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Tea party loses
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Where is the Bardfinn dossier i cant find it
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🚨Bard bot alert!🚨
Reset the counter. Current counter was: 0 days, 22 hours, 1 minutes
Record is 0 days, 21 hours
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HOLY SHIT. New BARD_BOT record
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it could be longer and its all my fault
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No, by the time it reaches 1 day this site will die
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BARDFINN!!!!
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Reset the counter. Current counter was: 0 days, 0 hours, 20 minutes
Record is 0 days, 22 hours
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Still 0 days lmao
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You gotta ask in dramacord and they'll give you a link.
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I don’t really get the point of gifs where the text is obviously much longer than the character’s mouth movements, or where the dialogue from the actual scene is changed.
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Look man I just googled strike me down gif
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We still can unfollow the fish despite her having the fish badge
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SHUT UP BEFORE THEY NOTICE AND AMEND IT YOU TWINK
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Gimme some trickle down
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This is unfair. He's Jeff Bezos. He's the 1%. MARX WARNED US ABOUT THIS
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who is kapwing and why is carp sitting on them
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Didn't you leave this place? Why did you return? Summer break?
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already unfollowed.
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Why would I need to follow carp? His post are always at the top of rdrama anyways?
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Because it gives you those extra notifications and that feels nice
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sorry bud i love you but in the spirit of diversity equity and inclusion I follow nobody so it's fair
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i'm here for seconds
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I double followed Carp. And following people is good because you don’t have to sift through 300 Cirno posts to get to good shit.
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@JoeBiden
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you follow me around IRL?
ive lodged 6 police reports?
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Cops already said it wasn't illegal sweaty
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Hooray, Ive always wanted to follow carp and now I finally can
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i never stopped
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AAaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrggggghhh!
ARRRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHH!
AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!
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Frick you klenny
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Sorry carp, the only one I follow is the Lord and Savior in Heaven
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You're not the Lord and Savior in Heaven so I don't follow you either.
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You’d think you’d follow everyone then, so you can be immediately notified if someone is having a crisis of faith or otherwise needs to be witnessed to 🤔
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If I want to find someone in desperate need of Christ's healing love I just pick any person at all on this website at random.
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Klenny is a c*nt and doesn’t follow anyone.
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Excuse me
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butthole
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Frickin whore. What's your problem exactly??
that's MY classic emoji to use for when I notice carp and feel like being wholesome
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imma kick ur butt next break 👋🏾😠
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C'mere.
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I never followed you and it's one of my regrets
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I have no strong feelings about this one way or the other
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GUESS WHOS BACK (I had already started writing a gary come home parody)
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BACK AGAIN
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!blackjack105
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!blackjack210
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!blackjack210
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!blackjack210
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!blackjack420 blaze it
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do i get a badge because i was already following you
or DC
i'd rather have DC
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Why so you can just gamble it away
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i'm not a degenerate. i've never gambled.
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He's back!!!
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Only real ones were already following carp
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Snapshots:
archive.org
archive.ph (click to archive)
ghostarchive.org (click to archive)
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I was wondering what those 800+ notifications were about
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Is @Aevann on vacation or something?
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Aevann’s dead, he’s locked in my basement
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Hot
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Help help im being oppreseed
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neighbor u day drunk it’s spelled oppressed
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I dont drink hon, im just and my thumbs dont work so good
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it’s ok bb ur charm outweighs ur weight 🤗 ur a better Southerner than me bc oooh Lordy I drink 😔
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Look man, I love your shitposts just as much as your average bussy appreciator but I cant have the pure dopamine rush I get when I see a notification get dilluted
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I prefer the challenge of trying to catch your polls without notifications.
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when fart mode on again??
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It gives me an error every time I try to enable it :( I actually tried to just stop in and turn it on a few times
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rip
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Notification offcels stay winning
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I was already following you though. What do I get for that?
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It's a day of rest brother, chill out.
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S*X!
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RIP my notification T_T
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I never stopped
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Commenting for free dramacoin
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im not sorry i cant follow anyone im my own micro celeb
i did enjoy the 800+ notifications hehe mischevious user xx
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