hiddem marseys:

a lot of days, I make a shitton of changes in successsion, and I don't wanna make the whole frontpage my changelog posts, so I don't post about them

this thread solves that, so from now on instead of making changelog posts, I'll make changelog comments here

click subscribe on this thread to get notified of changes

on desktop:

on mobile:

Edit: I'm still not gonna post about bugfixes tho, theres way too many

https://rdrama.net/directory

example https://rdrama.net/@hotep/song

redirects to https://rdrama.net/song/ElSOrxh3NtU.mp3, u can download it from there

or u take the youtube id "ElSOrxh3NtU" and listen to it on youtube https://youtube.com/watch?v=ElSOrxh3NtU

Everyone please say hello to @Bardfinn. You are reading that correctly: Bardfinn. She’s written extensively about us over the years, both collectively and individually, and we’ve extended an all-access pass to her for rDrama in order to assist with her research into racially-motivated violent extremism and a variety of other social justice issues.

Right off the bat, she was repulsed by the things you people say and do and think and threatened to storm out of the rDrama corporate offices if we didn’t take swift and drastic action. And so we’ve given her a button to chud everyone in order to correct behavior and thought among the assorted flavors of misic masses.

(if you find a way to hide the chud required text, let aevann know what it was via dm and you’ll be given 5000mb)

Hi there! We opened a Redbubble shop so you can buy Marsey swag to impress your friends and family with in real life!

https://www.redbubble.com/people/rdramanet/

Right now it's just a selection of existing Marseys (more to be added) which you can get in sticker form, on shirts, hats, bath mats, clocks, mugs, whatever sort of tchotchke you want. I am going to order a bunch of stickers after I upload more and probably make a scene out of them on my computer because that's what people do. They pay money for stickers of cartoon cats from gossip websites and decorate with them. Why aren't you doing that?

NOTE: Redbubble is r-slurred and if you're looking for something in a particular flavor (i.e. a pin or whatever), you can get that by clicking this idiotic tiny bar:

There is currently one bespoke design specifically made for extremely fashionable clothes:

but more will be added as time goes on.

If a Marsey you'd like included isn't yet there, just say so and me or Aevann will go add it right away.

Buying a piece of Marsey clothing and submitting a picture will earn you a never-before-obtained badge by casino king @McCoxmaul:

All transactions are through Redbubble. We have no means of finding your name, address, whatever. It is entirely anonymous.

Now go. Hurry! Consoom marsey merch!

AEVANN EDIT: https://rdrama.net/post/105265/guide-how-to-browse-redbubble-marseypainter

We reported earlier that Aevann's GitHub account got jannied. Still no official word why, but our best guess at present is:

rDrama, being one of the most malevolent, cruel, coldhearted online communities you'll ever find, is resilient enough to host our own shit when we get deplatformed. We'd already planned for this inevitability, and we are proud to present our own Gitea instance:

fsdfsd.net

Anyone who wants to contribute code to the site or to host any other rDrama-related Git repo is free to sign up. No more need for a burner GitHub account! We don't verify emails; it just has to be the same as your git config user.email—even if that's a fake address without a mailbox like <username>@fsdfsd.net if you want.

We have to manually approve new accounts—Neko says there's pajeet spammers who target Gitea instances —so ping 'aevann sneks jc' with your fsdfsd username if it takes us more than a couple hours to notice.

For people with existing copies of the site repo, you can git remote set-url <remote> https://fsdfsd.net/rDrama/rDrama.git. Note also we renamed the default branch from frost to master—if we're off GitHub, we're using the politically-incorrect branch name.

Special thanks to @justcool393 for porting the rDrama midnight.css theme over and Marsifying the site (Marsey comment reactions coming soon), and thanks to @nekobit for inspiring the domain name.

Finally, if anyone wants to speculate wildly about how the GitHub account got jannied, maybe a certain Dr. Oaken who we know watched the GitHub might be to blame.

Hiiiiiiiiii! Aevann had a really wonderful idea this morning after I posted that thread titled “There are more cases of monkeypox among children than women. What does this mean gaybros??” with a link to a monkeypox study.

Before we proceed, I’d like to clarify something: almost a hundred of you upvoted this thread in like an hour. The thing is, the study linked didn’t say that. The study linked had nothing to do with women and children. It was just a random study about monkeypox, I have no clue what it said. You’re reactionary morons, all of you. Some of you gloated. Some of you defended it - “maybe it’s from roughhousing, maybe it’s child superspreader events.” You’re all idiots. Not one person even clicked the thing, the title alone would have given away that it was just some completely irrelevant study. Shame on you.

