asks Reddit 
how to get laid. “Um, wanting emotional intimacy makes you an incel 
and a potential abuser, sweetie. And you deserve to be alone 
if you're lonely”
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MOOOOOORNIIIIIIIING!
about the needy 
and desperate 
part. A lot of guys complain about being “friend zoned,” but the kind of guy who is confident and genuine enough 
to actually 
want to be friends 
with a woman 
and to value a woman's friendship the same way they would 
a man's (you know, like as if women 
are people just like you), is going 
to be happier and more appealing than a needy dude who whines that women 
only want to be friends 
with him.
You have to be the emotional tampon with confidence ok chud its confidence you lack!
thing to make myself 
comfortable. Then I started my career and got my life together. Around sometime in the middle 
of that I met my girlfriend. Been I think 
5 years together.
Lmao this Neighbor 
got settled for. I feel for the poor Neighbors who's first 
time is seeing this with 31.
so many times that it doesn't feel bad anymore. Tried talking to more people in general. Kept asking girls 
out. At some point, some of them says yes
Just humiliate yourself 
over and over again until you are an emotional void and then maybe some landwhale 
will have some pity
And now to finish off, the Reddit 
foid shuts down the only good advice with some ol heckin gaslamping.
make a difference, also backside. So working 
out of course in some fashion
for s*x is frightening to be around as a woman 
.
Appearances dont matter 
sweaty 
uhhhmk all of your lived experiences are fake.
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Redditors will validate every mental
illness 
you want besides the gaping 
hole being lonely leaves 
in you. That is hecking problematic 
and entirely your problem to deal with. JFL.
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Well, not ALL, but many of them. Besides the obvious social life improvements:
Provides a sense of purpose ("This person is invested in my continued existence - maybe dying isn't the answer anymore")
Increased self-worth/self-esteem ("I am valued!"
)
Decreased self-destructive habits ("Drink and drive?
No way! I have someone at home who needs me!")
Elevated "happy chemicals" ("Being around this person makes me so happy!")
Guess what men need a LOT more of in this society? Literally everything mentioned above.
EDIT: Yikes, sweaty. These replies are really starting a conversation
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NYT: Men, Want To Be Loved and Appreciated? You May Be Far-Right.
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If you derive your sense of purpose from a foid you should unironically kill your self immediately.
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I said A sense of purpose, not THE. That's how you end up with people killing themselves over breakups. You should always have more than one.
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Everything you have mentioned would be resolved with s*x robots
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This but completely unironically
I like women until they start talking, s*x robots would fix this
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Sorry, I meant r*pe robots
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Unless you are a woman
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Uhm, have you considered getting therapy???
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God I hate that everyone who's had s*x outside polycules has been kicked off Reddit. All these teens/young adults without fathers looking for basic advice end up getting it from the worst source: women or men with kitty-envy.
You wanna know how to get laid if you're not deformed? Don't be an anxious mess about coming off creepy. That puts foids on far higher alert than saying “your tits look nice in that.”
Long answer is that pick-up artists are generally correct about getting laid but are losers because it's clearly a personality trait for them at this point.
Short answer is to be or come off so confident that a Redditor would call you a chauvinist.
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Literally just look good, sound good, smell good, and act like you've had s*x before. It's not complicated.
If you're too
to recognize when women see/hear/smell something they like then you don't get laid. Sorry. 20% of dudes can handle 100% of the foid casual s*x market and you're not in the club, pay for a hooker or make some money and get settled for.
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wat do if my voice sounds annoying?
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What did the bot mean by this
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Then look better and smell better and say more interesting things
Gym, slim dress shirts, creed aventus, have friends and talk about them or fake it.
Or get a speech therapist and pull a lana del rey and just decide to lower your voice from now on, or whatever
You don't have to change who you are as a person or whatever, but you don't have to be an incel either. Being a frickboy on friday and a normal human being mon-thurs is easy, until you find a mythical foid that isn't boring.
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Be the strong, silent type.
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Post voice
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I would rather kill myself
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https://vocaroo.com/1jEqEjc87jen
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Absolutely not, especially after you just flexed on me like that
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https://voca.ro/16TlXIVVD3i6
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Also my voice literally sounds like this
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Doesn't matter what you tell this guy, the closest he's ever getting to any woman is the distance between the defendant's seat and the jury box.
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How do I accept
the fact that I might stay single 
for my whole life?
!incels Saint
Assberg
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Telling people with social anxiety and autism to just not socialize and self improvement maxx is the worst advice ever. You will only ever get better at socializing by actually socializing. The vast majority of people are not self actualized fully independent monks who only formed relationships after that. I think NTS just say this to aggrandize themselves and also because they want tists to just lock themselves away. Again we should just ban NTs from giving advice on this shit since its all terrible.
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We should be locking up all neurodivergents at birth until they can prove their ability in society
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We have so many guys at my church who genuinely don't know how to talk to women, they're surprised when I tell them to ask them out in the first 30 minutes of meeting them.
That's what dating is for
Girls know within 20 seconds if you're someone worth dating in physical appearance alone. You can figure out if you're compatible later.
Bro you're in your 30s, you don't have time to waste on this.
Now im seething
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are you actually christian or did you get longhoused by your christian wife
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Maronite but kinda lazy about it, got more serious about it after getting married
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If you cant get laid and it doesnt bother you keep doing your thing, autism king
If you cant get laid and it does bother you, and you are over maybe 21 years old, unironically keep yourself safe. Im not kidding, you are clearly unsalvageable and useless, a genetic failure.
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Snapshots:
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I really hate reading this stuff because all the people who respond are like, pansexuals who do "ethical nonmonogamy" and polyshit.
That being said, it's not like I even have better advice to give them. "Just be 6'2" and get married before internet dating and the Matriarchy become things, bro. It's really worked for me, bro."
Work out? Take a shower every day? Wash your peepee? Oops, you're still 5'6" and sound r-slurred because you haven't talked to a woman since grade school.
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These neighbors would be a lot more successful if they were just willing to smack a hoe FR FR
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legit being a violent mysognist isn't the BEST way to get laid, but its leagues ahead of being an anxious sperg or a feminist
the female ranking of hotness is like
1. their dad
2. a celebrity
3. a rich old guy
4. any thug that will make their dad mad
10. anyone that calls them a worthless whore (like their dad did)
100. a liberal feminist
1000000. a sperg
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Keyed and Electra Complex pilled
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this man has peered through the veil
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This is literally what you're supposed to do. You are a cute twink if this affects you.
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