The HOA of his neighborhood need to make a rule of no venomous pets. If i lived in this neighborhood, I'd be livid. I love snakes.. but there is zero reason that a person should have a venomous one for a pet.
How to tell us you're white without saying you're white.
Who do you think keeps venomous snakes as pets? Black people? There is only one race in this country that thinks owning a heckin' slithery boi whose saliva could kill 300 children is cute and wholesome.
A hunt started for the snake, and people demanded answers. For those of you who don’t know, NC is kind of a hot bed for venomous snake owners (not even a lot of North Carolinians know this, because why would you). It’s one of the few states here is the US where you can own, like, anything. I’ve seen videos Gaboon Vipers, King Cobras, sawscale vipers, and this kid apparently had a Green Mamba. We know he had a Green Mamba because he almost freakin died after he was bitten by one this year. If you don’t know how much Anti venom costs it can range from a couple hundred dollars per vial for common snake bites to up to $14,000 for a vial of king cobra venom, and it can take 25+ vials depending on the toxicity and snake type. Needless to say, this kid is having a tough year so far.
On top of that, after people discovered it was his snake that escaped (which either he didn’t know escaped or neglected to tell his neighbors that a snake that spits venom at your fucking face escaped from his parents house) people have been flocking to his page to tell him what they think. My personal favorite is the old woman dunking on him for living with his parents lol.
There really is. I know an autistic dude with a 9" penis who pulls this shit in Boone. And a guy over 40 with a 4" penis who does the same in Greensboro.
Autistic like he posts on here or autistic like you watched a sperg whip his meat out and start moaning and beating off in public and you stared long enough to get a good estimation of his size?
🙄 Autistic like he told me he goes to group meetings with other people with autism once a week. Fine, ok. 9 inches is 9 inches. But the whole snakes thing mixed with him not understanding conversations and jokes just wasn't my cup of tea. 4" dude just was a regular person but had 4 inches. So it was a hard pass. I think he married a local news reporter though!
🙄First day gay dating? You always establish cock size and send photos first so you don't accidentally end up dating a guy for three months only to find out he has a 2 incher🤢🤮 Or phimosis😱 Or once I saw this 3 incher that literally was so skinny it looked like a bit off piece of a Slim Jim😩 Dick pics are the unsung heroes of gay dating. Ask for them!
Phimosis is when the skin can't be stretched over the dead head on uncircumcised penises, and in some cases the dick head grows to be oddly small. So you're trying to pull the skin back and don't understand the physics of it because the dick head is so tiny. It was weird
Slim Jim dick was I guess just genetics. I can still remember how he took off his boxer briefs and it just looked like a bite of a Slim Jim.
Autistic dudes are always hung af. I think this is similar to why autism makes you more "male" in thinking (aka socially r-slurred). The funny consequences of this and the autistic fascination with model train sets is that the average real women has a fatter cock than the average man.
It’s one of the few states here is the US where you can own, like, anything.
This isn't exactly true. My home is one of the 4 states that doesn't have state-wide rules about owning exotic or dangerous animals. It is left to individual counties to determine the rules, and every county that has a large population (including Raleigh, where he is) has rules and regulations about license and registration and supposedly proving qualification to handle it.
It's the largely underpopulated and rural areas that don't really have any specific rules.
I’m on a couple NC Reptile groups and I’m pretty sure the guy who owns the king cobra and Gaboon vipers lives in Raleigh/very close by. I think there are actually more restrictions on large snakes than venomous in Raleigh, but I can’t recall of the top of my head.
I mean, I’m sure there are counties that have rules, but yeah you don’t even need a license to own one. Just need to give it a tight lid and clearly label it and you’re good to go.
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60 heretobefriends 2021-07-02
How to tell us you're white without saying you're white.
61 CriticalDuty 2021-07-02
Who do you think keeps venomous snakes as pets? Black people? There is only one race in this country that thinks owning a heckin' slithery boi whose saliva could kill 300 children is cute and wholesome.
6 Pepe_von_Habsburg 2021-07-02
Indians?
12 Big-Ant_ 2021-07-02
Not trusting retards with venomous pets means you're white?
Yeah I guess that checks out
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46 Ravensthrowit 2021-07-02
A couple of days ago someone spotted an African spitting cobra on someone’s front porch in a Raleigh neighborhood. Which is kind of odd, seeing as they aren’t native to the area.
