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Bard spotting on Bluesky 30 July 2024 :marseyrandom:

Here we spot wild Bardfinn Bluesky activities.

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Bardfinn says it's Transventure Time!

!bardistry !bardfinn

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"They can't just not be creepy and weird" in r/Frickthealtright

https://i.redd.it/foaq4c576ifd1.jpeg

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Daily Bard Digest 2024-07-29

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Here's todays official post from the BARDCHIVE:

03/21/19 01:41:01 with a score of -2: https://old.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/b3mkgo/man_wearing_maga_hat_kicked_out_of_vigil_for/ej0rrmq/?context=8

"i HaVeN't bEeN fOlLoWiNg rEaL cLoSe"

"Please Mr. President, stop using these shootings as the face of gun control. There were 432 murders in Chicago last year. Tackle that. Make those murderers the face of gun control.

Stop fricking pretending that school shootings make any dent in the murders in this country. They don't. There were over 16,000 homicides in the US last year. This will make less than 0.1% difference this year. That doesn't help the families of the people who died here, but please tackle the real problem Mr. President."

You need to shut. the frick. up

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Bard spotting on Bluesky 29 July 2024 :marseyrandom:

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mf I just called a client "Bard" instead of "Brad."

He is in my mind rent free. :#marseybardfinnrentfreechud: :#marseybardfinnsbiggestenjoyer: :#marseybardfinn3:

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https://www.reddit.com/gallery/1eeei4v

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Bard spotting on Bluesky 28 July 2024 :marseyrandom:

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Daily Bard Digest 2024-07-28

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Here's todays official post from the BARDCHIVE:

12/13/20 16:28:56 with a score of -3: https://old.reddit.com/r/news/comments/kci84i/major_leak_exposes_members_and_lifts_the_lid_on/gfr081e/?context=8

There are Brownshirts - sorry, "Proud Boys" -- you know, the fascist, neoNazi, white supremacist paramilitary that Trump ordered before the election to "Stand down and stand by" -- who this weekend went on a campaign of terror through D.C., stabbing, shooting, assaulting, and attempting to burn down historically Black churches.

I spent thirty years of my life studying the rise to power of the Nazis.

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED IN GERMANY IN 1935

The GOP politicians who attempted to end run to SCOTUS to overturn the will of the electorate in four, and only four, US states

The GOP electorate that fly the flags of slaveowner traitors

The GOP politicians that take promo photos with KKK Grand Wizards

HOW DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT IS HAPPENING

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Bard spotting on Bluesky 27 July 2024 :marseyrandom:

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Daily Bard Digest 2024-07-27

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Here's todays official post from the BARDCHIVE:

10/16/13 11:54:50 with a score of -3: https://old.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1okkvc/us_shutdown_debt_ceiling_megathread_serious/ccsy3jr/?context=8

As /u/Droen pointed out: power to override this in the House has been concentrated to Cantor or his designee.

The members of the Republican Party who are doing this, aren't doing it to inflate their chances to run for a position in the US Federal government later, they're not doing it to cater to their "constituencies", they're not doing it over Obamacare.

They are doing it explicitly to destroy the US Federal government. They want the Constitutional protections of fed.gov to disappear, forever. They want the Fourteenth amendment to disappear, forever. They want the EPA to disappear, forever.

They want to have 50 independent countries with no other laws that pertain to them but the ones that the 50 independent countries hammer out between themselves and for themselves from now on.

They want the lawful ability to tell people without a specific lack of skin colour to be out of town before dark.

They want the lawful ability to tell people who aren't White Anglo-Saxon Protestant to move out of town, and seize their homes and vehicles.

They want the lawful ability to starve and deny medical care to anyone infected with HIV.

They want the lawful ability to put in place and enforce sodomy laws.

They want the lawful ability to force businesses to close on Sundays.

They want the ability to destroy the NSA, and its data-gathering apparatus on telecommunications.

They want the ability to invalidate treaties that the US has made with foreign powers.

