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Tracy Chou (@triketora.bsky.social):
always a good day when you discover a toxic thread of losers on reddit devoted to hating on you
Ms. Penny 🌅🧙♀️ Oaken (@skywitches.net):
They never seem to learn
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potz(er)🏳️⚧️🐉🦝 (@potzer.xyz):
i don't want to decide on what to eat anymore. please someone adopt me and cook meals for me i will do all the dishes
Ms. Penny 🌅🧙♀️ Oaken (@skywitches.net):
^_^
potz(er)🏳️⚧️🐉🦝 (@potzer.xyz):
are you my new mom now?
Ms. Penny 🌅🧙♀️ Oaken (@skywitches.net):
I will cook for you 🥰
potz(er)🏳️⚧️🐉🦝 (@potzer.xyz):
😀😀😀
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Ms. Penny 🌅🧙♀️ Oaken (@skywitches.net):
Don't get old, kids.
Feet, knees, and guts betray
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Ms. Penny 🌅🧙♀️ Oaken (@skywitches.net):
New Year, New Me
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Spook of Burden 🎃🥥 (@proofofburden.bsky.social):
Baby gays, gather 'round. All variations of "I'm not like other gays" and "see, you're a normal gay" are red flags. They aren't good lovers. They aren't good friends. They might be good to buy drugs from, but see the former two caveats before heading over
Ms. Penny 🌅🧙♀️ Oaken (@skywitches.net):
There's a contingent of extremely Log Cabin coded gay men who inhabit one (1) subreddit and they are virulently misogynist and transphobic but I also suspect not quite so out of touch as to actually embrace a politics that would ship them to concentration camps
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Ms. Penny 🌅🧙♀️ Oaken (@skywitches.net):
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Ms. Penny 🌅🧙♀️ Oaken (@skywitches.net):
I talk about the nature of Gödel's mysterious Fascism Backdoor to the US Constitution, but there is a school of thought that the US is not strong against fascism, but rather, weak - that fascists can accomplish 90% of their goals under the US Constitution, democracy failing by inches
Ms. Penny 🌅🧙♀️ Oaken (@skywitches.net):
The analysis goes that, by the time they accomplish the 90%, completely legally, that society will be transformed extralegally, allowing them to transition to open fascism without meaningful resistance
Ms. Penny 🌅🧙♀️ Oaken (@skywitches.net):
Fascism doesn't require at any given stage any of the things Kasparian claims. Those just make fascism easier and more convenient for fascists.
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Jojo (@jojowiththeflow.bsky.social):
Ana Kasparian logic would be "well, yes, I sought out a hitman, but I never got the money together so it's not even attempted murder, is it?"
Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):
Unfortunately there's a lot of people out there like that, who will happily do very illegal and immoral and illogical things while telling themselves that what they're doing is legal and morally justifiable and perfectly normal.
Jojo (@jojowiththeflow.bsky.social):
True. "I was never going to go through with it!" Meanwhile Ana K seems desperate for TYT to fire her so she can have a "I got cancelled! 😭" press tour followed by a Fox News gig (which will likely pay better than TYT). She's already had the first fillers done to start looking the part.
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olive consumer and the specter of democracy collapsing (@machete.gay):
BREAKING NEWS: frozen peas heir and bowtie dipshit attacked by dybbuk
www.mediaite.com/news/tucker-...
Ms. Penny 🌅🧙♀️ Oaken (@skywitches.net):
Is this an attempt at establishing non compos mentis ahead of an indictment, one wonders
Ms. Penny 🌅🧙♀️ Oaken (@skywitches.net):
Or is it a hazing thing, where Putin demands he makes these claims in order to earn safe passage
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Ms. Penny 🌅🧙♀️ Oaken (@skywitches.net):
I, too, was physically attacked in bed by a demon who left claw marks all down me. Her name is Your Mom
lost (@los7.bsky.social):
:(
Ms. Penny 🌅🧙♀️ Oaken (@skywitches.net):
You can have next
lost (@los7.bsky.social):
!!
