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:marseysoycry2: I can't just reply right away! It takes time and several drafts to achieve exactly the right tone of flirtatious nonchalance. If he figures out I have no life and really really really like him :marseyitsover:

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Neighbor you are on the wrong side of 30

Get real

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I know! I can't afford to look desperate! :marseysweating:

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The guy who hasn't figured out you're desperate yet:

:#marseyretardchad:

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fricking whore

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K babe send nudes

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>jimie ignores me

>omg she must be madly in love with me :marseyxoxo:

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Caring about response time is just annoying anyways. If she gets back to you right away every time, shed want you to do the same, and frick being reachable at all times its unnecessary

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You send women texts?

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I throw unused condoms at them and when they turn around I simply say

"you, me, s*x?"

40% success rate thus far.

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Seethe

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Just be taller lmao

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:#marseyllama1:

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shes just not that into you

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I don't talk to women :marseysuffragette: outside :marseygrass: business. It's called autism.

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frick all you hoes

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maybe she has no spoons

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