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You apologize and say “I’m sorry if you’re offended”
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Double down kitty HR will be all over your butt anyway
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all you literally have to do is to say "oh I did not notice the message said he died"
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non lethal drowning.
that's what happens when i go down on the wifey
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Factcheck: This claim is currently being debunked.
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That's piss
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"I'm sorry you feel like you need to make a scene about it."
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"My sense of humor is a lot like adult supervision in a pool..."
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Oof autism tale time. Once a highschool teacher's dad died and later in the day she was complaining about not being able to reach some spots while painting bc she's short.
5 seconds later and everybody in the classroom was looking at me like I just pulled down my trousers and killed a small infant with my excrement.
Appearently somehow I blurted out "just use your dads coffin to stand on and paint your room that way."
I legitimatly couldn't remember and I didn't dislike that teacher so I basically said. "I'm very sorry I said that but I honestly can't remeber doing so, but I'm not denying I said it"
She started to cry so I said I'd leave the room and go to the principal myself. Somehow bungeld the explaination to said pricipal so bad I almost got kicked out of school. Ended up with 2 weeks detention and was spending every other lunchbreak at the schoolcounsler working on what they called my "dark humor problem" for the rest of the year.
I transferd out the next year because frick that dark humor is funny. And also because rumors started to spread that I was seeing the counsler for being a closeted homo.
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You had a chance to not be completely worthless, but it looks like you threw it away. At least you're consistent.
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Roasted hotter than her dad's ashes
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Exceptionally on point today longpost
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Personally I wouldnt have posted that
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Coward
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Well hindsight is 20/20
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good story, if true possibly doxxed yourself. But: epic story to tell while drinking on the theme of brainfart/foot in mouth.
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dox yourself? Do you think children from his elementary school are on rDrama remembering the name of some kid who said something dumb 25yrs ago?
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not on here, but search engines and social media having their way with stories.
there might be a classmate who remembers this shit, that's why I wrote "possibly", not "definitely". All it takes is for s.o. else to remember this situation and name names
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Another entry to my list of hyperspecific rdrama stories that i will one day use as blackmail!
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I saw Ryan Gosling at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
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Impressive. Normally people with such severe developmental disabilities struggle to write much more than a sentence or two. He really has exceded our expectations for the writing portion. Sadly the coherency of his writing, along with his abilities in the social skills and reading portions, are far behind his peers with similar disabilities.
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My peers are dramacels you idiot bot, we all have 50 IQ. Collectively.
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This is one of the worst posts i have EVER seen
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Worst post you have ever seen so far
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Yeah I know it's bad. It's the only time it ever happend aswel. At no other point in my life had I ever said somthing out loud unconsiously like that with no recolection whatsoever. I can still feel the hot flash go through my body from shame when the whole room just instantly turned against me. It was a surreal expierince.
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Sometimes when things are going particularly normal I think about driving into oncoming traffic but you did it without even thinking first.
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That you know of.
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So far.
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When I was in grade 3 I was walking home with my sister with a ton of other kids from my elementary school walking past. And this black kid walked past and he had a hat on and I knocked it off his head. But I did it in a way that hit him in the forehead.
Just random violence and I had no recollection of even wanting to do it or doing it at the time until after I did it.
My dad was super racist against blacks at home so I just blamed him.
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So have you come out yet?
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Nah i just transisioned so I'm still straight
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Yeah sure "closeted"
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i remember calling a black kid the n-slur in 1st grade and he died later that year.
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This is why blacks will fight you over the BIPOC word. It's life and death out here.
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Holy shit bro
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Ok, we put him in rice, now what?
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when I dropped my phone on the potty rice didn't work so safe to say that kid is dead
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SMASH THE NECROMATRIARCHY
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Honestly I'd rather have someone say this to me than receive the 25th "I'm so sorry can I cook you a casserole"
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What do you mean I would love 25 casseroles
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ya i would probably bust out laughing at this tbh
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Say you were tryna cheer him up with dark humor
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'his pool' how does someone old enough and willing to buy a pool drown in it? Why would you buy one if you can't swim? I'm thinking this wagie is making it up to steal money and time from the company.
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Legs cramped with nobody watching, and ran out of strength before getting to an edge
Heart attack
Drunk
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Black out drunk
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suicide?
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https://archived.moe/r9k/thread/70395619/
OP didn't elaborate, so I'm calling fake and straight. Sigma male if real tho.
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