Most SUPERB Atheist Religion? King Krazy would KILL to kast a vote!

All gynecologists are straight homofascists actually.

Think about it. Yeah you think woah, he's looking at kitty all day. But really, what kind of kitty is he looking at? Healthy, nicely trimmed or clean shaven? Well, some, sure, but a lot of the time, he's sticking his hands and face into old, hairy gash, with questionable hygiene and possible diseases.

Only a man who wants to develop a deep contempt and disgust for the gussy can do this job - logically, an aspiring homofascist who wants to suppress his straightness.