You're unironically cucked if you buy a real diamond ring. Wasting all that money on a pointless object?
At least buy something cool, like a pet lizard. Now that's symbolism. You buy pet with a 100 year lifespan, so it represents your marriage and outlives you.
That kind of money is only a concern for poorcels like you. 😂🤣🤣🤣
Diamond rings retain their value remarkably well over time and can be a good way of preserving wealth in your family over several generations. They're also quite aesthetic, add beauty to your woman, and make her feel valued, loved, and happy.
Ehh, in my estimate it'll be a couple decades at the very least before they start becoming worthless. But yes, even then there's always gold. If you don't buy your woman an expensive ring you're either a poorcel or secretly gay.
lol I had this happen not long ago. Friend stops by and is like "Oh, holy shit! You got one of the 3080's! Nice build, how much you spend on this?! with my girlfriend standing there. I'm giving him eye lasers, and am like "Uh...like $1200 I think?"
How does someone end up so inconceivably castrated?
I recently spent $600 upgrading from my shitty decade old laptop to a refurbished, 4 year old desktop and I felt shitty. I can't imagine dropping thousands on computer parts.
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22 Jiganada 2021-01-13
On Leddit it's cool to be super scared and intimidated by your wife, because to these manchildren their wives are their mothers.
12 himachalite 2021-01-13
Maybe FDS is right after all....
14 xXGoobyXx 2021-01-13
me when someone asks me how much my pc build costs in front of my wife:😳😳
9 LetsGetSQ_uirre_Ly 2021-01-13
I wonder how many skimped on a 💎 🙄 to buy a graphics card that will devalue even faster
4 GigaVacinator 2021-01-13
You're unironically cucked if you buy a real diamond ring. Wasting all that money on a pointless object?
At least buy something cool, like a pet lizard. Now that's symbolism. You buy pet with a 100 year lifespan, so it represents your marriage and outlives you.
2 himachalite 2021-01-13
Incel seethe.
5 GigaVacinator 2021-01-13
It's all symbolism, why not make the symbol actually unique?
I could drop 2k on a ring, or 2k on an entire butchered cow that gives the family meant for the next few years.
5 himachalite 2021-01-13
That kind of money is only a concern for poorcels like you. 😂🤣🤣🤣
Diamond rings retain their value remarkably well over time and can be a good way of preserving wealth in your family over several generations. They're also quite aesthetic, add beauty to your woman, and make her feel valued, loved, and happy.
4 BigFatGamerNuts 2021-01-13
Lol😹😹😹😹😹😹😹
Image how dry a woman would get if you presented her with 2000$ worth of cow meat
3 I_Shah 2021-01-13
Artificial diamonds are making diamonds worthless. But gold then
2 himachalite 2021-01-13
Ehh, in my estimate it'll be a couple decades at the very least before they start becoming worthless. But yes, even then there's always gold. If you don't buy your woman an expensive ring you're either a poorcel or secretly gay.
1 KissengerEnjoyer 2021-01-13
What’s your salary again, jannie?
2 himachalite 2021-01-13
Jannyphobia isn't tolerated on this subreddit, you have been punished. Try commenting something and see what happens.
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2 Jannieseatdoodoo 2021-01-13
Lmao consoomer cope
2 himachalite 2021-01-13
Lmao bank accountlet cope
3 BroughtToYouBySprite 2021-01-13
At least a gayming 🤢 card is useful for stuff besides gayming. 💎 is just a fancy meme rock.
1 himachalite 2021-01-13
Incel cope.
7 BroughtToYouBySprite 2021-01-13
t. De 🍺s
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2 Jannieseatdoodoo 2021-01-13
Average consoomer
2 himachalite 2021-01-13
Average poorcel
2 Jannieseatdoodoo 2021-01-13
Cringe
2 himachalite 2021-01-13
Cringe
2 Jannieseatdoodoo 2021-01-13
Absolutely seething
2 himachalite 2021-01-13
Absolutely starving
2 Jannieseatdoodoo 2021-01-13
Butt status: absolutely ravaged
1 himachalite 2021-01-13
Bank status: absolutely empty
12 D_Legare 2021-01-13
How does someone end up so inconceivably castrated?
6 GigaVacinator 2021-01-13
I recently spent $600 upgrading from my shitty decade old laptop to a refurbished, 4 year old desktop and I felt shitty. I can't imagine dropping thousands on computer parts.
4 D_Legare 2021-01-13
The people buying this shit are the same people complaining about income inequality on /r/politics.
3 Jannieseatdoodoo 2021-01-13
Nnooo you don't understand I need to spend thousands of dollars so that I can properly enjoy my vidya 😭😭