Atheist replacements for religious feetwasher slurs and sayings (scientifically awesome)

Praise the Lord Praise the Doctor of Science!

Oh my God Oh my Hypothesis!

Good Heavens Good Secular Humanist Civilization!

Good God Brilliant Darwin!

Jesus Christ Bill Nye!

Jesus frick Einstein Frick!

For God's sake For Pythagoras' sake!

For Heaven's sake For College's sake!

God Bless Pythagorean Theorem Bless (or May the Force be with you )

God Darn it Scholars of Science Scathe it!

What the Heck What the Creationist Church!

Go to Heck Be Entrapped at a Prosperity Gospel Church!

Christ is **** (censoring this for the integrity of the Jewish Alphary ) Science is Supreme!

I'm praying for you I am scientifically hypothesizing how you could most efficiently succeed theoretically

!atheists !christians I've done it... feetwasher culture is OFFICIALLY CONQUERED