After much self-reflection I think I'm just a mentalcel and as we all know mentalcels are fakecels so I can't continue to be in the !incels ping group in good conscience, my presence is fueling Carp's incelphobia campaign. I don't want to leave the cel community at large though so think I'll save up to make a ping group for fakecels.
As soon as I hit 10k coins I'll make it. Maybe we're all going to make it...
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another one bites the dust...
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for the record I'm still a kissless hugless handholdless virgin
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Didn't you post a story about an ex?
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yes and we never kissed, hugged, or held hands
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whole story is fake, OP confirmed for 9-inch hog
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I embellished it to make myself appear less pathetic. The true story makes me look even lamer than the one I posted.
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bro went into s*x without hugging or kissing, thats cold even for a chad
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handholdless but not peepeeholdless
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