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Ms. Penny 🌅🧙♀️ Oaken (@skywitches.net):
#DeleteFacebook
#BoycottMeta
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Ms. Penny 🌅🧙♀️ Oaken (@skywitches.net):
I get one joke a year. It is both a victory and a tragedy that it was a Your Mom joke aimed at Tucker Carlson
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Ms. Penny 🌅🧙♀️ Oaken (@skywitches.net):
@kiraculous.net I need to tell you that you are the light in my sky
Kiraculous the Cyborg🏳️⚧️ (@kiraculous.net):
hugs cries hugs thank you so much
Ms. Penny 🌅🧙♀️ Oaken (@skywitches.net):
Sweetie 🥰
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Kevin M. Kruse (@kevinmkruse.bsky.social):
Littleoldlady gotmutilated latelastnight
Werewolves of London again
Andy Schwarz (@andyhre.bsky.social):
best alliterative line in all of music.
Kevin M. Kruse (@kevinmkruse.bsky.social):
The rhythm of his delivery is perfect
Jon Phillips (@jowiph.bsky.social):
No, no, you're thinking of his hair
Ms. Penny 🌅🧙♀️ Oaken (@skywitches.net):
Hahahahahahahahahahaha
Andy Schwarz (@andyhre.bsky.social):
makes Warren Zevon-y "doh" sound.
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Darbyscastle (@darbyscastle.bsky.social):
Infamous MAGA lawyer gets license yanked in New York www.rawstory.com/chesebro-sus...
Ms. Penny 🌅🧙♀️ Oaken (@skywitches.net):
Which is both justice (because he was one of the architects of the Jan 6 incident) and a sign of things to come for the rest of the gang
Darbyscastle (@darbyscastle.bsky.social):
Yes, ma'am..
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Mike Masnick (@mmasnick.bsky.social):
Russia has issued a fine to Google for more money (by a lot) than exists in the entire world. Because it blocked some Russian propaganda accounts on YouTube.
www.techdirt.com/2024/10/31/r...
Ms. Penny 🌅🧙♀️ Oaken (@skywitches.net):
I adore Russia's choice to demand that the rest of the world take them seriously, and then to do … things like this
👻 Booooo-ooob 🎃not boob (@machine501.com):
A shitposting country
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Spider-Em (Cumslutress) 🏳️⚧️ (@cumslutress.love):
i'll never forget the way my doctor's face dropped when i asked for a referral for bottom surgery.
it's like she viewed my transition as this fun thing and now it was Serious™️
she then spent the next 20 minutes saying shit like, "u know you'll rely on hormones the rest of ur life, right? no shit.
Spider-Em (Cumslutress) 🏳️⚧️ (@cumslutress.love):
then a litany of "are you sure" when it was abundantly clear she'd done less research than me on the latest surgical techniques.
i just nodded and let her say her bullshit but it was extremely clear that she left the interaction thinking she'd "failed."
Spider-Em (Cumslutress) 🏳️⚧️ (@cumslutress.love):
society DOES NOT want us to transition. it fights tooth and nail to stop us from doing so!
if i hear one more butthole say that trans women pursuing medical transition are assimilationist, i will fricking commit an actual murder.
Ms. Penny 🌅🧙♀️ Oaken (@skywitches.net):
… Emma, this one is new to me, and I like to think I'd seen it all.
Ms. Penny 🌅🧙♀️ Oaken (@skywitches.net):
We're going to make a world where the brothers and sisters who follow after us never have to hear this bullshit
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Ms. Penny 🌅🧙♀️ Oaken (@skywitches.net):
BlueSky should have a crowdfunding account. I honestly would toss $5 a month ($60 a year) to keep this site running and I think many, many others would, too.
I absolutely loathe adverts and think an advert-free social media platform is worth $5 a month.
Jon Phillips (@jowiph.bsky.social):
I still kind of wish they'd gone with the old livejournal model: keep it invitation only, but give everyone a small number of invites, and paying subscribers more invites. Slower, but sustainable growth, plus in-built revenue and giving people who want to support the site monetarily a little perk
Ms. Penny 🌅🧙♀️ Oaken (@skywitches.net):
I am vastly uncertain about the long term and/or recruitment goals they have — only that I am 100% sure that I'm done with services that treat my eyeballs as the product, and then shove violent hate speech in front of them.
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lilith kills u (@deathcarpets.bsky.social):
because discourse is a flat circle several years ago someone tried floating the idea of AFAB trans women in an online space and used the crystal gems from steven's universe as an example
i've been on the internet too long
Ms. Penny 🌅🧙♀️ Oaken (@skywitches.net):
I like to use that incident / discourse as an illustration of the Is / Ought dichotomy. Trans women are, and the people who started that discourse feel that gender theory ought to be … the way they felt it ought to be
Vanamo (@vanamot.bsky.social):
The biggest genderfrickery one may find are lesbianism, cute twinkry, and transitioning. Some people do nothing and what's left is often word play.
