"Hypermuscular Hindu Beasts"

What the actual f*** did I just read pic.twitter.com/Y7TP7g6LCv

— Hugh (@HMBrough_) April 19, 2024

I wish someone called me a hypermuscular hindu beast

Physical traits I’d like in my future husband:

- Tall (5 foot 10+)
- Thick hair
- Thick beard
- Well groomed
- Straight teeth
- Goes gym (isn’t fat)
- Trains in MMA/Boxing (some sort of combat)
- Good dress sense

— Maisha | 🇧🇩🇵🇸 (@maishaislam03) April 18, 2024

>Tall

>5'10

Made me

But then I googled and

Its some literal sub 5 foot gremlin's standard of tall

It takes allah's intervention to get a 5'10 gymcel in bhangidesh

A scholar is a scholar till she comes for your favourite history. Yesterday I was a sanghi, today graduated to a BJP agent with hanging bréàsts and a slut shame worthy DP. Stick around folks, tuwannu sabnu changi tarah feminism sikha Dena main. :)

Lesson #23 Read this piece… https://t.co/kikOtmrD7E pic.twitter.com/RuZgPZSbdW

— Dr. Ruchika Sharma (@tishasaroyan) April 18, 2024

I'm not like the other abduls

Would be hilarious, do it

𝟐𝟒×𝟕 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝟐𝟎𝟒𝟕! 🪷

Vote for Modi, vote for the G.O.A.T!#PehlaVoteModiKo pic.twitter.com/kq3vHW4dtZ

— BJP (@BJP4India) April 18, 2024

>Women reservation ko modi ne kiya right swipe

Wtf why couldn't they stick to the pepe vids.

The state of things pic.twitter.com/PaYZnXCDJu

— ☸️ (@bvlldhist) April 18, 2024

Yuo have legs now yuo don't get job

Sanskritization in current year

His descendants shall not suffer.

also i love how they'll paint a kid's skin black to worship rama but in the next breath make fun of us south indians for having dark skin https://t.co/2C3vjjWzCQ

— ArunAnnow (@ArunAnnow) April 17, 2024

@cyberdick sowwy for calling you a kala kaua

Me at age 21:
- Opened my restaurant, breaking even
- Living with my parents
- Working 60+ hours a week

Me at 31:
- Restauranteur & Hotelier
- Travelling the world with my husband
- Multiple income streams

It’s never too late. Don’t give up. pic.twitter.com/s0PUjmt0Bo

— Rashmi Bhat (@ChaiAndCabin) April 17, 2024

She's like a female shrek but uglier lmao.

!bharatiya what's your forecast looking like?

This is why the origins of Hijab are both classist and sexist, had written about this long back, read here (https://t.co/xB4A0v5DSp) pic.twitter.com/5oAaQnNZF6

— Dr. Ruchika Sharma (@tishasaroyan) April 17, 2024

Why does she think dodo is an insult? Legitimately strange behaviour.

>Rainbow in name

I love muzzie women telling seething s they don't want their soulless liberation so much

After WW II, 2 million German women were rapεd by allied forces & soviets.

Still, West Germany was "docile" towards allied rαpists. East Germany was "docile" towards soviet rαpists.

Where were Germans with balls? All that's left is men who got spat on?https://t.co/xa7v73fVAi https://t.co/eO1tJ5NIjX

— True Indology (@TrueIndology) April 17, 2024

Yt on yt violence

Congress is now asking for "caste-profiles" of passengers traveling on airlines!!

What next??
Caste-profiles of ppl buying cars? Eating in restaurants? Going to malls?

& All this is "supposedly" being done to remove casteism!!
🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/NZJk4BIP1A

— Dr. Neha Das (@neha2180) April 17, 2024

>Shows up

>Asks you your caste

>Asks you your neighbours caste

>Berates you for not knowing

>Drives away

👇🏻 I write in @scroll_in about ”postcolonial populists” and what they mean for the future of decolonial argumentation https://t.co/HvENvi602j

— Kira Huju (@KiraHuju) April 8, 2024

What did you think decolonization meant? Speeches and shit?

