this site has rotted my brain that I can't even read normal things anymore: "No (M) Trains Along Queens Boulevard Until The End Of The Year; (F) Trains Rerouted via 53rd Street; 63rd St Tube Repairs"

With a wit like that, me responding to you would be the internet equivalent of beating up a small child. So instead I will refrain, enjoy a snickers, and hope to god you kids are not serious about this person. Here's your upmarsey, you little creep.

Snapshots:

• archive.org

• ghostarchive.org

• archive.ph (click to archive)