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If the bread is literally the body of Jesus then does my body turn the lord into poop?
Funny to think masses of people used to kill each other over such questions.
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Dissing Christianity because you know nobody will retaliate! What a brave and controversial move!
Honestly, this reminds me of the thing I like most about Islam: the fact that if somebody fricks with them they will clap back against their haters hard. The reason Christians get so much hate in modern Western society is because they're cucked by this "turn the other cheek" nonsense. If the Pope ordered a Fatwa we'd see a lot fewer leftoids hating on Christians, and Christian evangelicals would likewise have a lot more respect for him
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Mohammed is a p-dophile who r*ped the 9 year old Aisha. There you go @QuadNarca is not afraid too diss Islam either.
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OK, unironic respect for that comment
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WOW, HE ANONYMOUSLY WROTE A COMMENT ABOUT ISLAM, LIKE MILLIONS OF PEOPLE BEFORE HIM.
UNIRONIC RESPECT FOR THAT!!!
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DAE le sandBIPOC p-do skydaddy bad?!?1! Updoots to teh left
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How about I just fricking behead you
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Why is he green?
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Nobody is truly anonymous anymore
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dox me then neighbor
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I don't want to get in trouble by showing pics of you in your bra. You know how I got banned the last time I did that to somebody.
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!atheists come laugh at this guy being angry that's it's not the good ol' days where people could be beaten for daring to make a joke at his fairy tale's expense.
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He's right though. The media is scared to make fun of islam.
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I just think that if you want to make fun of religion, you should have the guts to make fun of one of the dangerous ones. Making fun of Christianity is about as "rebellious" and "brave" as pretending that black people and gays still face mass discrimination in 2024, instead of being wildly privileged.
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lol China's literally harvesting Muslim organs and enslaving their women and the heckin based warriors of Allah are begging Xi to let them suck his peepee. Theists only have as much power as you allow them.
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If there's one thing X (formerly twitter) has taught me, it's that the ummah is a joke, every muslim ethnic group hates every other group and will shit on them at the slightest opportunity
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I'm working on an effortpost series about Iran's allies, the "Axis of Resistance" and how they aren't really soul brothers, it's more that they have common enemies.
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You're some creepy middle aged larper with trauma over an abusive marriage (or so you claim)
You HATE being reminded of that so much that of course you'd respect people who have the "bravery" (lmao) of chimping out and killing people over words
You've got the emotional maturity of a five year old/BIPOC
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Thanks for the armchair diagnosis, doctor!
Most psychiatrists want to listen to their patient for a while before diagnosing them, but you decided to skip right ahead to the end first. What efficiency! I'm very impressed
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im on an alt ive been following your story ever since youve been on here lol
dont act like your lunacy isnt evident
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Tbf rDrama's armchair psychiatrists are very skilled. We can diagnose a patient as an r-slur or a cute twink in 3 comments.
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I diagnose
@Enward as an r-slur!
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"Evangelicals" are waiting for a rightoid pope so they can openly proclaim their subservience to the Catholic Church. They'll form an unholy alliance, rightoid globohomo.
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Based if true
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Counter point:
Mao was right and China will win.
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Bro, the CCP recently got caught red-handed committing the largest act of bioterrorism in human history. 8 million people died as a result of their actions! Their days are numbered
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Oh darn for real? hmmm brb I'm gonna order a Quran off Amazon
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The fact that Christians don't go on killing sprees every time they see something they don't like makes them a thousand times better. You won't see me posting about Muslims because it would be unfunny chud seethe instead of silly shitposts like this.
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Maybe it's just me, but I think there's a healthy middle ground between "go on a killing spree when your religion is disrespected" and "roll out the red carpet for people who hate you."
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To be very clear, catholicism is not Christianity, catholics are not Christians, and the pope is the Whore of Babylon.
Glad we cleared that up.
Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage.
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It is not their love of mankind, but the impotence of their love of mankind that keeps the Christians of today from burning us.
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What I was thinking of what happens if the person is sick and the seconds after eating the Jesus cracker he vomits it back out, does he have to lick it up from the floor, and from the priest's garment because not even a crumb of Jesus is allowed to end up outside of people's stomach.
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The spirit is transferred immediately and the Host detransubstantiates
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Sounds like I'm reading about the transporter in the Star Trek: The Next Generation Technical Manual. I hope He doesn't get stuck in the pattern buffer.
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That's what I tell myself too when I suck trans gock
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What about if you burp and some vomit cracker comes up and into your mouth but the priest looks mad so you swallow it again?
How many times can the lord go to bread and back?
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If the cracker ends up in any other state other than being eaten that is sacrareligious, because it's literally torturing Jesus because that's his body.
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AND WE STILL SHOULD BE
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The consecrated species retain the outward appearance of bread and wine even as there is a true, real, and substantial presence of Christ's body and blood.
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