A hunt started for the snake, and people demanded answers. For those of you who don’t know, NC is kind of a hot bed for venomous snake owners (not even a lot of North Carolinians know this, because why would you). It’s one of the few states here is the US where you can own, like, anything. I’ve seen videos Gaboon Vipers, King Cobras, sawscale vipers, and this kid apparently had a Green Mamba. We know he had a Green Mamba because he almost freakin died after he was bitten by one this year. If you don’t know how much Anti venom costs it can range from a couple hundred dollars per vial for common snake bites to up to $14,000 for a vial of king cobra venom, and it can take 25+ vials depending on the toxicity and snake type. Needless to say, this kid is having a tough year so far.
On top of that, after people discovered it was his snake that escaped (which either he didn’t know escaped or neglected to tell his neighbors that a snake that spits venom at your fucking face escaped from his parents house) people have been flocking to his page to tell him what they think. My personal favorite is the old woman dunking on him for living with his parents lol.
48 HauteProperty 2021-07-02
There really is. I know an autistic dude with a 9" penis who pulls this shit in Boone. And a guy over 40 with a 4" penis who does the same in Greensboro.
62 UpvoteIfYouDare 2021-07-02
Those penis sizes were vital for your anecdote.
15 tenebrous_cloud 2021-07-02
It colors the scenery
14 UpvoteIfYouDare 2021-07-02
That's what we call "world building" in show business.
29 Ravensthrowit 2021-07-02
Autistic like he posts on here or autistic like you watched a sperg whip his meat out and start moaning and beating off in public and you stared long enough to get a good estimation of his size?
30 HauteProperty 2021-07-02
🙄 Autistic like he told me he goes to group meetings with other people with autism once a week. Fine, ok. 9 inches is 9 inches. But the whole snakes thing mixed with him not understanding conversations and jokes just wasn't my cup of tea. 4" dude just was a regular person but had 4 inches. So it was a hard pass. I think he married a local news reporter though!
10 TheColdTurtle 2021-07-02
What does cock size have to do with this
24 HauteProperty 2021-07-02
🙄First day gay dating? You always establish cock size and send photos first so you don't accidentally end up dating a guy for three months only to find out he has a 2 incher🤢🤮 Or phimosis😱 Or once I saw this 3 incher that literally was so skinny it looked like a bit off piece of a Slim Jim😩 Dick pics are the unsung heroes of gay dating. Ask for them!
9 McFluff_TheCrimeCat 2021-07-02
What’s that?
How does that even happen?
7 HauteProperty 2021-07-02
Phimosis is when the skin can't be stretched over the dead head on uncircumcised penises, and in some cases the dick head grows to be oddly small. So you're trying to pull the skin back and don't understand the physics of it because the dick head is so tiny. It was weird
Slim Jim dick was I guess just genetics. I can still remember how he took off his boxer briefs and it just looked like a bite of a Slim Jim.
6 Ravensthrowit 2021-07-02
We’re learning!
1 [deleted] 2021-07-02
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2 g-throwaway-g 2021-07-02
To estimate the cock size of the Cobra owner
2 PM_ME_UR_YARMULKE 2021-07-02
You sound so straight right now.
12 CantWakeUpJPG 2021-07-02
Do you know the penis size of everyone you met?
9 philoponeria 2021-07-02
Boone is like another planet
1 RuqqusBrigadeBot 2021-07-02
Autistic dudes are always hung af. I think this is similar to why autism makes you more "male" in thinking (aka socially r-slurred). The funny consequences of this and the autistic fascination with model train sets is that the average real women has a fatter cock than the average man.
16 thenortheastface 2021-07-02
This isn't exactly true. My home is one of the 4 states that doesn't have state-wide rules about owning exotic or dangerous animals. It is left to individual counties to determine the rules, and every county that has a large population (including Raleigh, where he is) has rules and regulations about license and registration and supposedly proving qualification to handle it.
It's the largely underpopulated and rural areas that don't really have any specific rules.
12 Ravensthrowit 2021-07-02
I’m on a couple NC Reptile groups and I’m pretty sure the guy who owns the king cobra and Gaboon vipers lives in Raleigh/very close by. I think there are actually more restrictions on large snakes than venomous in Raleigh, but I can’t recall of the top of my head.
8 thenortheastface 2021-07-02
I've been doing a little further reading, and I guess I was wrong. :( They're not as strict about this as I thought they were.
5 Ravensthrowit 2021-07-02
I mean, I’m sure there are counties that have rules, but yeah you don’t even need a license to own one. Just need to give it a tight lid and clearly label it and you’re good to go.
5 ballrot 2021-07-02
Imagine ever admitting to being wrong
26 ZealousParsnip 2021-07-02
I'm rooting for the snake.
15 goodbehaviorsam 2021-07-02
I hope the zoomer looks like the fat hacker from Jurassic Park.
6 adminsdoitforfree 2021-07-02
I saw a video where this guy found a snake in his yard and he peppered it with buckshot absolutely shit on it