I’d give you dramacoin but my stash is currently seized

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it says HRT

How could Gabby do this to poor innocent Brian?

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what the fuck is this i swear to god i spent like 9 seconds on this fucking subreddit and i think i just lost all capabilities of thinking like i fucking hate everyone that thinks that animesexuality is valid, i fucking swear to god MoSt OpPrEsED PeOPlE SHUT THE FUCK UP YOURE LL METALLY UNSTABLE AND you should all go fucking socialise, you hall probably have neck beards, are 35, fat and retarded with no hope of reproducing, youre like the only reason why people cant be ok on the internet these days, like you get mad over things that are justified, no president is animexsexual, and if they saw this sub im pretty sure the cold war would start all 0ver again and you would all be dead, and yeah, everyone would be dead but atleast its better than living in a world of people who think a motherfucking PIxELS on a screen are a reason to masturbate for 60 hours a week. like your fucking search history is probably so deranged that even a therapist would start having menta issue. you all have 3d women but i dont get it. your parents are probably so fucking idssapointed in you all and i fucking ahree, get a fucking reality check right now please, take some time of the fuckig internet or else youll be the reason your family cries themselves to sleep. you will never get a girlfriend because youre too bsy flirting with someone that doesn't exits, get a grip of yourselfs man. i know you can be a good person but holy shit fi i hear another fucking "anime sexuality is vaild" im going to fucking hit someone wit a chair. youre like dream sexuals but worse, which so fucking impressive, i just cant with you all, youre the reason why everyone likes the early 200os so much. because we didnt have stupid fucking idiots like you all. you also water down shit so much to the point where its just an adjective, like wwii or 9/11 you all are just botched u. go fuck yourself please, thats the only way youll reproduce, by asexual means or mitosis, i cant with people now a days, go die in a hole.

tldr; youre all fucking retarded and should start making friends


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cleaning the deck

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I'm not providing you with studies because it's a stupid question. That's like saying "prove to me white women fuck dogs." It doesn't need a study or evidence to be proven.


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From a design point of view, on mobile, putting the buy buttons in about the same place on the screen as where you tap the shop icon is an interesting choice.

I love the shop image

Yep it's crazy out there, just the other day a joke broke into my office, beat the shit out of me then ran away with my office supplies.

how much does a salad cost

Depends on whether they drown it in a bottle of ranch.

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick and Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existencial catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a Rick and Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

Good job bobby, here's a star

It says HRT 🤗

That doesn’t qualify as “fresh fruit” which is what lard ass claimed he was spending $100 on.

Did you hear about the strongest portlanders? They say he is strong enough to completely twist the can opener in one go.

Don't deny a nonbinary person's agency to change their gender bigot!

r/FriendsOfDaphne when?

A sub about stopping train-on-train violence.

What about for enlisted sailors?

Nobody should like cops. Their ROE is basically commie shit designed to infringe on the constitutional rights of literally everyone. All cops are told to infringe on the 4th amendment rights basically the first thing on encountering a civilian. Any rightoid that loves cops is not a true rightoid

I love Marsey!

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Gold and pillows

Women. The crabs always get there first.

BROCCOLI COSTS PENNIES, FAT CUNTS