They want the ability to mine coal and natural gas and petroleum without safety and environmental overhead.

They want to destroy the modern cultural entertainment industry - music, movies, books, pornography - or at least burn what's in their jurisdiction to do so and close their borders to more.

They want to bring back indentured servitude explicitly.

They want to close their borders to labour outsourcing.

They want the explicit legal standing to punish women who don't conform to their expectations of what women should do and how they should behave and who and when they have s*x and / or have children.

They want fifty individual countries, each of which the citizens have no recourse outside of state law for their justice. They want rule by local majority, instead of rule by law - and they are willing to kill the United States of America to get it.

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Marsey looks in the bowl and says "looks like the back stroke!"

FFFUUUUUU

:#marseywitchtriggeredtalking: :#marseyfortykeks:

:#carlos: !carlos

!bardfinn !alligatorfrickhouse

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https://bsky.app/profile/skywitches.net/post/3ky5axxbwva2v

!bardfinn

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Daily Bard Digest 2024-07-26

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Here's todays official post from the BARDCHIVE:

10/16/19 17:43:18 with a score of -2: https://old.reddit.com/r/ContraPoints/comments/divj48/deleted_by_user/f3zbm1d/?context=8

The subreddit rules don't specify a "team".

This space is not a space for "only Contra stans", and not a space for a harassment brigade that's going to make life miserable for Natalie, and not a space for only memes, and not a space for only discussion.

This is a space that is meant to be safe for trans people, GNC people, enbies, everyone in the QUILTBAG and all cisgender hetero people, to talk about Natalie's works and the themes and issues brought up by her work.

The rules are crafted to that end.

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Bard spotting on Bluesky 26 July 2024 :marseyrandom:

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Daily Bard Digest 2024-07-25

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Here's todays official post from the BARDCHIVE:

09/21/19 22:49:28 with a score of -1: https://old.reddit.com/r/TheoryOfReddit/comments/d7l2b0/is_autobanning_still_a_thing_on_reddit/f11dmdt/?context=8

I'm glad you mentioned "judgement",

because if someone lacks the good judgement to not DebateTheAltRight, to not hang out with literal violent terrorists discussing their hatred of demographics and individuals, to avoid people who are discussing the assassination of elected politicians and/or people who claim that The Holocaust Never Happened (But Here's Why It Didn't Go Far Enough) --

then that person doesn't have the good judgement to follow the one simple common rule across all my subreddits:

Treat others like actual human beings: With respect. Remember The Human.

They're significantly more likely to vomit up some rote rhetoric that demeans, belittles, denigrates, dehumanises or harms someone else -- and then demand people's time, trouble, and labour for free in an effort to persuade them why they shouldn't have said the hurtful bigotry.

They are the kind of person who is almost certainly going to be one of the Nine Types of Reply Guys:

The "Life Coach":

aka the Victim Blamer -- "Why didn't you speak out?" / "Dress professionally and you won't get harassed" / "Don't be visibly different and you'll avoid trouble".

The Tone Police:

"You sound angry; That's not very productive."

The Gaslamper:

"It wasn't that big of a deal; you're over-reacting."

The Cookie Manster:

aka "not all men!" aka "I'm a good guy; I can't be a sexist / bigot".

The Himpathiser:

"This #MeToo thing makes me afraid to take private meetings now"

The Sealion:

"Can you provide proof that this thing which you alleged, actually happened? Our society is built on Innocent until Proven Guilty! Why are you so mad at me? I've been nothing but polite to you!"

The Mansplainer:

"There are only 2 sexes, Male and Female, and science says [wrong about biology / regurgitates Nazi science for 9950 characters]"

The Prestige:

"Look here, little lady, you're destroying a career ..."

The Troll / Creep / Fool:

"%$$%#&%&%#@$%%%&$&@$%&%$#!!!!!"

None of these are worth a nanosecond more of my time, nor are they worth the time and attention and trouble of the members of my communities.