Anyway, back to the topic at hand: Aevann had this really great idea to give our r-slurs a home without having to constantly clean it up for free and/or banish them to another platform. The deuxrama experiment was terrible and it was terribly mismanaged by the tards appointed to it. This is better.

Introducing: /h/chudrama!

Here is where you can post your chuddy bullshit. It better be funny though, or at least good slapfights. It’s not meant to be a displaced .win community. The catch is that you need 5,000 truescore to even view Chudrama. This should keep us from getting invaded by boring, unfunny qoomers and Nazis. They’ll still banned on sight. This is for established members who also like to chudpost. It is also hidden by default which brings me to the next part of this update:

(NOTE: posts in Chudrama are immune to the effects of the Chud Award)

Stealth Mode for Holes

Hole possessors can now navigate to their Hole settings page and enable Stealth Mode. What Stealth Mode does is keep the Hole’s content from appearing in the main feed to anyone not subscribed to the Hole. You can subscribe to a Hole by navigating to the Hole itself’s main page, and clicking that big ol button with the eye at the top. This applies by default to the following Holes:

• /h/Chudrama (also requires 5,000 truescore)

• /h/Braincels

• /h/Smuggies

to protect us from mean deplatforming bullies.

Stealth Holes will appear in a scary red font in the master list of Holes.

If you’d like to do CSS for Chudrama, send me a DM and I’ll go over what I’d like.

And, as a reminder, if you don’t like something that’s posted, you have many options! These include, but are by no means limited to: Scrolling down. Scrolling up. Closing your eyes. Going outside. Rethinking your life and the terrible decisions that led to you being this way. Going back to Reddit. Just dealing with it. Contrary to popular belief, you actually do not have to repeatedly cry to forum moderators to protect you!

Thanks!!!!!!

I love you.

xoxo Carp 💋

CHUDRAMA REQUIREMENT LOWERED TO 5K

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REMEMBER TO CLICK “SHOW IN MAIN FEED” ON THE H/CHUDRAMA PAGE IF YOU WANT TO SEE CHUD CONTENT

Did you buy and receive something from our Redbubble? Are you tired of pinging me for the badge? Post a picture of your haul here and I'll give it to you finally.

Note that Marsey Hypebeast badge

requires a photo of you in our clothes.

The Consoomer badge is for stickers, clocks, etc.

While I have your attention:

would there be any use in adding each and every badge to a pin in the shop

would absolutely anyone at all want this

irl badge collection

https://rdrama.net/marseys/original

https://rdrama.net/hats/original

The new submission system automatically stores the full resolution uploads, and high resolution copies from the marsey archive have been used to fill in some of the gaps for older ones.

Thank you to everyone who contributed to the marsey archive and aevann for making this happen

like this:

result would be:

In order to even see the posts in /h/chudrama, you’ll have to click to unblock it.

Please post your chud takes there and not in public. There is no retribution for chuddery in /h/chudrama. You don’t even need to TLM if you’re chud awarded.

Please behave.

Thank

if you wanna move your post to a hole, just report your post with the name of the hole, like this

if you wanna move your post from a hole to the main feed, report it like this

Thanks to the lovely @float-trip, you can now uncomfortably touch ANY and ALL users with one simple command. Behold!

: @usernamepat :

thx to @ArachnoLibrarian for the code

list of allowed attributes now

direction: Sets the direction of the scrolling within the marquee. Possible values are left, right, up and down. If no value is specified, the default value is left.

behavior: Sets how the text is scrolled within the marquee. Possible values are scroll, slide and alternate. If no value is specified, the default value is scroll.

scrollamount: Sets the amount of scrolling at each interval in pixels. The default value is 6.

height: Sets the height in pixels (only whitelisted up to 500)

example:

<marquee behavior="alternate" direction="down" height="500" scrollamount="100"> <marquee behavior="alternate" scrollamount="100"> </marquee> </marquee>

translates to:

trans lives matter

!biofoids

Good morning.

You can now upload a background FOR YOUR PROFILE without having to peepee around with css witchery. Just press that cute little “upload profile background” button on your profile and there you go

This was actually originally going to be a profile upgrade you buy in the shop, but aevann pointed out that people customizing their stuff is desirable in the first place. So now you get the originally-going-to-be-like-20k badge for FREE. This was I think the first thing I ever animated well over a year ago so it’s even more uninteresting and ghetto. Sorry. That is the Windows XP background though. Clever.

