You know what? Fuck you, you fucking liberals have no respect for American culture and I'm fucking sick of it. The fact that you would celebrate an American action (I know the perpatrator was German but that's besides the point) by drinking a German drink, a German Nazi Socialist (Democrat) drink no less, is nothing short of fucking disgusting and yet more proof Reddit has turned into a communist echochamber.
Shut the fuck up whore, I will literally fight you if you send me the location. I'm not joking. I've fought five people I met on Reddit and lost every time.
She could get sued for the injuries. And potential damage to careers honestly, one guy had to pull out of the race. And likely he'd been training for it for months, or all year. Still, it's a 30 year old foid, she probably has like no money and isn't worth suing.
No joke over 90% of redditors are just finding out about tour de france because of this moron lady and none of them have the common sense to think playing in traffic is a bad idea
I mean yeah they're dumb, but the average person couldn't care less about the tour de France because cycling is about as boring of a sport as you can get.
Yeah, it's just a bunch of rich snobs acting like they are the best at this, but you can find some Indian kid who can win first place with a fixie and hardly ever slow down because that's how he gets to school on the daily.
Reminded me of the guy who Robo-Doped in a competetive cycling e-sport game. He ran a bot that would run his bike to unlock the best bike, and then he won legitimately using said bike.
Cycling is the only sport I've ever enjoyed watching. Just because your mind cant keep up with upwards of 6 different possible team objectives doesnt mean it's boring.
My grandmother was not a molester. She didn't say or report the molestation which she was a witness to, but she was not herself personally a molester. I guess my sign would be "Go Grandma!"
Jasha Sütterlin (Team DSM) was taken to hospital with an injured hand, while Marc Soler (Movistar) finished the stage but abandoned the next morning after fractures in both arms were revealed.
Noodle arms confirmed.
Eight other riders were seen by the race doctor and numerous more suffered minor injuries.
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202 Zero5urvivers 2021-06-30
There goes my hero
71 NJ_Escapee 2021-06-30
Watch her as she goes
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21 RydenwithByden 2021-06-30
And they say that a hero can save us
5 Elite_Club 2021-06-30
She's just going to stand there and wait
155 Fr06t 2021-06-30
I'll drink some fanta for a real one.
101 Beneficial_Sock_9668 2021-06-30
Fuck off consoomer, Fanta is a Nazi (National Socialist) drink.
105 Fr06t 2021-06-30
Even better 😎
77 Beneficial_Sock_9668 2021-06-30
You know what? Fuck you, you fucking liberals have no respect for American culture and I'm fucking sick of it. The fact that you would celebrate an American action (I know the perpatrator was German but that's besides the point) by drinking a German drink, a German Nazi Socialist (Democrat) drink no less, is nothing short of fucking disgusting and yet more proof Reddit has turned into a communist echochamber.
52 Fr06t 2021-06-30
Not am*rican but thanks for the compliment.
89 Beneficial_Sock_9668 2021-06-30
Shut the fuck up whore, I will literally fight you if you send me the location. I'm not joking. I've fought five people I met on Reddit and lost every time.
43 vrzv 2021-06-30
👑
10 i_h_s_o_y 2021-06-30
it literally says in the article that she was french
28 Beneficial_Sock_9668 2021-06-30
Wrong.
0 i_h_s_o_y 2021-06-30
The 30-year-old French woman is accused of involuntarily causing injury and faces a fine of 1,500 euros.
6 fentanyl_peyotl 2021-06-30
"French" actually means she's not from France. People of Snails are called Frogs.
2 Dr_Ama_Lama 2021-06-30
How many smokes does she normally buy with 1500 euros
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1 AntiP--sOperations 2021-06-30
yeah but the part of france (all of it, not just Alsace-Lorraine btw) that belongs to germany or not?
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1 EnvironmentalCrow5 2021-06-30
Weren't burgers only able to get to the moon thanks to a Nazi scientist? 🤔
30 69733348 2021-06-30
wow this place is turning into another antifanta echo chamber
131 hackfraud30011999 2021-06-30
It’s only a 1500 Euros fine we have to make a fundraiser for this hero
87 busslordlowkeybussin 2021-06-30
And donate so she can get a bigger sign for next year 😎
18 daggermag 2021-06-30
This would be the funniest fucking shit lol
28 Lehk 2021-06-30
I’m going to set up a Gofundme to do the next one.
18 realWaterMark 2021-06-30
She could get sued for the injuries. And potential damage to careers honestly, one guy had to pull out of the race. And likely he'd been training for it for months, or all year. Still, it's a 30 year old foid, she probably has like no money and isn't worth suing.
8 Eastern_Emotion6906 2021-06-30
Thats not how frog law works. It aint german law.
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116 Metatron58 2021-06-30
still laughing at some of the dumber redditors demanding to know why they don't put up fencing?
Do you have any idea how long the tour de france is? lmao
113 Alicesnakebae 2021-06-30
No joke over 90% of redditors are just finding out about tour de france because of this moron lady and none of them have the common sense to think playing in traffic is a bad idea
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86 UnheardIdentity 2021-06-30
I mean yeah they're dumb, but the average person couldn't care less about the tour de France because cycling is about as boring of a sport as you can get.
59 busslordlowkeybussin 2021-06-30
Don't think it's even a sport. More of a hobby.
