I am one of the r-slurred 1% who actually pays for the Athletic, but I don't even care enough about this to click on the link and copy/paste it for dramoids.
nobody on reddit is trying to read past the headline anyway
It was just funny to me since I’ve got an athletic subscription and whenever I link it on any nba related sub I get 100s of requests for copies of the article.
So if the sports fans aren’t paying for it, than most of arr drama ain’t either.
Women say they want to feel scared and helpless during sex, but then they're all upset and talking to the DA after you give them a concussion from dragging them behind your foreplay 4x4.
I think he beat the shit out of her the first time and then she proceeded to tell him how much it turned her on through text. Then they met a second time and he really let her have it. Her AA sponsor (yes, this is a mess of a woman) told her to report it and she talked to the police and decided not to press charges. But a civil suit with monetary damages against a guy that just signed a $100 million contract is apparently the better option.
Whoops I was wrong, I thought she filed the TRO and a civil suit. And I mean I'll go into the getting-raped-and-going-back conversation because its arr drama and this is the proper academic setting for such a discussion.
If you thot around and then specifically go back for more, while communicating in text that you especially liked the first time when you passed out cold, Imma say it doesn't count as rape.
His lawyer is fucking moronic btw, or maybe he is because releasing these texts just add credibility to the accuser because they line up with what she said, that they hooked up once it went fine they agreed to do it again and then she got choked unconscious and her skull broken.
because they line up with what she said, that they hooked up once it went fine
Nah, she’s claiming that their first hookup was when he brutally anal raped her until she bled and their second was when he did a WWE move to her skull ☠️
Should've just hired an expert like the Q Shaman's lawyer to be all "my client is too retarded to be held responsible for anything he says or does, your honor."
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48 Llamayoda 2021-07-01
Linking the athletic on /r/drama where 99% of the members won’t have a subscription is a gigachad move
46 TheseusPhilliams 2021-07-01
Do you really think any of them will even open the article to realize that its paywalled.
17 Llamayoda 2021-07-01
Fair point
2 HodorTheDoorHolder__ 2021-07-01
https://outline.com/VCCjhH
21 TheseusPhilliams 2021-07-01
implying ill click on links either, nerd
24 HodorTheDoorHolder__ 2021-07-01
I hope you're a girl about to go on a date with Trevor Bauer
20 TheseusPhilliams 2021-07-01
Im an approved submitter here. do you really think im going on dates with anything thats 3d?
8 TheOverSeether 2021-07-01
The approvedcel fears the (((unapproved))).
4 vrzv 2021-07-01
Doesn't work 🤔
2 HodorTheDoorHolder__ 2021-07-01
lol
4 PM_ME_UR_YARMULKE 2021-07-01
I am one of the r-slurred 1% who actually pays for the Athletic, but I don't even care enough about this to click on the link and copy/paste it for dramoids.
nobody on reddit is trying to read past the headline anyway
2 Llamayoda 2021-07-01
It was just funny to me since I’ve got an athletic subscription and whenever I link it on any nba related sub I get 100s of requests for copies of the article.
So if the sports fans aren’t paying for it, than most of arr drama ain’t either.
22 TheseusPhilliams 2021-07-01
https://twitter.com/LBSports/status/1410440740547690501 he decided to leak these texts but they're prior to the time where he beat the fuck out of her and fractured her skull. Classic
Just another piece of evidence showing that all sports cause brain damage.
15 jcvfcvujyhhtif 2021-07-01
Women say they want to feel scared and helpless during sex, but then they're all upset and talking to the DA after you give them a concussion from dragging them behind your foreplay 4x4.
5 ShrekMySwampBaby 2021-07-01
I think he beat the shit out of her the first time and then she proceeded to tell him how much it turned her on through text. Then they met a second time and he really let her have it. Her AA sponsor (yes, this is a mess of a woman) told her to report it and she talked to the police and decided not to press charges. But a civil suit with monetary damages against a guy that just signed a $100 million contract is apparently the better option.
3 TheseusPhilliams 2021-07-01
?
The police are investigating and have him on tape basically admitting it.
He raped her the first time, second time was when he beat the shit out of her(not going to go into the meme of being raped and going back)
Theres no civil suit, the only action so far is she got a temp restraining order.
3 ShrekMySwampBaby 2021-07-01
Whoops I was wrong, I thought she filed the TRO and a civil suit. And I mean I'll go into the getting-raped-and-going-back conversation because its arr drama and this is the proper academic setting for such a discussion.
If you thot around and then specifically go back for more, while communicating in text that you especially liked the first time when you passed out cold, Imma say it doesn't count as rape.
2 TheseusPhilliams 2021-07-01
Probably didn't consent for the skull fracture tho
3 ShrekMySwampBaby 2021-07-01
She's a white woman in Los Angeles, so we can't really assume that.
2 TheseusPhilliams 2021-07-01
fair enough
1 red1dragon588 2021-07-01
She’s from San Diego, and based on those texts, she’s probably a Mexi (calling him Papi)
2 GabrielMartinellli 2021-07-01
🥸
3 TheseusPhilliams 2021-07-01
stop using emojis you zoomer trash
3 GabrielMartinellli 2021-07-01
Emojis are /r/drama hieroglyphics sweetie 😘
13 respaaaaaj 2021-07-01
His lawyer is fucking moronic btw, or maybe he is because releasing these texts just add credibility to the accuser because they line up with what she said, that they hooked up once it went fine they agreed to do it again and then she got choked unconscious and her skull broken.
7 TheseusPhilliams 2021-07-01
they arent sending their best lawyers folks
3 RecallRethuglicans 2021-07-01
The lawyer is working it out for the public.
3 GabrielMartinellli 2021-07-01
Nah, she’s claiming that their first hookup was when he brutally anal raped her until she bled and their second was when he did a WWE move to her skull ☠️
2 PM_ME_UR_YARMULKE 2021-07-01
Should've just hired an expert like the Q Shaman's lawyer to be all "my client is too retarded to be held responsible for anything he says or does, your honor."
12 HauteProperty 2021-07-01
Kobe did the same, but nobody cares about that😒
13 TheseusPhilliams 2021-07-01
Well duh, 8 was the rapist, 24 is a lakers legend!
5 ChapoDestroyer 2021-07-01
Trevor Bauer new number confirmed
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1 aldezar 2021-07-01
I’d bottom for him tbh