So while it's certainly fashionable to glibly claim that "it seems antithetical to any sort of fair judgement to ban users because they participate in a subreddit" --

People who say that kind of thing have never had to deal with having the firehose of noise and hatred and r*pe threats and death threats and garbage rhetoric, turned on them and their communities, drowning out the purpose of the subreddit and driving off all the good faith users.

They've never been targetted by the alt-Right, or QAnon, or a vicious Fred-Phelpsian Internet Street Corner preacher.

People who adopt this fashionable stance, should do what I tell so many others:

Stop Replying;

Start Listening.

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Bard spotting on Bluesky 25 July 2024 :marseyrandom:

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https://bsky.app/profile/skywitches.net/post/3kxyrlr7mye2m

!bardfinn

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Daily Bard Digest 2024-07-24

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Here's todays official post from the BARDCHIVE:

02/25/14 22:17:48 with a score of -3: https://old.reddit.com/r/Dallas/comments/1yxyd3/im_insert_name_of_old_white_guy_and_im_running/cfoxera/?context=8

It greatly annoys me that the volume increases a few decibels every time they say "Obama", and that they attribute so much to him. I just want to shout at them: "JUST GET IT OVER WITH AND SAY THE N WORD!"

"Ah will protect our state from OBAMA".

He's president, he's on his second term, there are a dozen legitimate criticisms of him that you douchenozzles won't touch because they're attached to your extremely, extremely wealthy and corrupt campaign donators' interests.

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Hey, folks — the assertion that JD Vance used a latex glove and couch cushions as a s*x toy? 100% False. Please report any comments asserting that.

One of our rules is "No Low Quality Posts or Comments", and character assassination & disinformation of the kind that asserts that JD Vance, Senator from Ohio, Fascist Fanboy, Republican Vice President Nominee 2024 gave backshots to a chesterfield —

That's just not true, and is therefore low quality, and against our rules.

So please, do not comment here asserting that JD Vance, Author of Hillbilly Elegy, made sweet, sweet carnal love to a glove, whether nitrile or latex, whether lodged into a bench, sofa, couch, chaise longue, chesterfield, papasan, mattress, box springs, etc.

It's not true. JD Vance did not write that he fricked a couch.

Please report any such comments. And be sure to let everyone know that JD Vance absolutely never wrote that he bred an ottoman, with or without a condom.

Thanks

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Hey, folks — the assertion that JD Vance used a latex glove and couch cushions as a s*x toy? 100% False. Please report any comments asserting that.

One of our rules is "No Perpetuating Established Falsehoods", and character assassination & disinformation of the kind that asserts that JD Vance, Senator from Ohio, Fascist Fanboy, Republican Vice President Nominee 2024 gave backshots to a chesterfield —

That's just not true, and is therefore against our rules.

So please, do not comment here asserting that JD Vance, Author of Hillbilly Elegy, made sweet, sweet carnal love to a glove, whether nitrile or latex, whether lodged into a bench, sofa, couch, chaise longue, chesterfield, papasan, mattress, box springs, etc.

It's not true. JD Vance did not write that he fricked a couch.

Please report any such comments. And be sure to let everyone know that JD Vance absolutely never wrote that he bred an ottoman, with or without a condom.

Thanks

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Bard spotting on Bluesky 24 July 2024 :marseyrandom:

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As many of you know (but I didn't know until after I joined the site), I have been living rent-free inside the head of our favorite Reddit powermod, Bardfinn, for many years now. Ever since my arrest in 2015, Bardfinn has constantly gone on unhinged rants about me - in fact, he still does to this very day (here is just one such example). However, I don't believe that I have ever actually spoken to Bardfinn a single time. :marseydisagree:

So, that's why I decided to create an account on BlueSky, Bardfinn's social media platform of choice:

https://bsky.app/profile/moonmetropolis.bsky.social :trollclosedmouth:

!Bardfinn, !bardistry, and !trolls, please come up with the funniest possible thing for me to send to Bardfinn. :trollhead::marseytroll:

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https://www.politico.com/news/2024/07/23/gop-race-comments-harris-00170735

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