SO SISTERS. Jesussianna Feetwashing is on the DOWNRISE in recent years, partially due to the NEW competing religion of adolf trumpler... 
so i was wondering, seeing as christoid feetwashing is almost DEAD AS SHIT 
what would YOU WANT in EXCHANGE of joining the feetwash sisters? 
personally, here's MY list! 
1. Retcon Straightan to be a smoky hot boob chick with great hair, glowing eyes and cool sword 
2. canonize Jesussianna's MTF transition on the cross 
3. instead of like being bad make heck a comfy warm beach resort where everyone can have fun and like do the limbo and shit, also replace christians going to heaven with Jewish Alphas cause they're nicer than christians plus they knew god longer 
also so they don't have to see hitler in heck with them, AWWWWWKWAAAAARD 
4. make all the bad straggots turn into demon s*x slave girls for the trans sisters for a limited period(t)(as long as the stacies NEED 
) instead of eternal torture, like periodt 
and 5. make all jesussianna feetwashers INCLUDING JESUSSIANNA renounce xeir idoltry of jesussiana and admit they were wrong and jews were right and hashem is the one true god and no one else 
oh and i SO want to se jesussianna and straightan do some strag patrolling during a tea party teamup that would be SOOO much soren sisters 
but these are the bare minimum changes i want to see if i wanted to go back, i want to pluck the bones out of Adam's peepee for being such a FRICKING strag ridden disgrace to the universe but apparently god can forgive straightanists so... 
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monke claus
!r-slurs instead of hohoho nmxbhe he saiys oo oo oo 
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!christians !atheists Adam when he goes to heck and instead of seeing eternal hellfire he sees a muscle clad trans lesbian about to stick xer diamond encrusted gock in his 1000 year old stretched out wrinkly peepeehole
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Genuinely I think the doctrine that all sins are equal is insanely r-slurred.
Most Christians cannot keep up the act that they believe this even when it's official church doctrine, hearing them try to justify how crying as a baby and r*pe are equally sinful is comedy gold. They have the solution for how r-slurred this doctrine is by saying that Jesus can forgive anything anyways but then why even have sin?
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You know Catholics and Orthodox don't teach that, right?
We have concepts of mortal vs venial sin and even within those they're not all considered equal.
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Catholics have the Mary thing and I refuse to worship a woman and I'm not becoming OrthoLARP
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I'm just clarifying your understanding since tbh a lot of Americans know near zero about the differences. We also don't worship anyone but the Triune God.
Orthodox also have the same beliefs about the Blessed Virgin Mary, just for the record. They use a different word in a couple instances (Dormition vs. Assumption) but otherwise it's all the same stuff.
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