Trump uses McCatholic rhetoric in a generic prayer tweet, his McChristian fanbase answers his prayers but not without some argument

https://x.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1840550305085141221

Saint Michael the Archangel, defend us in battle. Be our defense against the wickedness and snares of the Devil. May God rebuke him, we humbly pray, and do thou, O Prince of the heavenly hosts, by the power of God, cast into hell Satan, and all the evil spirits, who prowl about… pic.twitter.com/Z3RoeGUslh
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 30, 2024

THE SWORD AND SHIELD OF ST MICHAEL HAVE BEEN INVOKED
— Jack Poso 🇺🇸 (@JackPosobiec) September 30, 2024

THE SWORD AND SHIELD OF ST MICHAEL HAVE BEEN INVOKED

:soyjakfattalking: Reminder that Jack Posobiec made his entire post-2016 career from stanning for Trump, including attempting to livestream a child's birthday party because of pizzagate :marseynoyoupedo:

Chill out bro.
— Colin Wright (@SwipeWright) September 30, 2024

Chill out bro

Another chud (he's more focused on anti-DEI from a New Atheist perspective) is surprisingly brave enough to call out an eceleb with more followers than him

Colin Wright then parodies Jack Posobiec's tweet with a comparison to show how fictional Christianity is:

NARSIL THE SWORD OF ELENDIL HAS BEEN REFORGED! ANDÚRIL NOW FLAMES IN THE HAND OF ARAGORN! https://t.co/foJ8AqUCd9
— Colin Wright (@SwipeWright) September 30, 2024

NARSIL THE SWORD OF ELENDIL HAS BEEN REFORGED! ANDÚRIL NOW FLAMES IN THE HAND OF ARAGORN!

Make no mistake, our nation is under spiritual attack. Politics isn’t just politics… it’s a battle of good versus evil, spiritual warfare. I’m glad Pres. Trump recognizes this. May God have mercy on our nation.
— Liz Wheeler (@Liz_Wheeler) September 30, 2024

Make no mistake, our nation is under spiritual attack. Politics isn't just politics… it's a battle of good versus evil, spiritual warfare. I'm glad Pres. Trump recognizes this. May God have mercy on our nation.

:marseytradragingtalking:

We are literally in a battle between good and evil.
— Planet Of Memes (@PlanetOfMemes) September 30, 2024

We are literally in a battle between good and evil.

The above 2 are extreme examples of :marseywingcuck: , note the reference to "spiritual warfare", it looks like she wants to return to Satanic Panic level christian hysteria. And why do "meme magic" tards almost always end up being uncritical Trump stans :marseynoooticer: ?

AMEN 🙏 SPRAED LOVE ❤️ pic.twitter.com/w26iu5OsH9
— connor (@ConnorEatsPants) September 30, 2024

A live-streamer and dream SMP member replies with an unfunny wholesome boomer meme (It's literally 2024, 2 lines of impact font are outdated)

do you have any idea just how ridiculous you sound
— Jeff Tiedrich (@itsJeffTiedrich) September 30, 2024

do you have any idea just how ridiculous you sound

And Jeff Tiedrich was just beginning to end his twitter addiction, unfortunately Trump has forced him to relapse with a reply

I can see him almost giggling when his team told him they were going to start posting stuff like this.

It is such an (almost blatant) joke.
— Man in the sky (@MikePeace_) September 30, 2024

I can see him almost giggling when his team told him they were going to start posting stuff like this.

It is such an (almost blatant) joke.

:marseycope: Clearly it had to be a joke, ignore the fact that most of his fans will take it seriously

I pray for your conversion to the One, Holy, Catholic, and Apostolic Church Mr. President.
— speckzo 🇻🇦 (@ExtremePapist) September 30, 2024

I pray for your conversion to the One, Holy, Catholic, and Apostolic Church Mr. President.

:marseygroypertalking: I'm surprised I had to scroll this far to see No True Christianity, this time it's from a

6'5. 131 IQ. GROYPER. Catholic integralist. 1 wife, 3 kids, 2 dogs.

who's current twitter banner is a selfie with Nick Fuentes

God Wins
— Real Ben Garrison Cartoons (@GrrrGraphics) September 30, 2024

God Wins

The racist cartoonist sto-Ben Garrison responds with an extremely overused Qanon catchphrase

He is very powerful. Pray, and he will provide protection.🙏
Please protect all of our military personnel. 🙏🇺🇲

Thank you all for your trust, faith, and patriotism.
We are privileged to serve you.
Please PRAY for those who would lay down their lives to protect our FREEDOM.
You… pic.twitter.com/yj8nRznaG3
— anna⚜🦅🇮🇶🇺🇸 (@annan_85) September 30, 2024

He is very powerful. Pray, and he will provide protection.🙏

Please protect all of our military personnel. 🙏🇺🇲

Thank you all for your trust, faith, and patriotism.

