Unable to load image

Living out of town and riding the bus home in highschool ruined my life.

I could have lost my virginity in HS but I didn't because I didn't want to walk ten miles home and have my mom scream at me and now I'm too old of a virgin (24) that it actively prevents me from losing it.

Uh oh r-slur you missed your opportunity in highschool because you were to high inhibition and didn't want your mom to be mad now you will die alone. Teehee.

26
Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

I love how my mother would never let me hang out with friends during high school but would also give me shit for not having a girlfriend

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Just lie bro

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

I'm bad at that

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

This post is a giant list of [skill issue]

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

The joke is that the place is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed" which is clever in itself and quite funny to those with a mature sense of humour but what's really just hilarious about it is that if you look closely at the front of this store, Sneed's Feed & Seed, you can see a line that reads "Formerly Chuck's". Now, this might go over the average viewer's head as this, THIS, is peak comedy. I doubt anything will ever be as funny as the joke about Sneed's Feed & Seed. Are you ready for this one? So, like I said, the place is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed" and this sign says "Formerly Chuck's", which means that when Chuck owned the place, well, I don't have to tell you...

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

frfr

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

:marseycheerup: Losing your virginity will make you feel better for a couple of days tops


https://i.rdrama.net/images/17205207280540564.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17205660530374093.webp

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Being a no-confidence soyboy ruined your life, stop :marseycope:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

I do not consume soy products

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Your soul is made of soy and it shows

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Download grindr, have gay s*x, you'll have some arranged in like thirty seconds and after that it will chill you out about s*x and make it easier to go get woman-laid because you won't be so up in your own head about it

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

24 isn't old man, go to Church or find a bar with trivia nights and invite friends.

My wife was still a virgin when we met and would've preferred if I was too. :marseyshrug:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Its definitely too old

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

I haven't had any friends in years.

I can't go to bars because I live 15 miles out of town and have nobody to drive me home.

I do go to church on sunday but I just sit down and don't talk to anyone everyone there is either a senior citizen or a child.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Make friends with the seniors without ulterior motives, ask the priest/pastor how to volunteer with them and when you've established yourself within the community they'll be happy to set you up with their family members (was my experience when single as a Catholic). Also don't sidevote me, I'm the only one giving you actual advice instead of letting you wallow in self pity. :marseyannoyed:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Side voting isn't real.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Befriending the seniors at your Church will train you to live a virtuous life: while it will help you to develop a more holistic view of the human condition you'll naturally grow in patience, it will provide you with opportunities to care for and empathize with your fellow man, and it will humble you to the realities of aging and the inevitability of death. If you're indeed a !Christians it isn't just about getting laid but about growing in holiness. A stable, virtuous man will be able to find a wife with time.

Since you're posting this in the incel /h/ I'll also say hit the gym or accept a looksmax (in 2024 that might mean fat).

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

>Befriending the seniors at your Church will train you to live a virtuous life

>If you're indeed a !Christians it isn't just about getting laid

I feel like I missed this part of the catholic doctrine. :marseysweating: Are some of you guys faithful just to get some senior church kitty? !christians

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

:marseysmughips: read the full exchange here. I'm trying to help this lad out.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

There was a gym that was open 24/7 that I enjoyed going to at 3am on my days off because it was empty but someone else had the same idea and ruined it for me so I cancelled my subscription.

I was a quite upset because I was finally able to squat my bodyweight.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

I am friends with lots of older people but there is a chasm with age and it can be hard to have a real conversation with someone at such a different stage of life.


Follower of Christ :marseyandjesus: Tech lover, IT Admin, heckin pupper lover and occasionally troll. I hold back feelings or opinions, right or wrong because I dislike conflict.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

I do understand what you mean, hence why I led the statement with growing in patience. :marseyboomer:

Learning to interact with people in a positive and pleasant manner without expecting something in return immediately is a good life skill. Find things to ask them about, for instance historical events that they would remember... and if that's not enough, Church boomers do have kids they could introduce you to (for dating or friendship).

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Drive you home? :marseyconfused:

Just have like, one light beer an hour, and just drive home after. Do you really think everyone at the bar has a DD?

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

I thought the ones who didn't just walked

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

No man, they drive home unless they literally live within 10 minutes walking distance of the bar, they're driving home.

Unless you guys have taxis or Ubers.

Notice how the bars parking lot is always empty by the end of the night?

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

I live in a small town.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Bang the grannies. They'll love it

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

No one that lives out of town has gotten laid ever. It's never happened.

You wont get laid until you have a healthy social circle and just trying to get a GF will not work out. Unless you try eharmony, I've known people that's worked for.

Ur biggest issue is that you're a navel gazing sad sack

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

I've tried online dating and females seem interested in me until they talk to me then they ghost no matter what I say.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Online dating is weird imo

You gotta meet them irl and just let them talk about themselves. Foids love that

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Sorry you're playing on hard mode but defeatism isn't gonna help you. Nut up boy

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

How did this stop u tho

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Vaccines your mom and your pediatrician made you take, are the real culprits

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Just start going to some local bars with the intention of just shooting the shit with other bros at the bar and watching live music or the game on TV. Become a local, that a lot of other bar goers get to know, and you'll become better known.

Women can smell a desperate man at the bar that's just looking gussy and they're usually repulsed.

But if you're just one of the locals there to have a fun/relaxing time, they'll be more open to you.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Link copied to clipboard
Action successful!
Error, please refresh the page and try again.