asks Reddit 
how to get laid. “Um, wanting emotional intimacy makes you an incel 
and a potential abuser, sweetie. And you deserve to be alone 
if you're lonely”
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MOOOOOORNIIIIIIIING!
about the needy 
and desperate 
part. A lot of guys complain about being “friend zoned,” but the kind of guy who is confident and genuine enough 
to actually 
want to be friends 
with a woman 
and to value a woman's friendship the same way they would 
a man's (you know, like as if women 
are people just like you), is going 
to be happier and more appealing than a needy dude who whines that women 
only want to be friends 
with him.
You have to be the emotional tampon with confidence ok chud its confidence you lack!
thing to make myself 
comfortable. Then I started my career and got my life together. Around sometime in the middle 
of that I met my girlfriend. Been I think 
5 years together.
Lmao this Neighbor 
got settled for. I feel for the poor Neighbors who's first 
time is seeing this with 31.
so many times that it doesn't feel bad anymore. Tried talking to more people in general. Kept asking girls 
out. At some point, some of them says yes
Just humiliate yourself 
over and over again until you are an emotional void and then maybe some landwhale 
will have some pity
And now to finish off, the Reddit 
foid shuts down the only good advice with some ol heckin gaslamping.
make a difference, also backside. So working 
out of course in some fashion
for s*x is frightening to be around as a woman 
.
Appearances dont matter 
sweaty 
uhhhmk all of your lived experiences are fake.
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I really hate reading this stuff because all the people who respond are like, pansexuals who do "ethical nonmonogamy" and polyshit.
That being said, it's not like I even have better advice to give them. "Just be 6'2" and get married before internet dating and the Matriarchy become things, bro. It's really worked for me, bro."
Work out? Take a shower every day? Wash your peepee? Oops, you're still 5'6" and sound r-slurred because you haven't talked to a woman since grade school.
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