Chapo Chauvin will be out in a decade and a half, 🏴‍☠️ Slash News reacts.

1  2021-06-25 by Mathieu_van_der_Poel

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Dude should get a fucking medal for causing all these riots and making citycels flee to the suburbs out of fear, drastically raising the prices of my properties by hundreds of thousands each in a single year.

I had a single suburban home go from like 450k to 700k in 2020 alone. The others are doing almost as well.

Chauvin and Floyd are the best allies a landlord could ever ask for.

Not worth the cancellation of the only two shows I watched on tv.

Money can't bring them back homie.

I never watched them and I'm nearly a million richer thanks to this shit so I don't really care.

Cool story bro.

Iowacels btfo

Us Iowacels carried the goal posts out of the Metrodome and used their bathrooms for fornication.

So the opinion of a gopher doesn't mean a whole lot to me.

I'll add the anyone from the twin cities metro is a ©uck, they let us carry the goal posts out with no problem and then a few years later allowed their city to burn. They get off to things like that.

My cousin used to call them the golden goophers if that makes you feel any better

What city ?

Person of property

based and landpilled take

Didn't one come back?

From what I understand Cops has contracts to fulfill from foreign distributors, so they're finishing out those contracts and then ceasing production. Nothing will be distributed domesticly.

LivePD is still dead as far as I know.

LivePD was so great. Shame it got jannied over nothing.

Cops and LivePD got jannied over this Dreyfus_Affair_2020_reboot.exe?

huh

Live PD got canceled cus some sheriffs deputies killed a guy then the sheriff destroyed the video so no evidence would exist. The fact that Live PD producers didn't think to make a copy before just giving it up to be "lost" is really suspect.

Still blaming the manlet.

GF getting killed saved them a ton of scrutiny over that incident.

The whole thing is a big or campaigns for the cops. Not surprised, but everyone who saw it knew to make a copy and didn't and they are purely evil

😭😭😭

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I can't imagine a Reno 911 reboot could possibly be any good in current year +7

Copium: Alternatively, the cast was already woke enough but current year standards so they don’t have to import people who aren’t funny

Instead of prisons being about punishment why didn't they use a restorative justice approach?

When someone is being sent to prison for a heinous crime: "Throw him in prison forever! I hope he gets his bussy destroyed everyday >:("

When someone who committed a heinous crime talks about their life in prison: "This is so sad! Why isn't our prison system focused on rehabilitation? We have failed as a society :'("

It's time we come up with an equitable solution and abolish all prisons. #freechauvin

Didn't Tlaib or whatever her name is call for the abolition of incarceration?

And wouldn't that mean she's advocating for Chauvin to be freed?

when she says that she means only non-mayos

No because cops aren't people, ergo they do not deserve rights.

Sociopaths picking on average joes what’s new

As long as someone does a pinky promise that they won't ever do it again, we should let them go.

I went down the rabbit hole on the two youngest killers a few days ago. Apparently, they went to a rehabilitation center in bongland that's like a playground for jailed kids. The one seems to be doing well (the ringleader) now. The other has been arrested multiple times for CP.

I think some people are too far gone for whatever reason to be rehabilitated.

The time to catch them before they fall off the deep end is like 4 years old. After that it's too late.

The Wire actually showed this in one of its seasons. A mayo academic is trying to study inner city violent crime and he's targeted the 16-21 demographic or something like that as it's the most violent. He's trying to reach out to and understand these kids and help them before it's too late. They get this retired cop to be like " naw dawg, it's already too late by that point, you gotta get them while they're kids if you have any hope of reforming them before it's too late"

I'd say you can still save them by 6-7 at the latest. But yeah, past that it's too late for the vast majority of them.

After leftoids celebrate and (as usual) forget about the whole thing I'm sure he'll get out in 5 years regardless of what bs they said about parol in 15 years.

"But very briefly, though, I do want to give my condolences to the Floyd family. There's going to be some other information in the future that would be of interest. And I hope things will give you some peace of mind,"

Sounds like he'll be a "free" man as soon as he Epteins/McAfee's himself.

What could he have ? He’s a shitty city lowly cop. Do you think he snorted cocaine with Reagan ?

George Floyd had information that would have led to the arrest of Hillary Clinton. Neutralizing Chauvin simply severs the connection to the DNC

I want it to be true, so very badly. Link me on a rabbit hole my good man.

idk maybe you can scrape something together on 8chan. Q probably predicted it at some point

That statement doesn't sound like he wants to kill himself to you? It gives me ominous vibes.

Obviously I was making a Billary Blinton joke that is non sequitur.

I see what you mean. I want to know more. What could those informations be ? I need my arrrrr drama fix.

Leftists love state prison now. :D

They only like to see criminals in jail

He’s not lasting that long unless they sent him to an all white prision

He's an incredibly high profile ex cop he's going right to protective custody

Does Vatican City even have a prison?

The entire vatican should be a chomo prison tbh.

They have a dungeon. It's not in use though. They let the *talians handle the crime stuff.

Or he'll take the path of our Former 👑 👑 King 👑 👑 (God Bless) McAfee

Why would the CIA assassinate Derek Chauvin?

Floyd had info on Clintons. Clintons sent Chauvin but he fucked up. Clintons fix the Chauvin problem before he rats on them. Q predicted this

What if, from the start, it was orchestred by the j... ?

I have been requested to stop right there

shut it down

^ Redditor thinking he can figure out the CIA's motives.

Silly redditor, everyone knows that. The CIA knew that Chauv

wait, get the fuck away from my doo

He's a former high profile cop, there is absolutely no way he is in with genpop. Probably has his own secure containment area.

22.5 out of a possible 40 years?

1.5 more years and you could call it a certain compromise.

lol he didn’t murder anyone 😂

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It's time we abolish prisons! /s

/soy

Cringe

wat

the /s

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>"redditors are too stupid"

>6-year-old account

>Calling me the redditor

>checks my account history

>calls me a redditor because of 6 year old account, but literally has a 10 year account

Bruh moment

I was pointing out the irony in you not considering yourself a Redditor and insulting Redditors in general while using a 6-year-old account, not insulting you by calling you a Redditor. Funny that you immediately jumped to the latter conclusion.

ngl you ended up looking pretty cringe checking account history and getting sus about the /soy

Clicking a username and looking at the right side of the screen constitutes "checking account history"? So much effort involved.

looking pretty cringe

getting sus about the /soy

>using "sus" and "cringe"

>can't follow single thread of comments

The reopening of this sub and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

Opening this sub to people like you was the worst mistake in all of history. I'm not sure what unapprovedcels like you were ever let in to comment on Drama lol.

I've been approved since before the sub was closed.

Strange that it matters to you, but There has never been a time in the history of this sub I havent been able to comment, hot lips.

Strange that it matters to you

What? You're not the user I was responding to with that sub-opening comment. At no point did I ever mention anything about whether or not you were an approved user.

The reopening of this sub and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

Was this not you calling that guy out for not being approved? How the hell do you know if he was approved or not?

How the hell do you know if he was approved or not?

I didn't. I was shitposting.

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Reddit moment

The guy you're replying to has been a redditor for 10 years lmfao

Lmfao didn't even notice

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Speak English, this is America.

bruh

Did I stutter?