Diversity hiring

1  2020-06-21 by QuadNarca

I have to apologize, even though I tried everything to support social justice, defend black bodies, and combat the spread of white supremacy I failed you. Why? I did not give oppresed minorities a chance to be moderator. I apologize, I regret it so much. I was like the white colonizers, when they genocided the natives and traded slaves, and I know there is no justification for my actions. I still hope you can forgive me, but I know I would not forgive myself. So I decided to hire moderators from all opressed groups so they can have a voice, that was silenced by me.

If you are a member of any of these minority groups, the more the better, you can apply, we need at least 1 person from each minority group, people who are member of more groups are prefered, I'll edit the post whenever we find new people, I already hired 2 people before this post, so say hello to them:

Black person: u/Goddd-Howard

Transgender: u/TranstrasserismNow

Female: u/TranstrasserismNow

Homosexual:

Jewish:

Muslim:

Gamer: u/Goddd-Howard, u/TranstrasserismNow

Furry:

Disabled person: u/Goddd-Howard

Sperg: u/TranstrasserismNow

Sex-worker:

Albanian:

Non-binary:

Native-American:

Asian:

Indian:

37 comments

1  TranstrasserismNow 2020-06-21

It's okay, we still luv u even though you're a fuckin huwhite male

1  Outrageous_Algae6112 2020-06-21

Hello I am a quarter Jewish and also bisexual so I would like to take 25% of the Jewish position and 50% of the homosexual position tyvm :)

1  tenebrous_cloud 2020-06-21

I'll take the remainder of the Jewish position because I know how they think. 👃👏

1  Cryptic7-2 2020-06-21

I have diabetes, does that counts ?

1  Bummunism 2020-06-21

While you do this, I'm going to keep approving unapprovedcels in the hopes that someone spergs out.

1  FukinSukinCukin 2020-06-21

Hey I'm non binary and would love to change this pit of racism into an LGBTQ saf space!

1  mygfisaracist 2020-06-21

Im italian does that count

1  Npc5284747 2020-06-21

I'm the perfect candidate, a half-native-american, half-asian non-binary Muslim sex worker from Albania, with the pronouns he/she

1  QuadNarca 2020-06-21

I don't know if I can believe you, it sounds a joke.

1  Npc5284747 2020-06-21

Is my origin so funny to you? Racist.

1  QuadNarca 2020-06-21

How did your native American ancestors get from America to Albania?

1  Npc5284747 2020-06-21

Plane

1  TarriestAlloy 2020-06-21

hire me i am chadjeet

1  AsianWaffles308 2020-06-21

I am a Muslim Indian with a micropenis.

1  yefcish 2020-06-21

u/shid_pile69 apply

1  Bummunism 2020-06-21

Minors are not allowed in this establishment

1  shid_pile69 2020-06-21

"gamer"

1  Hormelcoffee7 2020-06-21

I'm Indian give me power

1  Bummunism 2020-06-21

Proof it

1  modsarefatpussies 2020-06-21

hello i am jewish!!!! i can post curly hair jew hebrew afro as proof!

1  Bummunism 2020-06-21

https://old.reddit.com/message/compose?to=%2Fr%2Fdtama

But no one is interested in looking at your pubes. Especially yours.

1  pandeyji_ka_ladka 2020-06-21

What will be the pay?

1  shid_pile69 2020-06-21

I wish to apply

1  cumhugs 2020-06-21

Im into fat chicks. Does that count toward anything?

1  Dimbledorf 2020-06-21

I am muslim take me in

1  xingxhang 2020-06-21

I'm an unironic internet Muslim. I say Islamic phrases over and over online but I have nothing to actually do with Islam.

1  awarabej 2020-06-21

Hello yes I'm Asian

1  The_Barroth 2020-06-21

Y’all got room for a redneck?

If not I can fit in the gay category

1  Bummunism 2020-06-21

Post your tiller or something

2  The_Barroth 2020-06-21

My what?

1  Bummunism 2020-06-21

Post proof of redneck in your garage, shed, or barn, because as a redneck, I'm srsly doubting rn

1  The_Barroth 2020-06-21

this is my ancestor

Does this help my case

I got a junk pile on the side of the house if that counts

There’s an old locker and a stoplight

1  Bummunism 2020-06-21

My ancestors lived just above the dividing line and burned down a cannon ball factory for shipping south, I don't know about this.

1  Bummunism 2020-06-21

Post junk pile and you're in

2  The_Barroth 2020-06-21

junk pile

1  Bummunism 2020-06-21

Oh baby that's nice scrap

1  PUBLIQclopAccountant 2020-06-21

  1. You have a slot for furry but not for horsefucker
  2. Latin-X should be split into two: Latina and Latino for more diversity