Eventually, there will be exactly two property owners on the entire West Coast. Everyone else will be living in illegal shantytowns, and maybe, just maybe then, they will think "Hey, perhaps we should allow people to build new apartments?"
You heartless bastard. We have an old lady struggling to live amongst the hordes of fentanyl, and you--YOU, SIR!!--have the audacity to mew, "where's the drama?" What is your major malfunction?
Think of all the tent bussy being sold right now. 100 years ago, you would walk away with syphilis and a cover story to tell your housefoid. Now you can stick around and play Minecr*ft on your phones while rolling on Mexican oxys. OP could have posted this from a housing-challenged person's beanbag chair and we'd never know.
19 comments
72 grogocean 2021-06-30
Did I even have to guess before I opened the story? No. Portland, homeless drama epicenter.
30 InnerBlackberry6 2021-06-30
Hey sweaty, give the wokies some credit. It could've been San Franciso as well
58 SnooCauliflowers4003 2021-06-30
liberal nimby local governments and their consequences
46 JanetYellensFuckboy 2021-06-30
Eventually, there will be exactly two property owners on the entire West Coast. Everyone else will be living in illegal shantytowns, and maybe, just maybe then, they will think "Hey, perhaps we should allow people to build new apartments?"
56 alphetaboss 2021-06-30
Sardine tier comment. The true solution is to drive the homeless to the sea and tell them to go be homeless in a boat instead of an tent.
8 Terrible_Ad7528 2021-06-30
From Mad Max 3 to Water World. Somewhere on the west coast, there's a Death Note that's made of 35mm film.
1 TayloTayloBookito 2021-06-30
Snow Crash raft city when?
27 TheOverSeether 2021-06-30
Not In My Domain! 😡😡😡
2 TheColdTurtle 2021-06-30
But my property value!
30 XivuArathFucker 2021-06-30
Do burgers really?
39 TheOverSeether 2021-06-30
Why be a rentoid when 'person of tent' status awaits you? Gypos really.
12 XivuArathFucker 2021-06-30
12 Klappspaten66 2021-06-30
Where’s the drama? Ed get in here
15 TheOverSeether 2021-06-30
You heartless bastard. We have an old lady struggling to live amongst the hordes of fentanyl, and you--YOU, SIR!!--have the audacity to mew, "where's the drama?" What is your major malfunction?
3 Additional_Bar_6512 2021-06-30
Me being an intellectual: I can easily fix this problem with a Komatsu d30 bulldozer
3 languidhorse 2021-06-30
The article doesn't even have comments. Come on, I want to see some cope and seethe
3 Terrible_Ad7528 2021-06-30
Think of all the tent bussy being sold right now. 100 years ago, you would walk away with syphilis and a cover story to tell your housefoid. Now you can stick around and play Minecr*ft on your phones while rolling on Mexican oxys. OP could have posted this from a housing-challenged person's beanbag chair and we'd never know.
1 Fr06t 2021-06-30
Looks like morale hasn't improved yet.
1 shitty_bison 2021-06-30
Portland deserves this