50 RydenwithByden 2021-06-30
Not even a hobby. It's a mode of transportation for poorcel r-slurs who cant afford to pump precious carbon back into the environment
23 WarSanchez 2021-06-30
Yeah, it's just a bunch of rich snobs acting like they are the best at this, but you can find some Indian kid who can win first place with a fixie and hardly ever slow down because that's how he gets to school on the daily.
14 busslordlowkeybussin 2021-06-30
Nothing says "not poor" than ridin' with Biden.
3 komoset 2021-06-30
Reminded me of the guy who Robo-Doped in a competetive cycling e-sport game. He ran a bot that would run his bike to unlock the best bike, and then he won legitimately using said bike.
4 Dr_Ama_Lama 2021-06-30
What's the meanest thing I can say to you personally, ok, that, plus your mother is shamed. Pizza-level smh.
9 VanOldenbarnevelt 2021-06-30
Nobody cares about the cycling, people just watch for the landscape shots.
4 UnheardIdentity 2021-06-30
Then why do they even pay the cyclists.
-6 skybot_2 2021-06-30
Cycling is the only sport I've ever enjoyed watching. Just because your mind cant keep up with upwards of 6 different possible team objectives doesnt mean it's boring.
18 UnheardIdentity 2021-06-30
All racing is boring. Seethe harder.
9 Lord_Sticky 2021-06-30
No I don’t, because who gives a shit about the “””””””sport””””””” of cycling
5 dingleface 2021-06-30
Redditors just parrot whatever one other redditor says, so long as they think it sounds smart.
1 Dr_Ama_Lama 2021-06-30
Maginot Race!
3 grippingtale 2021-06-30
If only the name could give them a clue.
2 Dr_Ama_Lama 2021-06-30
Maginot Race!
2 realWaterMark 2021-06-30
I think fencing the Tour de France would be comparable to building the wall.
1 Elite_Club 2021-06-30
Simply remind them that walls don't work. We need to find another solution for the p*destrian menace
69 ShitTornadoToOz 2021-06-30
All Cyclists Are Bastards
53 goodbehaviorsam 2021-06-30
I'm worried for her safety. What if the Clintons strike again?
19 wingrath 2021-06-30
She likely has no information on Harambe so she should be fine
44 1998Sublime 2021-06-30
Pourin out a 40 for possibly the biggest seethe inducing of the year
31 HauteProperty 2021-06-30
The translation of her sign is "Go Grandma-Grandpa!" What? Why would you write that?
28 RydenwithByden 2021-06-30
Obviously her grandpa was there when France surrendered and she just wanted to make grandpa Kraut proud
12 ArachnoLibrarian 2021-06-30
She loves her grandparents? Some people got non-molesty ones, you know.
15 realWaterMark 2021-06-30
My grandmother was not a molester. She didn't say or report the molestation which she was a witness to, but she was not herself personally a molester. I guess my sign would be "Go Grandma!"
12 Mathieu_van_der_Poel 2021-06-30
Explains a lot
8 ArachnoLibrarian 2021-06-30
Most unsurprising revelation in the history of revelations, maybe ever.
14 cyberdick 2021-06-30
I want a statue of Saint Krautina now.
12 smeppel 2021-06-30
Free my fraulein she didn't do anything wrong.
11 Alicesnakebae 2021-06-30
I wonder which village guillotine is gonna slap chop her
2 BagFullOfSharts 2021-06-30
God damn this made me laugh. Vince just going to town all tweaked up.
9 MrSilk13642 2021-06-30
On what charge? What crime is it to accidentally cause people to fall off their bikes? Lol
2 Dr_Ama_Lama 2021-06-30
The hat and boots are at best misdemeanors
9 Bowawawa 2021-06-30
Women can't do anything without having the boot of patriarchy bear down upon their necks
8 Coonass_alt 2021-06-30
ill donate to her legal defense fund, bike-cels are more of nuisance than homeless in big cities
8 speeddevil789 2021-06-30
This week just keeps getting worse for krauts.
8 vampiredeity 2021-06-30
She didn’t deserve to be arrested. What she did was perfectly legal.
16 Fr06t 2021-06-30
Booting Frenchies should be legalized and encouraged.
1 Mathieu_van_der_Poel 2021-06-30
The guy who crashed with her first was actually a Kraut
8 TheOverSeether 2021-06-30
Noodle arms confirmed.
Cuts and bruises! Oh no!
7 thenortheastface 2021-06-30
At least they're not at as fragile as soccer players.
1 Elite_Club 2021-06-30
Not until they run a stop sign.
1 Dr_Ama_Lama 2021-06-30
Noodle boy's arms are Heckin Valid and Cut as any real athlete, bigot.
7 Inside-Suggestion-51 2021-06-30
Französin. Was zu erwarten war.
6 jimmerz28 2021-06-30
Ohne Scheiß.
Ich dachte vielleicht Saarland (was natürlich noch schlimmer wäre 🤮).
6 Mathieu_van_der_Poel 2021-06-30
Can they please release her and have her hold a sign in front of Pog.
6 911roofer 2021-06-30
The German's have been captured.
5 AutoSyntactic 2021-06-30
Yet another victim of the patriarchy. When will it end?
Rest in power ✊😭
3 East_Onion 2021-06-30
not all heroes wear capes
2 CopeSeetheDial8 2021-06-30
I still have a theory that she's a time traveller
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1 CowsWithArms 2021-06-30
Finally!
1 Carolinagfwkafc 2021-06-30
It’s over for poorcels