Nothing good comes from gussy. If i concuss some bussy after a hardcore buck breaking session, that buck will come back and ask for a fractured pelvis in round 2.
Foreign substances have literally always been a thing in baseball, and Bauer used to complain about it until he realized that he could make way more money by just shutting up and using the good stuff.
Either way, baseball is going to die because zoomers don’t have the attention span to sit through the 3 hour games of an objectively boring sport
Spitballs of the past and the current foreign substance issues are kind of different. I think in the past most pitchers that wanted to cheat focused on doctoring the ball itself, which was something a lot easier to spot. It took retarded burgerballers over 100 years to figure out that if they just used a substance on their finger, it would increase spin rate and was easier to get away with.
And Bauer absolutely cheated. He complained about the cheaters and then when he was traded to my Reds his spin rate magically went through the roof in a contract year and he won a fucking Cy Young. He may have quit though since he got his money. They've been trying to bust him all year and haven't been able to.
We need to mod Bauer, he's excellent for drama coin. He trolls other players on the field and on Twitter. Also he's a rightoid so redditors seethe every time he does something
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29 itsnotmyfault 2021-06-30
Lmao. Didn't dodge that one.
Also some good shitposting by Barry McCockiner (@UltraWeedHater)
18 roaming_bartender 2021-06-30
Nothing good comes from gussy. If i concuss some bussy after a hardcore buck breaking session, that buck will come back and ask for a fractured pelvis in round 2.
18 ShrekMySwampBaby 2021-06-30
Bauer is an absolute drama unit.
flashback to Bauer firing a ball over the center field wall
flashback to Bauer having to leave the biggest game of his career because he almost cut his finger off in a drone accident
Also, this guy is almost singlehandedly responsible for the clusterfuck that is MLB's pitching foreign substance problem.
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3 ShrekMySwampBaby 2021-06-30
He has to be one of the worst people to ever try and coach but goddamnit he is entertaining.
6 Someone6271 2021-06-30
Foreign substances have literally always been a thing in baseball, and Bauer used to complain about it until he realized that he could make way more money by just shutting up and using the good stuff.
Either way, baseball is going to die because zoomers don’t have the attention span to sit through the 3 hour games of an objectively boring sport
2 ShrekMySwampBaby 2021-06-30
Spitballs of the past and the current foreign substance issues are kind of different. I think in the past most pitchers that wanted to cheat focused on doctoring the ball itself, which was something a lot easier to spot. It took retarded burgerballers over 100 years to figure out that if they just used a substance on their finger, it would increase spin rate and was easier to get away with.
And Bauer absolutely cheated. He complained about the cheaters and then when he was traded to my Reds his spin rate magically went through the roof in a contract year and he won a fucking Cy Young. He may have quit though since he got his money. They've been trying to bust him all year and haven't been able to.
16 SnooMachines1046 2021-06-30
We need to mod Bauer, he's excellent for drama coin. He trolls other players on the field and on Twitter. Also he's a rightoid so redditors seethe every time he does something
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14 Iowa_Hawkeye 2021-06-30
Based Barry dropping truth bombs the world doesn't want to hear.
3 jerryjoneshere 2021-06-30
Lmao get fucked stoolie