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I clean my house before my cleaner comes. My excuse is that the tidier the house, the more time she can dedicate to deep cleaning. But it’s more so that my cleaning lady can see how clean I keep my place. The mental games we play are so unnecessary and tiring. 😟

— Shabdita (@Shabdita_S) May 31, 2024

Amul hikes milk price by Rs 2 per litre across country from tomorrow

Read @ANI Story | https://t.co/J0Hlo3qNkh#Amul #Milk pic.twitter.com/y48fXng9eB

— ANI Digital (@ani_digital) June 2, 2024

🚨 Toll charges will increase by an average of 5% across the country from today midnight.

— Indian Tech & Infra (@IndianTechGuide) June 2, 2024

The timing lmao

Can;t let us have one moment.

https://nitter.poast.org/SatyanshuYadav8/status/1797187316630393245

https://nitter.poast.org/LifeUfDeep/status/1797186785459765304

https://nitter.poast.org/NotyourVivek/status/1797181742790443316

https://nitter.poast.org/CricDevta/status/1797150554692767801 for your eyes only, @Sasanka_of_Gauda

The man whose exit is certain on June 4th has had these exit polls orchestrated. The INDIA Janbandhan will definitely get a minimum of 295 seats, which is a clear and decisive majority. The outgoing Prime Minister can remain smug for three days in the meanwhile. These are all…

— Jairam Ramesh (@Jairam_Ramesh) June 1, 2024

And thus another leaf was born

Why This Dedh pasli pro Palestine protester raising 'Azaadi slogans' and wishing death to Hindutva ? pic.twitter.com/2EwuG17kzd

— THE INTREPID 🇮🇳 (Modi Ka Parivar) (@Theintrepid_) June 1, 2024

Second best tally in records if polls are correct

Yeah bro he totally forgot

!bharatiya they legit got close to 400

You literally interact with random men online.

You yourself don’t uphold the “orthodox values” which you vouch for online 24/7.

Hypocrite imo https://t.co/VL6KkBp6eS

— Jeetas posting their L”s (tencation era) (@yeazlas) June 1, 2024

Starts here

https://x.com/yeazlas/status/1796738434805227972

At least make it funny

Vegcucking is a strict no I don't care about my caste

Harassing foids is fun

Yes mommy discipline me

Hand pics attention whoring

Noooo don't reply to them m'lady

Why must I share a country with such shameless simps

Imagine having to explain this to someone without the video. pic.twitter.com/WEG5KALNyJ

— Eurasian Shark (@eurasian_shark) May 31, 2024

NCP leaders tore off the poster of BR Ambedkar when they were protesting against the Manusmriti in Maharashtra. They were collected to tear the copies of Manusmriti but accidentally all tore the poster of Baba Saheb. A complaint has been given against the NCP leader Jitendra… pic.twitter.com/QnnNdvlcJb

— Shubham Sharma (@Shubham_fd) May 31, 2024

Manu had his revenge finally

I hope our sexy Indian dude drama-friends are doing fine considering the current heat wave you guys are going through. But it's possible the 52 C recorded could be due to a faulty sensor.

https://theguardian.com/world/article/2024/may/29/delhi-temperature-hits-499c-as-indias-capital-records-hottest-day

Anyway, here are the people at /r/climatechange discussing the incoming collapse and total extinction of the sub-continent and eventually the whole world.

Someone calculated how long until a single heat wave kills a million people in India. It was surprisingly close like 1 decade away. India will be unlivable as a country soon due to heat waves and there will be billions of people fleeing the country. Unbearable is an understatement.

I can't imagine how they are coping. I live in Florida and my air broke over the weekend. It reached into the 90s inside of the house and it was miserable. I couldn't think straight and all I wanted was to just lay down under a fan all day not moving. My pets could not sleep at night it was so hot and humid. I think about all of these poor animals that will die this horrible death so one species's greed

Floridan dramatards, thoughts? I only went to Florida during winter, mild winter close to that of where I live.

I'm surprised India wouldn't be going all-in on renewable technologies/energy if they're starting to see temps above 125F. What is life going to look like in 2040? Millions dying from heat? I hope not

Yes. Exactly. People have modeled it and this is the future.

So, revolution when?

Climate change?

Some people are not having it

Turns out that the temperature reading we're talking about was anectodal, cherrypicked, false, and not even taken in Delhi:

https://www.thehindu.com/news/cities/Delhi/record-breaking-delhi-temperature-could-have-been-due-to-a-faulty-instrument/article68233451.ece

Today in Delhi top temp is around 46 C, which sounds crazy hot to us westerners, but it's totally normal for the hottest days of the year in that part of India, and is expected to drop in the next days.

!ifrickinglovescience

!ifrickinglovescience !physics

And here's more doom!

https://old.reddit.com/r/climatechange/comments/1d4le6a/cleaner_ship_emissions_may_warm_the_planet_far/

Ok. Let's assume emissions were immediately zero, right? The cleaner air will accelerate the speed of global warming. The rate has doubled since 2010 due to low sulfur bunker C ship fuel regulations.

Taking this example further… James Hansen and the team at Columbia University estimate that the current atmospheric composition would result in earth being 8 - 10 degrees CELSIUS warmer than today. It will take roughly 10,000 years of warming for temperature to equalize. It's an exponential function so the last 1000 years the temperature wouldn't change nearly as fast.

We are F-U-C-K-E-D.

What? Where did he pull that 10 C warming?

Viral | 2 bedroom hall kitchen flat in Worli, Mumbai squeezed in just 330 square feet. pic.twitter.com/JotcC9FzV0

— MUMBAI NEWS (@Mumbaikhabar9) May 28, 2024

what has caste got to do with climate change?
absolutely nothing..! pic.twitter.com/UyWWWdS6CZ

— Suryakant Waghmore (@Suryakant_Waghm) May 30, 2024

>Me running my AC at full blast to kill more deletes in the heatwave

"What keeps you awake at night?"

"That there is a fair chance that Pakistan and China will have the same population size by 2100"

— arun v (@unraveaero) May 30, 2024

Babe wake up new reservation quota just dropped😍 pic.twitter.com/K2v3p9OnHi

— cool grill (college ki tension era) (@ughyoudisgustme) May 30, 2024

The girls married 1cr comp IT nerds and are probably vacationing somewhere exotic right now while you're stuck studyceling because you're a scrote

They need more affirmative action

!bharatiya ghar wapsi reached euro shores

Watched this clip multiple times. Not sure why people keep saying that “India won”, when Chinese soldiers were clearly able to encroach across the line into the Indian side of the court. https://t.co/0qWkCwutVc

— Mihir (@elmihiro) May 29, 2024