It's mind-boggling how fat the average Redditor is. Never forget the infamous Reddit meetup pictures.

Normal ppl: yeah bruv i laid off cocaine cold turkey and it was horrible, good thing it’s over.

Reddit*rs: i laid off bepis cold turkey and it turned me into a school shooter, please keep consooming

1000 sodas a year is 2.74 sodas a day.

I’m sorry I’m a fucking pig and I don’t even come close to that. Who the hell has that much soda?

Honestly me

how pathetic do you have to be to get addicted to coca cola?

Bruh

Cut down to only 6 cokes a week? Wow, look at this wholesome dieter 🥰

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