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  • DickButtKiss : warm body to wake up next to and maybe if ur lucky u get laid every once in a while

Good morning :marseycoffee: brocels, are there :marseycheerup: any upsides to getting married :marseybride: as a man besides wanting kids?


								

								

!incels think :marseyhyperthonk: about it, at this point :marseynoyoufellowpedo: if you are just an average guy (5/10 and above, below will definitely die alone) the best you can get is a below average foid that's damaged goods by the time she wants to "settle". You will always be compared to her Chad ONS, never :marseyitsover: measure up to them and probably get divorce r*ped the second :marseygunnut: she is bored.

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marriage as a concept existed to gatekeep s*x in order to force men to stick around and keep being a provider despite how much of a bad deal it was

with women as they are now there is no reason for a straight man to ever get married or live with a woman

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:#marseytruthnuke:

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Vaginal jews rn :#marseymissile:

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:#marseygondola:

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!goomble praise him!

!slots200

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!slots380

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!slots300

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Benefits of marriage:

1) Permanent reduction in the value of the foid, hence more likely to stay with you.

Think of it like a brand new car after being driven off the lot. Massive downturn in the value purely due to it now being used instead of new.

2) More self-respect. Having a wife elevates you above every man who wasn't able to get one.

3) Excuses to get out of things. If your mates are arranging some great weekend out in Dublin for Christmas and you're saving up for a new camera and it's going to cost the best part of £600 just to meet up with some mates you grew apart from over a decade ago, which sounds better:

Sorry lads I can't make it I'm a giant cute twink.

Or:

Sorry lads, I've got plans already with my wife.

4) Loyalty. If you treat a wife well enough, she will be loyal. She will cook things for you, help you do things in the garden and the house. Listen to problems from work, etc.

5) S*x is better with someone who you love and are married to.

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lmao at expecting loyalty from a woman in 2024

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Who hurt you lmao


https://i.rdrama.net/images/17230613593463678.webp https://media.tenor.com/SkRvyEhe0RUAAAAx/majima-goro-majima.webp

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I'm gay it ain't even my problem but I have working eyes to see what women act like and working ears to hear the sorrow of straight guys when they vent

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Just ask out your best friend. If it's a dude then it's time to accept the facts.

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Sweaty this is literally what marriage is.

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:#marseyhesright: :#marseytruthnuke: :#marseytheyhaterhermessage:

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If you want to marry a woman, no there are no upsides.

If you want to marry a man, yes there are only upsides.

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The cattiest b-word I know is a gay femboy. There's definitely downsides.

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Sorry I guess I have to be more explicit in my wording since it's 2024.

When I say man I mean

https://media.tenor.com/Gnld5pUppPUAAAAx/can-yaman-bay-yanl%C4%B1%C5%9F.webp

Not @Jewdanksdad

https://media.tenor.com/MszYNPh4F7EAAAAx/tiktok.webp

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Yeah, strags keep outing themselves by larping as le based gays.

Bottoms are worse than women. Equally r-slurred, equally emotional, but twice as strong and murderous than a woman.

!commenters :marseytruthnuke:

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Sounds like you frick women

:#marseyl:

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femboys are just a gateway to the real catch, bears

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Wrong

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No. If you want kids stop sulking and find a good trad wowan by becoming a high value male.

If you don't want kids, still become a high value male, tindermaxx and frick all the ignored 18 - 25 yo foids that zoomers are too neurodivergent, misogynistic and poor to bag. It's like stealing candy from a baby.

Then you can settle long term (without marriage) with a milf at 40 or 45,just to not die alone.

Not having anyone before 50 is a mistake in any case, imo

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I hate women

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Why? Unironically, I'm genuinely curious.


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There are 58 million USD millionaires globally

90 % of that is men, so 52.2 million

Since millionaires are taller than average, let's say 10-15 % are above 6 feet, that's 5.22-7.83 million

Somewhere around 0.6 % would have 8 inches or a longer peepee

~40 000

Since 86 % of millionaires are married, probably more in non-western countries, that leaves somewhere in the range of 5 000 men in the "Angel" candidate pool (since I doubt anyone would choose her as a side hoe)

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Do these women have any idea how much 7 figures is?

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No

Grill yt

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It do be like that nowadays :marseydepressed:

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