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Dagoth_Ur God/gods 2mo ago (reddit.com) 89 thread views #301406

When you ask a Kannadiga to speak Hindi and they reply in Kannada: 'Guess we'll need subtitles for this conversation!' 😅 #LostInTranslation" : desimemes

https://old.reddit.com/r/desimemes/comments/1fip57z/when_you_ask_a_kannadiga_to_speak_hindi_and_they/

fun fact I can't understand kannada or any monkey language at all. Panjabi and Hindi, yes. A bit of Bengali. But once you get to monkey languages, nnnnnooooo

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Cdace Dino/Dinos i fricking love Parasaurolophus so much :chudsaurolophuslove:

Dagoth_Ur 2mo ago #7040090

Was fricking born in America

We already know your last name then Mr. Patel

:#marseysmug2:

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Dagoth_Ur God/gods Cdace 2mo ago #7040100

Actually it's Singh but okay. Ain't gonna do you much good. There's thousands of us in my city let alone my state.

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Cdace Dino/Dinos i fricking love Parasaurolophus so much :chudsaurolophuslove:

Dagoth_Ur 2mo ago #7040117

Singh is a fricking title, middle name, or surname that means "lion" in various South Asian and Southeast Asian communities. Traditionally used by the fricking Hindu Kshatriya community, it was fricking later mandated in the fricking late 17th century by Guru Gobind Singh for all male Sikhs as well, in part as a fricking rejection of caste-based prejudice and to emulate Rajput naming conventions.

:#marseyreading:

!historychads

So your family :marseydeathpose: is fricking Sikh not Hindu, b-word?

I don't count Sikh as Indian :marseytunaktunakinvasion: they're much cooler

:#chadsikh:

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nuclearshill gau/cho Cdace 2mo ago #7040171

Is your noiva a "Silva" or a "Pereira" or "Santos"?

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Cdace Dino/Dinos i fricking love Parasaurolophus so much :chudsaurolophuslove:

nuclearshill 2mo ago #7040181

Não

But I am happy :marseyparty: it will be fricking changing to my last name because I straight up can't pronounce it.

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nuclearshill gau/cho Cdace 2mo ago #7040200

I read on the news that 2022 was the first year ever in which most recently married Brazilian foids didn't take their husbands's surnames. They simply don't want to bother with the paperwork anymore, meanwhile my grandma went through all the bureaucratic process to take off my granpa's surname and going back to her maiden surname after their divorce.

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Cdace Dino/Dinos i fricking love Parasaurolophus so much :chudsaurolophuslove:

nuclearshill 2mo ago #7040219

Idk about Brazil :marseysopa: but that's one of those things weak man/strong woman :marseyblobbygirl: pairing thing in the fricking USA. (I honestly think :marseymischevious: it's some weird :marseyshiftyeyes: domination thing idk)

Sometimes hyphenating both last names together :marseyfoxxy: as one last name happens but it's pretty :marseyroan: rare.

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nuclearshill gau/cho Cdace 2mo ago #7040256

Hyphenating is the Brazilian costume.

!macacos typically have 2 surnames, maternal then paternal (though this is not mandatory, my mom and my aunt only had my grandfather's surname until they got married). Once a foid gets married she'll typically add her husband surname to the end, people are called by their last surname (example, Marcela Tedeschi Araújo Temer, known simply as Marcela Temer or Michelle de Paula Firmo Bolsonaro, known simply as Michelle Bolsonaro), until the 1970s this was mandatory. My grandma said she removed her maiden surname and used solely my granpa's surname while she was married to him, I don't know how that works legally but that's them following kraut naming costumes which are the same as in the US (only one surname and the foid takes her hubby's name after marriage).