Taken to Pakistan under the assumption of a vacation, and prevented from returning to my birth country. : pakistan

I'm being kept in Pakistan against my will, maybe I'll illegally cross into Afghanistan

>eastern euros, latinxxxs, anyone really

I need to escape my shithole for a better country to give my kids a future

>pakis

I need to escape my better country for a shithole because… [jabbering paki noises]

Holy frick that was hilarious! I cannot stop laughing! Take my upmarsey! Take another from my second account! Heck, take a silver, why not? Scratch that, a gold! Scratch that, a platinum even! God, just come to my house and plunge your 2-incher into my gaping butthole already! You can have my wallet afterwards too! Take the credit cards too, I'll even give you the PIN numbers! Heck, you can take the whole darn house while you're at it! You can even have my wife and kids if you want! I'm willing to go into poverty just because your post on reddit.com was that funny! I think there's only one thing that would have made your post even funnier, though:

If it wasn't a goddarn repost

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