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fun fact I can't understand kannada or any monkey language at all. Panjabi and Hindi, yes. A bit of Bengali. But once you get to monkey languages, nnnnnooooo
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Can you honestly say you've never shit in a designated street?
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I have not. Was born in America and that's really only a Delhi problem anyways, not a problem in Panjabi.
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We already know your last name then Mr. Patel
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Actually it's Singh but okay. Ain't gonna do you much good. There's thousands of us in my city let alone my state.
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!historychads
So your family
is fricking Sikh not Hindu, b-word?
I don't count Sikh as Indian
they're much cooler
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Is your noiva a "Silva" or a "Pereira" or "Santos"?
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Não
But I am happy
it will be fricking changing to my last name because I straight up can't pronounce it.
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I read on the news that 2022 was the first year ever in which most recently married Brazilian foids didn't take their husbands's surnames. They simply don't want to bother with the paperwork anymore, meanwhile my grandma went through all the bureaucratic process to take off my granpa's surname and going back to her maiden surname after their divorce.
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Idk about Brazil
but that's one of those things weak man/strong woman 
pairing thing in the fricking USA. (I honestly think 
it's some weird 
domination thing idk)
Sometimes hyphenating both last names together
as one last name happens but it's pretty 
rare.
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I appreciate that but you're still a macaco
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I'm not a fricking macaco. I'm a fricking burger
that's marrying a fricking macaco 
lmao
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Even worse
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internalized burgerphobia
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Khan Noonien Singh?
!trekkies
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I've seen the maps. You're only fooling libs, not people that know about potty witches.
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I shit on your mom's chest yesterday she asked me to. So I did the needful.
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