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If catgirl shelters were real I would run in naked and start furiously beating off into their faces while they made r-slurred marsey noises like "Nyoo~ Nyaat the frick~ Putyaa your peepee awaay meow!!!" Just a complete utter hailstorm of kidney stones and bloody, rancid sperm and pus raining onto them like a nurglemaxxed gooner, all over their faces through the cage bars. Jesus christ, they'd have to get a whole janny team to go in and cleanse the biohazard I'd spray all over the place, jesus christ.