We are privileged to serve you.

Please PRAY for those who would lay down their lives to protect our FREEDOM.

You are safe.

Donald J. Trump 🇺🇲🙏

If the "Donald J. Trump" part of this tweet wasn't included, I'd think she was referring to Michael with "He is very powerful. Pray, and he will provide protection.🙏"

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AntonioRisky YWN/BAW Varsity Transphobia; Donate Drama Coin to Help Us go to State 2mo ago #7094956

So, wait, is he Catholic now? I thought he was a fake Evangelical or something? Or does he just not realize Protestants don't do the whole saint thing?

:#marseyconfused:

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cockexpert911 cute/boy AntonioRisky 2mo ago #7094990

most americans have no idea what these terms really mean, they just love jesus :marseywholesome:

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rando_galcissian its/on cockexpert911 2mo ago #7096310

This!

I'm not some kind of bible nerd, but I do love Jesus! My favorite used to be baby Jesus, but lately I have really been into muscle Jesus who arm wrestles satan.

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Teslatruck truck/er AntonioRisky 2mo ago #7095615

>catholic

>16% of catholics believe in transubstantiation

I mean hes pretty much average for a catholic just googles a prayer every six months

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Nightcrawler X/Man Those whom I love, I reprove and chasten; so be zealous and repent. Teslatruck 2mo ago #7095642

78% of American Evangelicals are Arian heretics when polled so stones in glass houses, friend. :marseysmug3: !Catholics

Arius was condemned at the Council of Nicaea in 325, and again at the Council of Constantinople in 381. Yet the number of American evangelicals who agree with his view has increased from 2016, when 71 percent agreed and 23 percent disagreed, to today when 78 percent agree and 18 percent disagree.

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Szrotmistrz he/man Mosquitoes carry the Vaccine. Nightcrawler 2mo ago #7095673 Edited 2mo ago

One of priests in my church (fat and Extremely out of shape, always sounds like he is hyperventilating) really likes to bring up Arius and his heresy. It sometimes sounds downright personal. Too bad I can understand around 50% of what he is saying due to his shortness of breath.

Also, I read some of the article you posted and it was worse than expected:

When it comes to Americans with "evangelical beliefs" [see below for LifeWay Research's four-part definition], the survey found that a majority say:

Most people are basically good (52%)

God accepts the worship of all religions (51%)

Jesus was the first and greatest being created by God the Father (78%)

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TheColonel Me/You Szrotmistrz 2mo ago #7095948

Sorry Catholics can't claim moral superiority over that bolded one. Hat daddy just said as much in singapore

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bananas zou/bisou/bisou

TheColonel 2mo ago #7097782

I dont see what the problem with that one is. if doing evil in god's name is still evil and a sin, then isn't doing good in the service of some other religion still doing good?

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Teslatruck truck/er Nightcrawler 2mo ago #7095952

>lmao im not going to read that part in particular

I mean i get it we cant possibly conceive what it outside of the world/universe so we go right to making assumptions about how it works in detail

DEV0T10 nothing/wrong Trans Inclusive Radical Misogynist AntonioRisky 2mo ago #7094987

There's enough latinx in the country that you have to pander to catholics now as well

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Cyberstalker he/him Aspiring hikikomori AntonioRisky 2mo ago #7094983

Or does he just not realize Protestants don't do the whole saint thing?

Probably a combination of this and September 29 being the feast of St. Michael, which a lot of other rightoids have been posting about as a trend, including someone who thinks he proved the existence of leylines (even though he admits later that the line would have to be 20km wide to include all the sites)

Today is Michaelmas — the Christian festival honoring the Archangel Michael.

So, do you ever wonder why so many wonders across Europe bear St. Michael's name?

When you investigate why, you discover something truly strange... 🧵 pic.twitter.com/sxgimLc44o
— Culture Critic (@Culture_Crit) September 29, 2024

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TabbyTurkeymacy Thy/Thou Cyberstalker 2mo ago #7096400

Sacred line bypasses Ireland. Seems legit. :marseyhibernian:

Pepperglue me/mam :bounce:

Party like it's 1999 :bounce:

AntonioRisky 1mo ago #7099207

Trump was known to adopt speeches and ideas of the last person who talked to him. I assume some tradcath larper got to share some time with him or something.

ZchiggyDiggy9 ziggy/diggy MasterLawlz's Biggest Fan 2mo ago #7095101

Can't believe boomers are still regurgitating "spiritual warfare" in 2024. I thought it was cringe and passe in the 00's, but the internet has made everything timeless now.