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Red Lori Bright Eyes (@redloribrighteyes.bsky.social):
evacuating now
Ms. Penny 🌅🧙♀️ Oaken (@skywitches.net):
Be safe see you on the flip side
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Cesenobite🕷️ 🏳️⚧️ (@thelibraryces.bsky.social):
Two days of support from people both here and at work completely shattered by one nasty comment from a transphobic patron
I am going to go live in a hole now
Ms. Penny 🌅🧙♀️ Oaken (@skywitches.net):
🫂
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humanbean (@dangerpixel.com):
what horse are you even standing on right now
Ms. Penny 🌅🧙♀️ Oaken (@skywitches.net):
Back up on the horse, I see
humanbean (@dangerpixel.com):
i just can't help myself some days
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Ms. Penny 🌅🧙♀️ Oaken (@skywitches.net):
I should make dinner
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humanbean (@dangerpixel.com):
does anyone else remember when plastic sandwich bags didnt seal they just folded over weirdly
or is this something weird in my memory banks
Ms. Penny 🌅🧙♀️ Oaken (@skywitches.net):
Oh I absolutely remember the folder sandwich bags
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Kiraculous the Cyborg🏳️⚧️ (@kiraculous.net):
so you know how the earth has a crust and pizza has a crust? if plateaus are pan crust and like yosemite is thin crust, are mountains stuffed crust earth? this thought brought to you by my brain in the shower. ask your therapist if shower brain is right for you.
Her Dreadful Ghoulesty, Kristin the Boo 👻 (@hrm-kristin-i.bsky.social):
I have an answer but it's tone is different than the question so idk if you'll like it
Kiraculous the Cyborg🏳️⚧️ (@kiraculous.net):
technically mountains are when the new guy is somehow working the oven on a friday night and the pizzas start backing up and running into each other
Her Dreadful Ghoulesty, Kristin the Boo 👻 (@hrm-kristin-i.bsky.social):
Oh that's good. My answer involved c*m.
Kiraculous the Cyborg🏳️⚧️ (@kiraculous.net):
that's volcanoes. everyone knows lava is earth jizz
Her Dreadful Ghoulesty, Kristin the Boo 👻 (@hrm-kristin-i.bsky.social):
Oh you're right. I'm so used to most the mountains around here being stuffed with c*m!
Sinéad Rhiannon (fae/faer/it) (@sineadthefae.bsky.social):
do we have a different word for the mountain c*m when it's still magma not lava?
Ms. Penny 🌅🧙♀️ Oaken (@skywitches.net):
Sinéad Rhiannon (fae/faer/it) (@sineadthefae.bsky.social):
i know this isn't the point but i'm giggling so much that it says "beepboopbeepboop" at the top
Ms. Penny 🌅🧙♀️ Oaken (@skywitches.net):
I was making a patch that would sound like dialing a phone 😂
Sinéad Rhiannon (fae/faer/it) (@sineadthefae.bsky.social):
amazing 🤩
i'm so fascinated by using the computers to make the sounds tbh i wanna learn to do that someday
Ms. Penny 🌅🧙♀️ Oaken (@skywitches.net):
It's fun!
Sinéad Rhiannon (fae/faer/it) (@sineadthefae.bsky.social):
it's one of those things im a bit nervous to try cause i barely even know how to use my computer (which also barely runs)
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Faine Greenwood (@faineg.bsky.social):
This post, accusing me of personally losing the election for the Democrats because I posted a picture of Thomas the Tank Engine with a butt, is a work of art.
I may have to get this framed.
Amyville Hoyrror (@amyhoy.bsky.social):
oh my god
you've peaked
nothing can compare to this unless somebody says you started a war
Ms. Penny 🌅🧙♀️ Oaken (@skywitches.net):
Wait;
Amyville Hoyrror (@amyhoy.bsky.social):
i made the critical error and spoke it into existence, didn't i
Ms. Penny 🌅🧙♀️ Oaken (@skywitches.net):
I think in this scenario Faine carries the blame 😀
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Kiraculous the Cyborg🏳️⚧️ (@kiraculous.net):
so you know how the earth has a crust and pizza has a crust? if plateaus are pan crust and like yosemite is thin crust, are mountains stuffed crust earth? this thought brought to you by my brain in the shower. ask your therapist if shower brain is right for you.
