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fun fact I can't understand kannada or any monkey language at all. Panjabi and Hindi, yes. A bit of Bengali. But once you get to monkey languages, nnnnnooooo
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Oh, over here the mother's surname either gets shifted to a middle name (creating 5 name scenarios
) or lost like for Anglos. We stuck with first name-first name-mother's surname-my surname for legal/documentation purposes since I have a brother-in-law to pass on the paternal line for her family. Though he's shacked up with a woman in her 40s presently 
so I'm not certain if we can bank on that occurring. I've never really had a MILF thing, it's a bit puzzling since he's handsome and the population here is very young in general. Premarital relations aside, to each their own.
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The second surname should simply be your mother's maiden surname, it's not complicated. I know some LATAM countries like Chile do that as well, requesting foreigners to have 2 surnames. In Brazil you don't need to do that, my mother only had one surname until she married my father and added his surname at the end of hers.
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I think you severely underestimate the stupidity of both myself and the general population,
@nuclearshill. 
In America losing the paternal surname in favor of the husband's is the standard, so we just went with that. 
At the time I didn't really think about it.
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Most Brazilian married foids go by their husband's surnames, they just don't lose their maiden names. Not adding their husband surname is a new phenomenon here.
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