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  • DickButtKiss : warm body to wake up next to and maybe if ur lucky u get laid every once in a while

Good morning :marseycoffee: brocels, are there :marseycheerup: any upsides to getting married :marseybride: as a man besides wanting kids?


								

								

!incels think :marseyhyperthonk: about it, at this point :marseynoyoufellowpedo: if you are just an average guy (5/10 and above, below will definitely die alone) the best you can get is a below average foid that's damaged goods by the time she wants to "settle". You will always be compared to her Chad ONS, never :marseyitsover: measure up to them and probably get divorce r*ped the second :marseygunnut: she is bored.

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Benefits of marriage:

1) Permanent reduction in the value of the foid, hence more likely to stay with you.

Think of it like a brand new car after being driven off the lot. Massive downturn in the value purely due to it now being used instead of new.

2) More self-respect. Having a wife elevates you above every man who wasn't able to get one.

3) Excuses to get out of things. If your mates are arranging some great weekend out in Dublin for Christmas and you're saving up for a new camera and it's going to cost the best part of £600 just to meet up with some mates you grew apart from over a decade ago, which sounds better:

Sorry lads I can't make it I'm a giant cute twink.

Or:

Sorry lads, I've got plans already with my wife.

4) Loyalty. If you treat a wife well enough, she will be loyal. She will cook things for you, help you do things in the garden and the house. Listen to problems from work, etc.

5) S*x is better with someone who you love and are married to.

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lmao at expecting loyalty from a woman in 2024

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Who hurt you lmao


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I'm gay it ain't even my problem but I have working eyes to see what women act like and working ears to hear the sorrow of straight guys when they vent

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Just ask out your best friend. If it's a dude then it's time to accept the facts.

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Sweaty this is literally what marriage is.

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