Ms. Penny 🌅🧙♀️ Oaken (@skywitches.net):
Shower Thoughts 💕
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juniper 🏳️⚧️ (@blahaj.rodeo):
do you think being sorted and thrown around at the distribution center feels good for the package?
spooky imogen 🎃🏳️⚧️👻 (@spooky.imi.boo):
yes ,,
juniper 🏳️⚧️ (@blahaj.rodeo):
right? like they throw you around for a couple days, put some stickers on you, and then someone is really happy to see you
spooky imogen 🎃🏳️⚧️👻 (@spooky.imi.boo):
yeag,, it's gotta be kinda wonderful tbh
juniper 🏳️⚧️ (@blahaj.rodeo):
after all that, a girl with a box cutter 😵💫
Ms. Penny 🌅🧙♀️ Oaken (@skywitches.net):
chokes on her drink
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Norasferatu Reed (they/them ze/hir) (@nora.zone):
please reply to this with either
a) something that you think would make elon musk upset if someone said it to him
b) a thing about elon musk that happened a while back that you feel like everyone else forgot
Ms. Penny 🌅🧙♀️ Oaken (@skywitches.net):
Came up with another one
52 USC § 20511
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Gwen Snyder is undead (@gwensnyder.bsky.social):
Those dirtbag "left" jerkoffs took such pleasure in making me a Main Character target for trolling for ages because I kept saying the Chapo podcast network was a pipeline to right reactionary bullshit.
It's a relief to be at a stage where their faves are just explicitly proving me right every day
Gwen Snyder is undead (@gwensnyder.bsky.social):
I have no earthly clue what the Chapo crew proper is up to these days, but the whole grifter reactionary network they propped up and fed listeners to (Cumtown, Red Scare, etc) has gone so fully mask off that there's really no denying what it is they're about these days.
Ms. Penny 🌅🧙♀️ Oaken (@skywitches.net):
I have two tiers of transphobic rhetoric that I trawl Reddit's firehose for: Outright slurs, & "salonfahige" (barely), "elevated" transphobic rhetoric
Guess where they intersect. Three guesses. First two don't count
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Kiraculous the Cyborg🏳️⚧️ (@kiraculous.net):
my bed's a mess but look at my dress!
Ms. Penny 🌅🧙♀️ Oaken (@skywitches.net):
Bless
Kiraculous the Cyborg🏳️⚧️ (@kiraculous.net):
yes?
Ms. Penny 🌅🧙♀️ Oaken (@skywitches.net):
Press~
Kiraculous the Cyborg🏳️⚧️ (@kiraculous.net):
oh goddess
Ms. Penny 🌅🧙♀️ Oaken (@skywitches.net):
I must confess
Kiraculous the Cyborg🏳️⚧️ (@kiraculous.net):
no more no less
Ms. Penny 🌅🧙♀️ Oaken (@skywitches.net):
crumpling a piece of paper on which can be glimpsed "Guess", "Loch Ness", and "Zest", throwing it over my shoulder, and grinning
Kiraculous the Cyborg🏳️⚧️ (@kiraculous.net):
is that a yes?
Ms. Penny 🌅🧙♀️ Oaken (@skywitches.net):
Eeee
Ms. Penny 🌅🧙♀️ Oaken (@skywitches.net):
Yess
Ms. Penny 🌅🧙♀️ Oaken (@skywitches.net):
Need some kess ?
Kiraculous the Cyborg🏳️⚧️ (@kiraculous.net):
yesssss
Ms. Penny 🌅🧙♀️ Oaken (@skywitches.net):
🩷💙
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Ms. Penny 🌅🧙♀️ Oaken (@skywitches.net):
I just want tomorrow to be Step Day. I have a potato. Give me the schematics. I'm ready.
Ms. Penny 🌅🧙♀️ Oaken (@skywitches.net):
I want off this rock
Osana (@osana.bsky.social):
Hoping for first contact with the Vulcans minus WWIII... 🤞
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For anyone as confused as I was, I found whatever this is
https://thelongearth.fandom.com/wiki/Step_Day
https://thelongearth.fandom.com/wiki/Stepper_Box
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I am certain you do not wish to argue that several years ago you assaulted me at Tanglewood Forest. Several of your fellow company members have chased me and thwapped me with Amtgard -legal boffer weapons on Company Road while I was making announcements on behalf of Kingdom Officers.
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