Tragic! 28-Year-Old Ayodhya Biker Dies In Fatal Collision With Nilgai Crossing Road, Horn Pierces Man's Chest pic.twitter.com/uIihLz8AIb

— Sneha Mordani (@snehamordani) April 16, 2024

Of all the r-slurred ways to die. Wtf is a nilgai doing in that area anyway,

Its all farmlands.

A Battle of Billions of Hindus since time immemorial.
A story of Sacrifice, Valor, Worship & Victory.
The Saga of Ayodhya Ram Mandir.#RamNavami #JaiShriRam pic.twitter.com/VPNMLc7mPl

— BJP Telangana (@BJP4Telangana) April 16, 2024

Banger video too

They are letting literal internet trolls make this vid holy lmao.

Total TradChad victory

Been pretty watching how fast this project progressed.!bharatiya less than one year back literally none of this was there. Feels very China esque. They'll finish by the first deadline. Meanwhile metro back home can't even join two of the three separate lines.

Anyone else have this issue when they're looking up something tech related?

Like you'll click some stackoverflow post or something and for whatever reason all the buzzwords or the name of the tech at hand'll be capitalized like

How to Invert Binary Tree in JAVA

MICROSOFT AZURE load balancing algorithm help???!!!

SOFTWARE AS A SERVICE model explained reason and why

Like what's up with that? You can pretty much instantly clock any sexy Indian dude online if they do that and/or spout buzzwords instead of communicating like a normal person.

https://old.reddit.com/r/TerrifyingAsFrick/comments/1c4e2gv/some_youth_throw_stones_at_a_bee_hive_in_madhya/?sort=controversial

I hope BSF shoots him Please do the one job you're paid to

https://old.reddit.com/r/pakistan/comments/1c46lu3/is_it_possible_to_swim_under_punjab_sutlejsatluj/?sort=controversial

We should start breeding alligators on all Paki border rivers. There's very real risk of them starting to cross in mass considering their birth rates.

In India in 100,000 INR/per month salary you cannot pay 2 bhk rent in Mumbai but in Port Au Prince, in 150,000 Haitian Gourde you can rent several child soldiers and capture a top government officer's villa https://t.co/Iayx7SPptV

— Schope (@LoyalistLelouch) April 13, 2024

can someone actually tell her what feminism means??😭😭 pic.twitter.com/TM4sdql5WO

— Celina ❦ (@bollyvfx1) April 13, 2024

Truth NVKE

Not having to pay for foids This'll surely be the straw that breaks the lundian moid's back.

Imagine caring either way(couldn't be me )

A+ for the effort but beheading her probably would be better RoI

>The only reason a woman can have an opinion is to attract male attention

Inkwell or feminist?

how i imagine india china negotiations for peace would look like

ps. there are four countries in this image. pic.twitter.com/SOUjZmTstd

— Benares City Bureaucrat (@hindookissinger) April 13, 2024

>Statues made 200 years before the near total destruction of said civilization at the hands of the barbarian hordes

Riddhi Patel, Indian origin American threatened to kiII Bakersfield Mayor during a Pro Palestine speech, arrested & now crying in court.

She was a bright student & a good athlete, started hanging out with commies/IsIamists, abused Modi, Hinduism,India etc & now here she is.. pic.twitter.com/8vY1jC2er5

— Mr Sinha (Modi's family) (@MrSinha_) April 13, 2024

https://www.bakersfield.com/news/protester-arrested-at-bakersfield-city-hall-faces-16-felonies/article_f4bb98d8-f84f-11ee-ac69-af5ba33ed7ca.html

Riddhi Patel, 28, was arrested and booked into jail on suspicion of eight counts of threatening with intent to terrorize and another eight counts of threatening certain city officials during her comments on enhanced security at the meetings.

“I remind you that these holidays that we practice, that other people in the global south practice, believe in violent revolution against their oppressors, and I hope one day somebody brings a guillotine and kills all of you (expletive).”

“You guys want to criminalize us with metal detectors,” Patel said. “We'll see you at your house, we'll murder you.”

What an absolute r-slur.

Modi fans have found her Twitter:

IDK what that means but I'm sure it's fire.

Also shout out to her pfp for being one of the funniest catfish angles I've seen in a while.

Expectation:

Reality: