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Bruhfunny_Thrall xhe/xhem :marseybruh:  10d ago (text post) 188 thread views #318772

Atheist replacements for religious feetwasher slurs and sayings (scientifically awesome) :macroncool:

Praise the Lord :#to: Praise the Doctor of Science! :#platyking:

Oh my God :#to: Oh my Hypothesis! :#platyfear:

Good Heavens :#to: Good Secular Humanist Civilization! :#chudconcerned:

Good God :#to: Brilliant Darwin! :#marseypikachu2:

Jesus Christ :#to: Bill Nye! :#petergriffinyes:

Jesus frick :#to: Einstein Frick! :#marseychemist:

For God's sake :#to: For Pythagoras' sake! :#marsey300:

For Heaven's sake :#to: For College's sake! :#marseywise:

God Bless :#to: Pythagorean Theorem Bless :#soren: (or May the Force be with you :#steamhappy:)

God Darn it :#to: Scholars of Science Scathe it! :#marseyweeb:

What the Heck :#to: What the Creationist Church! :#macroneyeroll:

Go to Heck :#to: Be Entrapped at a Prosperity Gospel Church! :#turtoisetrap:

Christ is **** (censoring this for the integrity of the Jewish Alphary :#chadjew2:) :#to: Science is Supreme! :#turtoisebinoculars:

I'm praying for you :#to: I am scientifically hypothesizing how you could most efficiently succeed theoretically :#batman:

!atheists !christians I've done it... feetwasher culture is OFFICIALLY CONQUERED :#platyking:

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I'm going to restart Pythagoras's cult who's down to worship the number 10 and never eat beans.

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omg so much this xisters :#steamhappy: !soren

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Trusted sources says soren loves his beans :marseysniff:

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