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Gift link filtered by @Aevann so maybe copy/paste it: https://www.nytimes.com/2024/09/06/style/andrew-quintero-sophia-babai-wedding-plaza-hotel.html?unlocked_article_code=1.JE4.MtZP.t1oAwjqrvh1H&smid=url-share

My friend sent this to me so now you have to read it. This story reads like a red flag came to life and just got married.

I leave you with this INSANE kicker

"Mr. Quintero said he pursued Ms. Babai because he believed in making choices to find love: "It doesn't just happen.""

Oh. Em. Gee. I can't wait to read the five year follow up when she divorced him for being a controlling monster.

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The great gatsby was not meant to be an endearing tale! Yikes. 😬

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The Times editors know this sort of article will do numbers, because the clueless richie-riches who star in it will be flattered, and the university-degreed progressives will quote-dunk it to death among themselves

I always assumed the Times nuptials section was aimed at people like me to hate-read and hate-share.

Like, no way would they share the love story of two nonwhite non-Ivy League grads without the stalker element.

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This is not a meet-cute, this is scary. Rich people are weird.

Yes, this is a Bluesky writeup, and yes, most of these people don't want you chuds to see their posts.

https://old.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/1fal6yp/aita_for_not_giving_my_wife_half_of_everything_in/

She doesnt deserve shit

Hope she sees this bro

Lawyers of reddit try to pierce a prenup

More expert advice

"It never began" bro you're a freshman in high school. Go talk to some real people.

No lies detected.

But now for some drama

I disagree, they span all age brackets. But their self created misery is hilarious 🤣 they all are lik b-word boy puppets so easily manipulated and wond up. Kicking incels is great stress relief 🤣

I am against incels and am the victim of the cruel crimes they commit against women. I actively speak against them.

That being said, Do you not see at all how their words are reflected in what you just said? You get off from abusing a subculture, saying the exact same things about them that they're saying about women.

I think you need some self reflection there bud.

You seem to be missing the power balance in this scenario and truly I dont give a shit.

Every incel that's hopped into my DMs has been pretty nice! Most of them were just kids trying to figure out how to not be awkward not realizing they came to the wrong fricking place for those answers.

Oooof Friendzoned by a Redditor, thats not gonna be good for those future school shooters.

Classic

A large % of the people who are into hiking and nature only like it because they are weird IRL and they don’t fit into normal social circles. In fact, liking nature can be a red flag.

— Mariè (@p8stie) September 2, 2024

!incels

Tho despite noticing all these red flags femoids still won't quit falling for the most obvious domestic abusers in existence.

How did he outrun it?

https://old.reddit.com/r/whiteknighting/comments/1f5w48e/teenage_boy_saves_his_crushs_life_from_a_drunk/

https://old.reddit.com/r/DBDR/comments/1f5yknh/sub5_gets_friendzoned_after_risking_his_life_to/

carry rocks, dont kick them!

Since many places can navigate rocks from certain areas with laced rocks, youll have to bring them from other places, such as near an enemies home,

The closer the better.

Train tracks have special rocks and the chemical or type of rock that you happened to throw above yoy into oncoming traffic can be traced back to that very spot and the sensitive dye remains on your handa clothes shoes.

Always use bread wraps for your feet, dont waste more money then you have to for a good time , and also get rubber gloves, you you can throw rocks at people swimming and then you can say "it wasnt me"

Good luck everybody! Have fun!

Bonus poll:

If Kamala Harris wins the presidential election will you come

This Uber driver is on the phone with his girlfriend and giggling lol, one star for you Romeo

— Fhaze ⭑ (@Sammmeeeyy) August 29, 2024