AOC destroys shortcels

1  2021-07-01 by Lehk

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Burgers pay taxes for women teenage banter on the internets

This but unironically

Does this woman do anything but post

Too busy taking selfies for her profile picture to sell us out to the ruskies smh

Can't even take selfies of her feet covered in cream and chocolate smh.

#DefundCongress

Think about how many shitty laws don't get passed because she's busy writing shit tweets instead of shit laws

Makes her one of the representatives who subtract the least amount of value from the nation

AOC is excellent for dramacoin

Burger political future is looking bright - a party of insane Qoomers or a party of girlbosses who spend most of their time tweeting and renaming shit to latest inclusive terms.

Worst thing about this - these people represent their constituents pretty well.

Meh fuck taxpayers

AOC stands at around 5’4”-5’8”, already a womanlet basically. How short is Magic The Gathering then? First midget congresswoman?

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To be fair, she loves her flats.

that's a midget. that's why her head looks weird.

Probably also why her head works weird

5'8 is definitely not a womanlet

Cope. Anything below 6’ is a womanlet.

Based lanky amazon goddess appreciator.

lanky

Nah son, only big muscle girls

you two lusting over gussy

OUT OUT OUT 😤

GOD I LOVE COCK

🤤🤤🤤

https://youtu.be/C8sLOpahTFQ

What is the chance the person who wrote this song is not a literal macrophiliac

Ok pedo, try talking to a fully developed adult woman sometime

Absolutely not. I will not talk to gussy.

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Whatever happened to the Aoc feet guy

Dead from fent I hope

Liberals are the real bigots smh, criticizing a little person all the time

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AOC destroys shortcels

That wasn't very nice

More like GayOC and Majorie Touch-her Genitalia am I right fellas?

How short is MTG?

Like 5’3”

I can't believe I'm as short as magic the gathering. It's hard out here for us womanlets.

womanlets are pretty cute tbh, it's the manlets that were dealt a shit hand in life

reparations for manlets when

Only humans qualify for reparations.

I almost replied something like "we need a final solution for the manlet menace", then I remembered that as an average-heightcel I'd be the new manlet

average-heightcel

Literally a manlet. Wish I could snap all men shorter than 6' 4" into dust. This would end my own life too.

6'4"

imagine hitting your empty gigachad head everywhere

I saw a gussy request 6'2+ on tinder recently, it's over for non-DutchChads

First they came for the gamers, and I did not speak out— Because I was not a gamer.

Then they came for the mayos, and I did not speak out— Because I was not a mayo.

Then they came for the biological women, and I did not speak out— Because I was not a TERF.

Then they came for manlets—and there was no one left to speak for me.

I think the 6ft+ girls have it harder. Women truly seem to hate not having a partner who could effortlessly beat them to death. Amazons are all competing for men who don't care how tall the flesh they stick their dick in is.

I'd love to have a 6ft+ dommy mommy gf.

Yeah but she'd never want you.

I feel the same way tbh but it just dont work out T_T

100%… if an amazon is with a guy shorter than her the assumption is she is fucking down because she couldn’t land a tallchad

Tallchads have the pick of the litter when it comes to 6ft+ women

Post feet

You don't wanna see my feet bro, I promise.

Chinese foot bondage YIIIIIIIIIIKES

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💃Beauty Pageant Time👑💐🎉 OK let's take a look... A horse and a train. I have to give it to Seabiscuit. But only because she could do those cool moves like from the move Cocktail during the talent portion.

Height doesn't decide the dom.

Only for foids, manlets are never doms, if only because they fail to get laid in the first place.

These two broads live rent free in the heads of the political parties they don't belong to

Shortoids on sui watch. Ben you’re next.

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