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You are now following me

You’re welcome to unfollow, of course, but you’re likely far too polite to do that.


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Tea party loses

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Where is the Bardfinn dossier i cant find it

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🚨Bard bot alert!🚨

Reset the counter. Current counter was: 0 days, 22 hours, 1 minutes

Record is 0 days, 21 hours

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HOLY SHIT. New BARD_BOT record :marseygasp::marseyscared:

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it could be longer and its all my fault :marseysob:

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No, by the time it reaches 1 day this site will die

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BARDFINN!!!!

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Reset the counter. Current counter was: 0 days, 0 hours, 20 minutes

Record is 0 days, 22 hours

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Still 0 days lmao

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You gotta ask in dramacord and they'll give you a link.

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groomercord

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I don’t really get the point of gifs where the text is obviously much longer than the character’s mouth movements, or where the dialogue from the actual scene is changed.

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Look man I just googled strike me down gif


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We still can unfollow the fish despite her having the fish badge

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SHUT UP BEFORE THEY NOTICE AND AMEND IT YOU TWINK

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You’re welcome to unfollow

:#chaddonekingcapy:

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Gimme some trickle down

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This is unfair. He's Jeff Bezos. He's the 1%. MARX WARNED US ABOUT THIS

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who is kapwing and why is carp sitting on them

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Didn't you leave this place? Why did you return? Summer break?

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already unfollowed.

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Why would I need to follow carp? His post are always at the top of rdrama anyways? :!idontknow:

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Because it gives you those extra notifications and that feels nice

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sorry bud i love you but in the spirit of diversity equity and inclusion I follow nobody so it's fair

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i'm here for seconds

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I double followed Carp. And following people is good because you don’t have to sift through 300 Cirno posts to get to good shit.


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you follow me around IRL?

ive lodged 6 police reports?

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Cops already said it wasn't illegal sweaty

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:#marseycarphug:

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:#marseycarphug2:

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Hooray, Ive always wanted to follow carp and now I finally can


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i never stopped

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AAaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrggggghhh!

ARRRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHH!

AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!


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Frick you klenny

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Sorry carp, the only one I follow is the Lord and Savior in Heaven


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:#marseyeyeroll:

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You're not the Lord and Savior in Heaven so I don't follow you either.


:#marseyklennycross:

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You’d think you’d follow everyone then, so you can be immediately notified if someone is having a crisis of faith or otherwise needs to be witnessed to 🤔


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If I want to find someone in desperate need of Christ's healing love I just pick any person at all on this website at random.


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Klenny is a c*nt and doesn’t follow anyone.


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Excuse me

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butthole :glomp:

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Frickin whore. What's your problem exactly??

that's MY classic emoji to use for when I notice carp and feel like being wholesome

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imma kick ur butt next break 👋🏾😠

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C'mere.

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I never followed you and it's one of my regrets :marseycry:

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I have no strong feelings about this one way or the other

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GUESS WHOS BACK (I had already started writing a gary come home parody)

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BACK AGAIN

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:#marseyanticarp:

!blackjack105

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!blackjack210

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!blackjack210

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!blackjack210

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!blackjack420 blaze it

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do i get a badge because i was already following you

or DC

i'd rather have DC

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Why so you can just gamble it away

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i'm not a degenerate. i've never gambled. :smoke:

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He's back!!!

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Transform your Marseys! :marseywave:
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Only real ones were already following carp

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:#marseyfuckoffcarp:

Snapshots:

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I was wondering what those 800+ notifications were about :marseyconfused:

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Is @Aevann on vacation or something?

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Aevann’s dead, he’s locked in my basement


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Hot

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Help help im being oppreseed

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neighbor u day drunk it’s spelled oppressed

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I dont drink hon, im just :marseychonker2: and my thumbs dont work so good

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it’s ok bb ur charm outweighs ur weight 🤗 ur a better Southerner than me bc oooh Lordy I drink 😔

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instantly sees a bell with 800 notifications :bruh:

Look man, I love your shitposts just as much as your average bussy appreciator but I cant have the pure dopamine rush I get when I see a notification get dilluted :marseyjunkie:

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I prefer the challenge of trying to catch your polls without notifications.

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when fart mode on again??

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It gives me an error every time I try to enable it :( I actually tried to just stop in and turn it on a few times


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rip

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Notification offcels stay winning

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I was already following you though. What do I get for that?

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:#marseydisagree:

>unfollow (((🐟)))

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It's a day of rest brother, chill out.

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S*X!

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RIP my notification T_T

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I never stopped

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Commenting for free dramacoin

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im not sorry i cant follow anyone im my own micro celeb

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i did enjoy the 800+ notifications hehe mischevious user xx

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