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Daily Bard Digest 2024-10-31

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Here's todays official post from the BARDCHIVE:

01/29/17 12:39:57 with a score of -1: https://old.reddit.com/r/MarchForScience/comments/5qu3ma/do_people_who_are_both_proscience_and_protrump/dd2cf73/?context=8

I wanted to understand what would motivate you to comment this.

So I dropped your entire comment history through a heuristic (I'm a retired Computer Scientist with a specialisation in textual analysis).

Your entire comment history up to this point has been about sports teams, Governor Gary Johnson, posting in /r/The_Donald and /r/4chan, crowing about living in Southern California and getting free drinks in Kentucky, and a single post found about your university, which implies that you're still enrolled in school.

None of your commentary seems to lend any credence towards your supposed support of science.

Further, you've completely dismissed out of hand the fact that scientists — and most of the civilised world — are not comfortable having to be in the same physical space as someone who thinks r*pe and sexual harassment are acceptable behaviours and would vote for and subsequently "support" someone who practised and advocated these behaviours.

R*pe is unacceptable. "Supporting" r*pe is unacceptable.

I seriously doubt you intend to march in support of science, and I seriously doubt you care about scientists' right to work without the fear of being r*ped.

I just … do not understand why anyone thinks this is not blatantly obvious.

It isn't discrimination — it's about not having to put up with male feminists.

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At 10/31/24 11:40:02 in conservativeterrorism with a score of yall:

Really, whether it's parody / satire is going to be something determined by a judge & jury after a full deliberation of applicable law & all the facts.

This could be a threat against someone's property, and as it was sent through the post, it's a federal issue.

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I am certain you do not wish to argue that several years ago you assaulted me at Tanglewood Forest. Several of your fellow company members have chased me and thwapped me with Amtgard -legal boffer weapons on Company Road while I was making announcements on behalf of Kingdom Officers.

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https://old.reddit.com/r/MarchForScience/comments/5qu3ma/do_people_who_are_both_proscience_and_protrump/dd2cf73/?context=8:

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