Total chad bullies a bunch of crocodiles with a shovel 
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Millions of years of evolution into a perfect predator undone by a shovel. pic.twitter.com/OzgLjXTIpW
— Nature is Amazing ☘️ (@AMAZlNGNATURE) November 15, 2024
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Lol the last one made funny sounds
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They really don't like that shovel
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They know what's coming for them, they all tasted the shovel before
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These BIPOCs deserve far worse than a shovel lol
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Me on the left
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Evolving into either a wolf or an orca whale is pretty Chad either way
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Animal
abuse 
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"No, you can't lightly smack an armoured lizard that can survive getting shot with no problems!
Hecking animal abuse! Poor swamp pupperinos! 
The atrocities we commit for my burgers doesn't count though 
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"The crocodiles are endangered!!!"
"They're endangered in Australia because it's a fricking desert with no water"
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im vegetarian
you nonce 
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Frick cows they're racist
tbh I actually had a pet calf for a while and they also have personality.
I honestly prefer hunting animals because it's perfect, one minute they're a happy deer chilling in the outdoors then they're not. And it happens instantly. it is a absolutely the most humane method of getting meat imo, plus you get to reconnect with nature as a man should
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Those are alligators you fricking yankee
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Shouldn't yankees recognize alligators tho?
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Assuming you're not from USA (poor
):
"Yankees" is the term for northern Americans and there are no gators there; only in the deep south. So in theory no, they would not know the difference the same way anyone else who lives in an area where they're not indigenous might not.
I just happen to know the difference because I'm a reptile enjoyer and a fricking
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"To foreigners, a Yankee
is an American.
To Americans, a Yankee
is a Northerner.
To Northerners, a Yankee
is an Easterner.
To Easterners, a Yankee
is a New Englander.
To New Englanders, a Yankee
is a Vermonter.
And in Vermont, a Yankee
is somebody who eats pie for breakfast."
E.B. White
!schizomaxxxers
@Ninjjer
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A song that was passed down to me from the late 1800s:
I'm a Yankee Doodle Dandie! This was a big thing in our family. We're Anglo-Americans because we could succeed here.
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I thought your a pennsylvania dutch? YWNBA
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Seriously i complain about yankees all the time and im more American than like all of them
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Also if youre a yankee stay the frick out of my state
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I see
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Some zoomoids don't seem to have heard it. How do yankees not know that they're yankees? Very sad
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I always like the videos of them climbing fences.
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that's pretty impressive given their r-slurred bodies
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Put it in 4-Lo buddy, come on
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Whyd you bonk him he was so happy to see you!
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I wish alligators were domesticated, they're so cute.
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Somebody posted a video here of one that basically was, but it died. The owner should have bred it, not joking at all.
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Snapshots:
https://x.com/AMAZlNGNATURE/status/1857339403007361055:
ghostarchive.org
archive.org
archive.ph (click to archive)
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rude
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DONK
We need some audible emoji
Tap to play maybe
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*DONK*
Ahh, it's all about the simple joys in life.
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You can actually train Gators, they're fairly intelligent
Yeah maybe brains don't work like that, singularity cute twink
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Maybe stupid species aren't really stupid, but are instead just unambitious and lazy
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It's a problem with the alligator culture, that's all.
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Alligator chancla
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Alright, I don't give a shit how much it pays, I want this dude's job.
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Dudes rock
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Watch this guy he just finds deadly creatures while barefoot in the woods
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