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LIBERALS TRY TOO FIGURE OUT WHAT CONSERVATIVES WANT

https://old.reddit.com/r/AskALiberal/comments/ros5ms/what_do_you_think_conservatives_want?sort=controversial

WHEN THEIR TINY BRAINS ARE INCAPABLE OF COMPREHENDING ANY THOUGHT MORE COMPLICATED THAN TRANS LIVES MATTER.

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Beautiful

I’ve tried to have this conversation with many conservatives and they never can give a straight answer. The closest I’ve gotten is “less taxes and to be left alone by the big government”

...that sounds like a pretty straight answer homeslice

Afghanistan, but with churches instead of mosques.

At least nobody's being dramatic in this thread

Giliad. You know that serie in Netflix "Handmade's Tale". The Giliad society is basically a conservative wet dream.

  1. It's not a Netflix series.

  2. You'd have to go FAR into the wingnuts or to the s*x offender ward in your local prison to find someone with The Handmaid's Tale as a wet dream.

  3. It's spelled Gilead.

They aren't sending their best, folks.

They want to think that they themselves are Good People. There's also a mishmash of other things they want, which probably form a mutually unsatisfiable set. So they have to fudge a lot to make it appear to work to them.

I think this one is my favorite. MOST self-aware redditor.

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Giliad. You know that serie in Netflix "Handmade's Tale". The Giliad society is basically a conservative wet dream.

  1. It's not a Netflix series.
  2. You'd have to go FAR into the wingnuts or to the s*x offender ward in your local prison to find someone with The Handmaid's Tale as a wet dream.
  3. It's spelled Gilead.

They aren't sending their best, folks.

Imagine falling this hard for bait this obvious THEN posting your L on ourdrama for all to see.

The post you quoted was one level of irony deeper than a family man subreddit invitation post (it's a good show btw)

:marseybaited: :marseylaugh: :marseybaited: :marseylaugh:

Edit: Sorry dramasexual, turns out the stupid was me. Please accept a 5 100 dramacoin tip as penance

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He is? It's nothing but ledditor takes and moid gayming....

https://old.reddit.com/user/Tyrann0saurus_Rex/comments/

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And? Nothing there screams satire at you? At all?

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Read his other comments, he's definitely an r-slured young reddit liberal who usually smugposts

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zoz

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zle

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WHERES MY ZOZZLE :marseyrage:

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Aevann where's the zozzle?

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Looks like a child trying to be funny half of the time.

:marseyshrug:

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Honestly seems legit

These folks have some words words words takes about why police like the Punisher.

:#marseyastronaut:

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No. This is literally the average redditor. Nothing about this seems satirical. I get that it's hard to cope with the fact that you are this person

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This makes me sad.

The spelling mistakes and completely r-slurred comparison of HMT to modern bottom text society seemed like such a dead giveaway. I'm sick of watching our over exaggerations become real.

:#marseydepressed: :#marseyrope:

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The fact that you didnt believe says more about your enemies than it says about yourself

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No straggot, it says I'm getting old

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You know you can still shitpost from a nursing home, right? 70 is the new 50 these days.

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lemme guess, you went "this is too r-slurred to be real!" and then checked it out and found yourself faced with the existential horror that there is no thing so r-slurred that someone won't say it unironically on reddit

also based and :marseymerchant:-pilled. I wish everyone who was wrong at me on the internet gifted me shekels as recompense

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Actually Overseether is the one who checked history and pointed it out, but other than that yes you're spot on.

The magic of christmas made me forget for a short while that we truly live in a society

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Most people whether it be alt right r-slurs or blue magas seem satirical at first and then you check their post history and see no theyre really that r-slurred. Nobody posts a thousand times a day for ten years just to make themselves look like an r-slur, so trolls are rarer in my experience than the real deal. I wish the satires were more common like entire subs like our own AHC

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:#trollolol: :#troll: :#tfwyougettrolled: :#trolldespair:

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Afghanistan, but with churches instead of mosques.

I thought islam was a religion of peace?

"Handmade's Tale".

Saying conservatives want handmades tale is like saying liberals want “anima farme”

So they have to fudge a lot to make it appear to work to them.

Jail unvaccinated, oh wait now the unvaxed are black i have to make up the reason why theyre secret geniuses defund the police oh wait now i have to sanewash why people rioting and killing black people to defund police for killing black people

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They aren't sending their best, folks.

Are you sure? Reddits best really aren’t that bright.

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GOOD point

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ALSO, IN THE ORIGINAL NOVEL, THE MAIN RESISTANCE AGAINST GILEAD WERE BIBLE BELT EVANGELICALS WHO , IT WAS IMPLIED, WERE WINNING.

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