Anime fans still cant't debunk this

Alright !weebs he's asking for it; !chuds !nooticers !g*mers

>What do you mean these women all want to be with this one guy! bullshit, chad folds me up like an origami pretzel, blows my back out, and obliterates my box on Tuesday, sure he only sees me on Tuesday, but I'm not in an unofficial harem on his platespin rotation

>Why does it slavishly follow the source material? I need a bunch of melodrama where every 10 minutes someone has a wisecrack to keep things from getting to serious!!!

>Where are all the BIPOCS? Why aren't there a bunch of BIPOCs women and gays? I need to hear all about their struggle, and I need to see my favorite characters perverted and reimagined in their image like a deranged Satanic god.

>Where are all the parallel universes? How can I enjoy it if there isn't a universe where the bad guys and good guys team up? Also I want to see a universe that's really wacky like Rick and Morty, simply ebin!!!

>What do you mean the dead characters stay dead? Hasn't it been long enough? How can I enjoy this without my hecking Batman and Flash even though Batman should be a 90 year old by now?

Did I leave anything out bros?

Congrats OP on getting me riled up enough to bust out my laptop, I guess.