PAYPIGS can upload their own backgrounds FOR THE SITE from the SETTINGS PAGE. This was poorly explained yesterday and I am sorry.

And, finally, I’d like to point out that /h/glory was deleted after four days of inactivity instead of a week.

So you all blew 50k for nothing. Stop donating to holes. Stop posting in holes. Holes are stupid and so are you.

BLOCK HOLES SO YOU DO NOT EVEN SEE THEM, DEPRIVE HOLEPOSTERS OF THE OXYGEN OF AMPLIFICATION.

This is actually really self-explanatory. And while I really love talking down to you people, I am tied up on the phone for the foreseeable future and it’s hard to make good written sentences like this.

Go to someone’s profile and you can leave them a post. Others can reply to this. It’s very handy for a lot of things even if you stupidly don’t see why just yet. You voted for this TWICE so no bitching. It’s also something I’ve been bitching to add since like August 2021.

While I am typing about profile walls and to save time, I will submit a request to Aevann here with the aim of further adding utility and MySpace pizazz: How about a third profile privacy setting? Friends only? That means people you follow who also follow you.

Not sure how walls work with private profiles at present but I assume they’re restricted.

We also made profile views free. This was formerly a paypig feature, but now everyone can use it. I’m pretty sure you can see who’s viewed others’ profiles too.. Pretty funny.

Paypigs can now upload their own site backgrounds if they want. Or that’s coming soon. It’s unclear. But it’s either now or soon. Go check out your settings page and see if it’s possible.

You may also be interested to know that I gave a like 4000 word interview to a Canadian journoid about WPD this afternoon. He’s published in a bunch of leaf publications and the Daily Mail or some other bong tabloid. Interesting resume. He doesn’t use Twitter much but he likes a lot of super-lib and coof doomer stuff there. I think he’s interviewing other snuff site admins as well, based on what he was saying. I don’t know if they’ll bite. So it’s probably going to either be just a few select quotes most likely chosen to push whatever his angle is, but here’s to hoping. I shouted you guys out a few times.

We have three holes now with various restrictions on viewing:

• /h/masterbaiters — logged-in users only, for gayops

• /h/countryclub — 1000 truescore, for whatever you want (but not gayops)

• /h/chudrama — 5000 truescore, nothing changed

There is no longer a "Club" toggle. Use /h/countryclub. Keep in mind the truescore limit on club had been *1* for the past couple months, so this is a big upgrade in exclusivity.

This is partially a compromise solution, but it makes the code actually manageable and gives people all of the reasonable asks: masterbaiters gayops won't get outed to Google and loggedoutcels, and countryclub 1000 TS restricts to 10% of all accounts and 30% of weekly active accounts for whatever semi-exclusive crap you want to post.

Addressing frequent suggestions:

"1000 TS is too easy to get, it should be 5000 TS" — The latter is still like 20% of weekly active accounts. The difference isn't as big as you think it is.

"I think Bardfinn has <x> truescore, you should make the limit <x+1>" — Is this Bardfinn in the room with us right now? If you have credible evidence of someone being Bardfinn, modmail us and we'll ban xim, which excludes from the restricted holes. There are people who seem to think Bardfinn has a secret account with over 10 000 truescore. There is no level that will "exclude Bardfinn" in everyone's mind.

"Let us choose whatever arbitrary truescore requirement we want" — This is dumb and you should feel bad for suggesting it. It's an idea with great UX, and it will totally accomplish what you hope it will: I would've posted something if only ≥1050 TS people could see it, but not ≥1000, no sir. You know what we need? More amorphous conditions on who can see what on a site with low-four-digits of active users. (42 069 TS Century Club when?)

good evening everyone! if you remember from the post you prolly didn't read from carp last night, we've made some changes to settings! we've basically gutted all of the old messy garbage that was the ruqqus code!

so go check out your settings now!

personal is your theme and site experience and all that fun stuff

advanced is boring nerd poweruser crap like page sizes

css is your custom css for your profile and your own custom css

security is like your email and password and stuff

apps/bots are apps and bots

also like carp mentioned there are TWO NEW BADGES!

turn on your filters (you have them already right?)

when you turn them on, a link will appear that will let you make them permanent!

if you do, you can get one or both of the new badges

Social Justice Berserker - awarded for turning on the slur filter permanently

Soapy-Mouthed Angel - awarded for turning on the profanity filter permanently

so go on, check out your settings and get those new badges! after all, carp has already done it

have an amazing evening and stay awesome!

(aevan joan pewkie carp idio the_homocracy schizocel sneks jc geese kippy mccox chiobu donger soren discuss)