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!biofoids is this real?

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brb booking random tickets to wherever the next few weekends

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i hate the airport. it's like if prison had a mall. if anyone of either s*x ever talks to me at an airport i will kill them. this goes double for TSAggers.

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This is only cute if youre a foid

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Hit on women :marseygoodnight: at the airport :marseynosuchcases: :marseynotes:

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Women love it when you talk to them in situations where they can't escape. The more claustrophobic the better.

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It's about the implication

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I met my wife in a broken lift.

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I hope this is true

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No

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Jokes aside, they like situations where they can slut it up without it affecting their social standing. OP is clearly a gay liar, but they do like hidden sluttery.

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Semi-hidden. Some of the women do this to have a story for their friends, but hotel bars are also a decent place to get caught up.

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i wear my nicest dresses at the airport because if guys think you're pretty they'll let you into the lounge where they have separate tiers of wifi, free drinks, and a buffet. i'm not a kind enough person to actually bang them tho lol :chudette:

idk why military guys always tie themselves down to really awful fat women when they get free shit everywhere. your odds of banging a girl if you let her in the lounge and then tell her some bullshit about serving overseas are probably pretty high. women don't know enough about the military to know ur highest stakes mission was sweeping a dirt road

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They marry those dependas because they're desperate to get in to off-base housing and they get more money too.

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:#marseypoor:

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Nothing like sleep deprivation and travel stress to put you in the mood

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It's not the airports, it's the lower pressure air on the plane. Similar to choking, women sexually thrive when starved of oxygen.

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That's why foids scream “oh my god” when they are manhandled into my airtight love cabinet

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Airportmaxxing is the new meta

This guy must have been slamming kitty

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1699808472893752.webp

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tom hanks looking haggard af

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It doesn't even matter which airport. Had some lady doctor come onto me in a smelly 6 person airport somewhere along Hudson's Bay

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It's like work goggles but it gets extended to everyone at an airport, you get upgraded a few points.

Also, it's low stakes, no one can creep on you at an airport. So we're more chatty in general

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:#marseyplanecrash:

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>go on reddit

>this is the top post from /r/4chan

Wow these posts suck - typical redditors

>go to rDrama

>this is the top post from /h/corn

We really are just redditors with more autism :marseysnoomask:

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half of @peepeehands's posts are stolen from reddit

trans lives matter

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Women are terrified of flying, so they will pop a couple planks of Xanax before boarding the plane, then suck down a steady stream of wine/cocktails during the flight.

They basically roofie themselves. :marseywomanmoment2:

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