Bard spotting on Bluesky 22 August 2024

tweety fish (@sifu.tweety.fish):

I think this is true and correct HOWEVER, seriously, that DJ was like not at all good at scratching and just like REALLY kept trying it?

Greg Pak (@gregpak.bsky.social):

Yeah, you know how we talk about vibes? Whether or not you agree with each of her specific policies or points, the vibe she projected tonight is "she's got this."

You weren't watching for glitches like with Biden or racist rambling like you do with Trump. You saw someone who's got it together.

Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):

I decided that this is the best night of his life and he let his vision fly and while it was a little awkward it wasn't a disaster

tweety fish (@sifu.tweety.fish):

I mean but, like, it's Chicago. They're kinda known for their DJs? I'm glad he had fun and all.

Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):

And the video feed is gone to logo.

toaster exploder (@toasty.cx):

Hey serious question about the DNC that just struck me: Did ANYONE mention climate change this whole fricking time?

Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):

Yes. It made up a big chunk of several people's speeches as they were pointing out how absolutely awful Trump is on the issue

Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):

I was looking / listening specifically for that to be used as a truncheon to beat Trump's strawdoll with

toaster exploder (@toasty.cx):

Thank fricking god

Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):

We just have to somehow get around SCOTUS disempowering all independent executive agencies, now …

toaster exploder (@toasty.cx):

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

tweety fish (@sifu.tweety.fish):

[ Patrick McGoohan voice ] The secret guest was BALLOONS?

Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):

I am not a number!

Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):

And she closes by invoking the Yes We Can speech with the "… next great chapter…" line

Foxy ✨Gaming Witch✨🦊🏳️⚧️🍉 (@foxynature23.bsky.social):

its been too long sense i last worked out.

Kiraculous Once and Future Cyborg🏳️⚧️ (@kiraculous.net):

i bet i gotcha beat on that one

Foxy ✨Gaming Witch✨🦊🏳️⚧️🍉 (@foxynature23.bsky.social):

you probaably do.

i let depression get the best of me for while 😊

Kiraculous Once and Future Cyborg🏳️⚧️ (@kiraculous.net):

the last time i worked out was 2018, before the back problems became the worst

Foxy ✨Gaming Witch✨🦊🏳️⚧️🍉 (@foxynature23.bsky.social):

oh darn, hopefully your surgery goes well and you can work out again

Kiraculous Once and Future Cyborg🏳️⚧️ (@kiraculous.net):

hopefully

Foxy ✨Gaming Witch✨🦊🏳️⚧️🍉 (@foxynature23.bsky.social):

fingers crossed

Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):

Lots of shake-weight to start her off

Foxy ✨Gaming Witch✨🦊🏳️⚧️🍉 (@foxynature23.bsky.social):

i can be her shake weight 😏

Kiraculous Once and Future Cyborg🏳️⚧️ (@kiraculous.net):

🥵

Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):

SHOW MORE

Alex Newhouse (@alexbnewhouse.bsky.social):

speaking of big gretch, the michigan wolverines (boogaloo boys) came extremely close to kidnapping and likely executing her. we all know this.

what you might not know is that is has become gospel among even mainstream GOP that this kidnapping was a false flag, set up, or scam and the FBI staged it

Alex Newhouse (@alexbnewhouse.bsky.social):

man I still have all this very niche and esoteric knowledge about the boogaloo movement rattling around in my brain and I have no idea what to do with it. 2020-2021 was such a weird time.

Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):

Right wing terrorist's favourite passtime is standing in a circle, pointing fingers, screeching "Glowie!"

Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):

Does this mean Kamala Harris & Tim Walz are

Ready to Run

Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):

Will Kamala & Tim win the election in a

Landslide

Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):

March, March

To the polls

Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):

I am a giant Chicks fangirl, if it wasn't obvious

Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):

They got a drum line!

Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):

Censored Lil Jon "Get Low" makes me laugh, every time.

Jonathan Cohn (@jonathancohn.bsky.social):

Lmaoooo at that radio edit of "Get Low" and quick change

Anna Phylaxis (@quatoria.bsky.social):

right? how dare they, let jon sing about balls to the dnc crowd

Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):

And b*tches

Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):

Is … that the DJ trying to scratch

Well, i guess it was

Faine Greenwood (@faineg.bsky.social):

I bet the people who are upset about the couch-fricking joke harbor both guilt and unnatural urges towards upholstery

Snitty (@clofsnitville.bsky.social):

Just saw another waaaah waaah waaaah Dems should give up the couchfricker joke and I'm here to say I for one am never letting it go.

Andrew D Thaler (@drandrewthaler.bsky.social):

My singular goal is to make "fricked the couch" an idiom that outlives Vance's relevancy.

Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):

@brooklynmarie.bsky.social shares that goal, if I'm not mistaken

Josephus Brown (@josephusbrown.bsky.social):

It's a good and honorable goal

Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):

Colin Allred rescued a closed Baylor hospital complex in my city, Garland, and got it set up as a VA medical centre, meaning my dad travels 3 minutes to get his checkups, instead of an hour +, and a bunch of other veterans get served as well

Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):

Ted Cruz has done nothing for my town or my dad except pour poison in my dad's ear.

Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):

"It's the haircut — All you contractors go to the same barber?"

kilgore trout (@kilgoretrout.bsky.social):

listen normally I would get into how he looks like he's been dropped into some sort of alternate reality and is struggling to just not run away screaming but today I cannot stop staring at this simply incredible lloyd christmas haircut one can only assume he gave himself

I take it the scheduled surgery is balls chopping off/willing ax wound type?

Kiraculous Once and Future Cyborg🏳️⚧️ (@kiraculous.net):

30 ish hours til i check in for surgery

Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):

20

20

20

4 hours to gooooohooo

Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):

No one told me Walz' MOS was 18B

Raywat Deonandan (@deonandan.bsky.social):

I do like this new "Take No Shit" Democrat attitude.

Ms. Penny Oaken (@skywitches.net):

If you had told me, 20 years ago, that a social studies teacher & football coach would be working with a career prosecutor who is also VPOTUS to keep the US out of the hands of Donald Trump, I would have asked you to seek professional medical assistance

I am certain you do not wish to argue that several years ago you assaulted me at Tanglewood Forest. Several of your fellow company members have chased me and thwapped me with Amtgard -legal boffer weapons on Company Road while I was making announcements on behalf of Kingdom Officers.