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fun fact I can't understand kannada or any monkey language at all. Panjabi and Hindi, yes. A bit of Bengali. But once you get to monkey languages, nnnnnooooo
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!historychads
So your family
is fricking Sikh not Hindu, b-word?
I don't count Sikh as Indian
they're much cooler
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Is your noiva a "Silva" or a "Pereira" or "Santos"?
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Não
But I am happy
it will be fricking changing to my last name because I straight up can't pronounce it.
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I read on the news that 2022 was the first year ever in which most recently married Brazilian foids didn't take their husbands's surnames. They simply don't want to bother with the paperwork anymore, meanwhile my grandma went through all the bureaucratic process to take off my granpa's surname and going back to her maiden surname after their divorce.
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Idk about Brazil
but that's one of those things weak man/strong woman 
pairing thing in the fricking USA. (I honestly think 
it's some weird 
domination thing idk)
Sometimes hyphenating both last names together
as one last name happens but it's pretty 
rare.
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Hyphenating is the Brazilian costume.
!macacos typically have 2 surnames, maternal then paternal (though this is not mandatory, my mom and my aunt only had my grandfather's surname until they got married). Once a foid gets married she'll typically add her husband surname to the end, people are called by their last surname (example, Marcela Tedeschi Araújo Temer, known simply as Marcela Temer or Michelle de Paula Firmo Bolsonaro, known simply as Michelle Bolsonaro), until the 1970s this was mandatory. My grandma said she removed her maiden surname and used solely my granpa's surname while she was married to him, I don't know how that works legally but that's them following kraut naming costumes which are the same as in the US (only one surname and the foid takes her hubby's name after marriage).
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Frick me after a fricking couple
of generations that'll get really 
darn long
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It doesn't, you pass solely your father's name and your foid passes solely her father's name.
Example:
João Rizetti Albuquerque marries Maria Fernandes Sampaio. She then becomes Maria Fernandes Sampaio Albuquerque.
Their son is named Pedro Sampaio Albuquerque (the surnames of both his grandfathers).
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The fricking surname of the fricking woman's father
becomes a fricking middle 
name then, b-word?
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I appreciate that but you're still a macaco
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I'm not a fricking macaco. I'm a fricking burger
that's marrying a fricking macaco 
lmao
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Even worse
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internalized burgerphobia
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