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- Chahachaahane_Panchhee : plz go back to wpd libertarian
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From The Cult of Smart by Freddie DeBoer. I actually like this guy's writing and agree with him on most things, but citing a "breadtuber" (when you could have skipped them and gone directly to the source) is a bridge too far for me. In fact, I googled freddie deboer "breadtube" to try and find a quote from his Substack where he makes fun of them offhandedly, but instead found multiple entire articles written about how retarded "breadtube" is. And yet he cites "Cuck Philosophy" in an actual published book. Mad
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Judging by your profile pic, you're a pedophile turning their sexual perversion into a political identity because the Democrats said you should.
— Dark Waffles 🇺🇸🇨🇳🇷🇺🇮🇷 (@CaptainWaffless) June 8, 2024
What I learned is
Marsey
is anime
and you can't like anime
and be Communist
Marsey
pfp is anime
and makes you a libertarian
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North Korea have have recently started sending balloons filled with poop into South Korea pic.twitter.com/cgr0urY0Wk
— Pubity (@pubity) May 29, 2024
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“Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Adam Smith and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!”
At this moment, a brave, anti-trade, left-wing populist who had posted 1500 comments on /r/AntiWork and understood the necessity of Made in America and fully supported all dictatorship opposed by the United States stood and held up a graph of Cuba's GDP per capita over time.
“Why has Cuba's economic growth been stagnant since the 1960s, pinhead?”
The arrogant professor smirked quite Zionistly and smugly replied, “because socialism fails to create material prosperity, you stupid leftist”
“Wrong. Cuba has been trapped in poverty because of imperialist US sanctions. If, as you say, capitalism is the best model of economic development … then Cuba's literacy rate should be lower than America's.”
The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Why Nations Fail. He stormed out of the room crying those corporate crocodile tears. The same tears neoliberals cry for the “global poor” (who today live in such luxury that many have clean drinking water) when they jealously try to claw justly earned wealth from deserving American automobile union workers. There is no doubt at this point our professor, Noah Steinberg, wished he had taken a stance against corporate greed instead of being a GDP supporting sophist. He wished he had a union-made, domestically manufactured gun to shoot himself from embarrassment, but he himself had lobbied for NAFTA!
The students applauded and all registered Green Party that day and realized Biden and Trump are just two sides of the same capitalist, colonialist coin. A foreign despot named “Critical Support” walked into the room and shed a tear on the chalk. Manufacturing Consent was read several times and Bernie Sanders himself showed up and made it illegal for Blackrock to buy houses across the country.
The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He was later executed during a proletarian uprising for opposing rent control and thrown into a lake of fire for all eternity.
Solidarity forever!
socialist 
with the most socialist take 
ever "I do all the work while you raise all the money"
Chud
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Kronstadt mentioned
— ✳️Ⓐ Armed Joy 🎨💣 (@ArmedJ0y) May 20, 2024
Time for the meme again pic.twitter.com/T1zZ6luent
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"Communist took my grandfather's land" Bengali edition 🤣🤣 https://t.co/KsCaW8cIiO
— Ennnnnn ☭_FreePalestine (@Ennnnnn_666) May 8, 2024
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I have a lot of dramacoin, which makes me bourgeoise. I probably have more dramacoin than you, which makes you the proletariat. How did I get so much dramacoin? By exploiting you, of course.
Anyways, today I will exploit you even harder. I will pay 100 dramacoin to the first ten people who make a comment saying “subscribe to HeyMoon for the best rdrama content”, with a few rules:
must be the top comment in the thread
must not contain anything damaging to the HeyMoon brand
once per person
to be paid in at least two (2) business days.
Keep in mind that you have to do this. I am offering you money in exchange for a service, which means that you are literally my slave. Get to it 
/h/fakecommunism has been created by @ACA 