Incels are the last romantics.

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Incels complain loudly about being unfrickable but quietly fear they are unlovable.

You are worthy of love. :marseyparappa:

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Wrong. Women deserve men who can accomplish a basic level of hygiene and attractiveness

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Why is her head so small?

https://media.tenor.com/neTJ0SPfRlcAAAAx/eraser-head.webp

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She's eraserhead's daughter

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Any guy can settle for some girl 100 lbs heavier than him

Except one lardoid "femcels" have hundreds of incel men to choose from

turn passport bro

Povertycels don't have leaving-the-country money

or be the 32nd person in a gangbang.

How does one find his way into a gangbang

It's also debatable amongst incels whether fricking a hooker counts as ascending inceldom

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Povertycels don't have leaving-the-country money

Why do you think America hasn't solved the border crisis, bitches need the green card.

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It's also debatable amongst incels whether fricking a hooker counts as ascending inceldom

It definitely doesn't count as ascending. Anyone can have s*x with a hooker. So if you are a virgin and choose not to pay a hooker then you are a volcel and that would make the term "incel" obsolete

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I am a bolvel!

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what if a hooker refuses to frick you

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https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FufmLTkXsAYB2uX.jpg

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It sounds like there are too many men. I can think of some solutions to this

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War used to suffice for this

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I'm going to be the first person ever…to do 1000 guys."

:marseysquint: What's the current record? It's close to that right?

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At 5min per guy you could do 288 in 24 hours,

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It shouldn't count unless all the guys nut

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Okay but there's definitely one from like 10-20 years ago with 500+ right? @BWC probably knows :marseyeyeroll:

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The Houston 500

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if you allow the guys to jack off and edge before penetration you can parallelize arousal allowing for sub second orgasms

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>Complain about not getting laid

>THOT offers to frick you.

>You refuse.

>Cry about not getting laid.

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Ahhhhhhh yesssssss it has to be the perfect circumstances you dirty s*x haver :marseywhirlyhat: :marseywhirlyhat: :marseywhirlyhat: :marseyretardchad: :marseymoidmoment:

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