Chris Chan was born too early

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>mfw my final grade depends on talking to a real life woman

:#marseyveryworried:

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Don't worry son I'll audit the class to help you.

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bro me too we're doomed :derpwhy:

unless :derprealization:

uh :derpprocessing:

:foreveralonehappy:

lol what if we went to mcdonalds and wrote about itno homo

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:truestorybro#:

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Another reason why you will never get your sub-Saharan black KWEEN. :wavyhairblackjack: :pinkgirlblackjak: :momblackjak:

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:#marseygunshotsuicide:

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You can opt by claiming to be uncomfortable and write an essay on some readings instead? I think interacting with women isn't your problem, it's reading comprehension

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:#platynooo:

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What happens when one of the people asked on a date as part of this assignment realizes they've been Eliza Doolittled ("Rachel Leigh Cooked" for the younger !dramatards)? Because this seems like the sort of thing that could easily blow up in the professor/university's face if the wrong person gets sufficiently pissed off. All it takes is one !moidmoment or !foidmoment for this to take a turn for the dramatic and become front-page news. :marseybetauprising: :marseydarkfoidretard:

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:marseyinshallah: a second mattress girl has hit the campus

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Ugh, I hate that ho, thanks for reminding me.

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What's going to happen? The assignment is a public activity that lasts at most 90 minutes and costs less than $15 with zero alcohol involved.

You going to take someone bowling and stick a pin up her butt in front of everyone?

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It doesn't matter if nothing actually happens on the "date". What part of "!foidmoment" confused you? :marseyradfem:

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zero alcohol involved

FAAAAAGS. FAAAAGS ALL AROUND. Coane WOULDN'T PUT UP WTIH THIS

UNLEASH UR INNER BARBARIAN NY CROM

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You going to take someone bowling and stick a pin up her butt in front of everyone?

DARN SKIPPY i WILL !coomers

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Professor shouldn't have given an out, If you are in a relationship take them on a date, if you aren't and you cant get a date then you should fail for being a genetic dead end.

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This is discrimination towards ugly motherlovers. Oh wait, they already filter us out in the interview part of the application.

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!boozers they hate us, no alchoo? I'm on my 12 shot rn and not even on a date!

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Chris-chan ahead of the curve once again.

:marseycwc#:

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>sonic neurodivergent

>pokemon obsessive

>otherkin

>trans

>fictosexual

>professional online content creator

>dating ed proponent

He's literally always 3 steps ahead of us :marseybigbrain:. I wouldn't be surprised at this point if the dimensional merge did happen


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a level 1 date

Nerds lmao

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I think we all owe her an apology

:marseycwc: :marseykneel:

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>$15 maximum

:#marseyitneverbegan:

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You can't even eat lunch on campus without going over that limit :#marseyxd:

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my vagina

is powerful :queen:

stylish :party2:

an icon :daydream:

it's everything :tongueout:

Snapshots:

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Tfw khhv incel who hasn't even finished a Level 1 date :marseyitsover:

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That's actually a really cool assignment

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>tfw you give a foid the ick get Title IX'd for doing your homework.

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Redditor moment

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Kitty shit. Assignment should demand a level 3 date for a passing grade

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This semester's assignment: smash mad kitty :marseycool2:

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>alain de botton

Can't believe anyone actually reads this cute twink unironically let alone assigns his tripe in a class

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