Bard spotting on Bluesky 05 November 2024

olive consumer (@machete.gay):

The only takeaway so far is this is looking a lot like 2020 (at time of writing) which was ALWAYS in the cards.

It's going to be a long several weeks.

Mark Chadbourn (@chadbourn.bsky.social):

Almost all votes in from Douglas County, Georgia.

Harris is +31, six points up from 2020.

Still all to play for.

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

holding up handfuls of patience my wets

Karl (sad trombone noise enthusiast) (@brainnotonyet.bsky.social):

How's everyone feeling right now?

KLo (@klogoldman.bsky.social):

Wondering what organizing will look like if communicating online is no longer safe.

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

Https://signal.org

KLo (@klogoldman.bsky.social):

I've been using that for years but it won't make up for what will be needed. It's going to severely isolate people regionally.

Karl (sad trombone noise enthusiast) (@brainnotonyet.bsky.social):

How's everyone feeling right now?

"Recently Juiced" Garak Tailor (She/They) (@comfortingmoo.online):

Ehhhhhhhhhh. I think it's gonna be closer than I like but I think he's cooked still.

"Recently Juiced" Garak Tailor (She/They) (@comfortingmoo.online):

Also I want anxiety pizza

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

I want a Xanax

WhinterQueen (@whinterqueen.bsky.social):

why not both?

The Bibbianightmare Before Christmas (@williambibbiani.bsky.social):

The electoral map looks exactly the same now as it did at this point in 2020, and we didn't have the final results for DAYS back then. It actually looked like Trump had genuinely won for a while. So hang in there, folks. It's going to be a LONG election.

Marie Le Conte (@youngvulgarian.bsky.social):

trying VERY hard to remember that election night in 2020 had bad vibes for a long time, we forgot afterwards because good things did eventually happen but it sucked for so many hours at the beginning

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

I want certainty, tho

The Bibbianightmare Before Christmas (@williambibbiani.bsky.social):

I would KILL for certainty, don't get me wrong.

geoffrey (@parsnip.bsky.social):

SARAH MCBRIDE OF DELAWARE BECOMES THE FIRST TRANSGENDER MEMBER OF CONGRESS CAN I GET A HECK YEAH FROM THE STRESSED OUT CHAT

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

Grats Sarah

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

Good News the First

Darbyscastle (@darbyscastle.bsky.social):

Controversial Mark Robinson loses effort to become North Carolina governor www.rawstory.com/north-caroli...

Darbyscastle (@darbyscastle.bsky.social):

Yes

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

In lieu of doomscrolling or refreshing news analyses, I am instead eating a Whataburger and watching The Expanse

Will check back in to look for a reputable call

Kiraculous the Cyborg🏳️⚧️ (@kiraculous.net):

remember if you are in line stay in line, the puppygirl isn't going anywhere and she's taking all cummers

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

♥️

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

Surprisingly, Reddit has been pretty uneventful today. A half dozen shitlord trolls, all day.

They must have decided to go down with the ship on Twitter

Cinderella Mechanicus (@hroethgar.bsky.social):

Twitter is making social media better!

(I spent some popcorn time in the Rogan subreddit and hoo boy are they not happy with him)

Autumn Reference Marie Cox (@anamariecox.bsky.social):

450+ people on the ballot-curing call I'm on right now. When we fight, we win.

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

Bless you

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

Putin is toeing the line

Tyler King (@tylerking.bsky.social):

"Russia was responsible for sending two incendiary devices to DHL logistics hubs in Germany and the United Kingdom in July as part of a wider sabotage campaign to possibly start fires aboard aircraft bound for North America, a Western security official told NBC News."

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

Optimal Germ-to-Germ Efficiency

This is a subskeet of a subskeet

Brooke (@brooklynmarie.bsky.social):

Gave myself a black eye on New Year's Eve bending down to pick up a phone to drunk dial an ex and smacking my eye on the corner of a chest of drawers. No one believed me

Viv (@v.milcom.in):

Hit me with your most embarrassing injury.

Mine is spraining my side trying to remove a shirt.

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

When I was 5 I skateboarded into a glass terrarium. Never skateboarded since.

Brooke (@brooklynmarie.bsky.social):

When I was about that age I did a somersault down the stairs to see what would happen

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

A very vigorous somersault

Sy Nakamura (@theredprince.bsky.social):

Someone please slap my phone out of my hand

Heather (@katanaangel.bsky.social):

We do it together on three.

One, two, five

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

🗯️

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

We are not going back

Katie Slivensky (@kslivensky.bsky.social):

Okay, 1/?

Wearing my Harris for President shirt, I was putting groceries away in my trunk. Two cars down, an elderly Black man in a suit gave me a smile. I smiled and waved back. He nodded, like he liked my shirt.

He then shut his trunk from his own groceries -- and made a sound of distress.

Alexis (@transcinderella.com):

Must…summon…energy…to…focus

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

♦️

Powerlifters united for discount chicken thighs (@swolecialism.bsky.social):

if ted cruz loses i am going to sound exactly like jeff tiedrich on here for, like, weeks

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

If Ted Cruz loses I probably won't sound like anyone on here for weeks because I'll be too busy giving celebratory handies and blowies to post

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

In a reasonable, rational world, someone who makes their living & stakes their career prospects on "I build statistical models that predict the thing" would end their career by tweeting out "my model is no better at predicting this than a coin flip"

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

You are not online.

It is 1981.

You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door.

There is a small mailbox here.

Chappell's Femininomenology of Spirit (@ofvick.bsky.social):

XYZZY

janny with a mop. janny with a mop.

Granny panties and a dress. Granny panties and a dress.

6 foot 4 and a mugshot. 6 foot 4 and a mugshot.

Child abuse and no job. Child abuse and no job.

Living in mama's sunroom. Living in mama's sunroom.

Giant pale hands and lipstick. Giant pale hands and lipstick.