need araragi bf (or gf???) so fricking bad bros its actually unreal


								

								

look at this cute r-slur oml !anime

we aint notifying followers with this one lmao

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:#marseyunamused:

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voice cracks got a problem smart guy?

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I can fix her...

:#marseydoctor: :#marseytrans2:

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explain to me exactly what you meant by this you fricking piece of shit large language model

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I meant this is a mtf, that would be perfect for me. I can fix her by fixing her, and making her my wife. :marseycapykiss:

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I want a generic japanese self-insert bf

:marseye#yeroll2:

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>araragi is generic

irregardless of morals, if i was legally allowed to kill you i would.

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This is what you crave.

!anime

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17293548695733974.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/172935486983793.webp

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https://media.tenor.com/dwAn5al3JL0AAAAx/araragi-platinum.webp

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Do Japanese moids always look that depressed

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17293552740447907.webp

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if only you knew how bad things really are

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Either playing games all night or it's exam season.

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Literally the most generic anime protagonist possible

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What are those business cards(?) depicting?

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I mean, I'll give you that he's not generic, though I'm not sure I'd be too big on the guy who regularly behaves in such a...questionable manner around elementary/middle school aged girls, including his own relatives.

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There's this one story he tells where someone proudly presents that he beat up an elementary school student and the kid had no chance at all against the person, even though he was in high school or something. The point, of course, is that Araragi himself is the person in the story. I've often told the story with myself as the main protagonist and foids find it amusing. Naturally I'm too old nowadays to tell it, but if you tweak the specifics a little, it could work well as an icebreaker. :marseybow:

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The HAIR THO

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exactly. long haired men are literally made for pigtails.

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THEY ARE MADE FOR MANY GOOD THINGS :marseyjewoftheorient: :pikatits: :cinnamorollbuttshake:

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But he's a p-dophile

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:#marseyskeletor:

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